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Joined 04-02-05, id: 787227

hey hey my names steph and i live in Australia, barrack for the west coast eagles(thats an AFL team for all you poor deprived foreiners lol) and, um, well read on if you want to know more about me.

Favorite books: Eagle in the Sky, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, LOTR, Pride and Prejudice and like a million more that i cant think of at the moment. God damn it.

Favorite movies: High Fidelity,anything by the amazing Quentin Tarantino, also anything by the equally amazing Robert Rodriguez,The Royal Tenenbaums, 25th Hour, Family Guy Movie (freakin' hilarious)and once again like a million more i cant remember. Need sleep yawn

Favorite bands/singers: The Darkness, Greenday, Rob Zombie (legend!)Lou Reed, The Rasmus, Delta Goodrem, The Living End, The Spazzys, The Killers, Dashboard Confessional, Korn, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Evermore, Robbie Williams, Eskimo Joe, David Bowie and so many more i'll be kicking myself for forgetting.

Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, The OC, Veronica Mars, Survivor, The Amazing Race, Seinfeld, Absolutely Fabulous, The Young Ones, Family Guy, Little Britain and lots of others.

Hated books: Um I'm not even sure i have any...dang

Hated movies: Ok not really hated but i was dissapointed with the Harry Potter movies. I mean come on they didn't even win the quidditch cup! But they're not bad. but The Blair Witch Project, that was BAD.

Favorite person in the whole wide world: Boyfriend Mark. No question, no doubts at all. Love you :) he doesn't know i write on here so don't tell him ha ha

Favorite things in the whole wide world: Chocolate! mmm. Quentin Tarintino (mmm)(and his films), music, films, partying and sleeping, my friends

Favorite quote: um, oh dang. i cant remember it! oh well heres one: the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you cant have them.

Alright, ships. i'm not a big shipper, i'll read anything really, so long as it's written well, but here are some opinions.

Hermione/Draco. if it's written well it's good and plausable, if it isn't it's great for a laugh ha ha. there are some legendary crap ones on here.

Hermione/Snape. not really big on this, but will only if it is written well. i actually found a GREAT one recently, It All Comes Down To Time.

Hermione/Harry. no, i'm not delusional, but i like some of the ones on fanfic, so long as it's not written by crazy people who think it can actually happen.

Harry/Ginny. meh if i want that i'll read the book. but some are ok :) when written WELL

Riddle/Ginny. WRONG

any incest. WRONG

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All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 3040 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Four Laws of Golpalott by SnorkackCatcher reviews
A Ravenclaw student explains to his housemate why the Potions textbook contains no mention of Golpalott's Fourth Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2008 - OC - Complete
It All Comes Down To Time by JenKM1216 reviews
In her seventh year, Hermione is accidentally transported nineteen years into the past where it is Severus Snape's seventh year. Against her better judgment, she begins a relationship with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,986 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quest for a Soul by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Seventh Year at Hogwarts. I attempt to stay relatively faithful to canon, and to keep everyone in character, while still having a unique plot of my own. RHr HG. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,418 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Final Battle by Distempered reviews
The final FINAL battle...the important one...the one on which the fate of the world rides. The ultimate question: is goth cooler than punk? AU hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 3/30/2005
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
HogwartsParody style by idonrlycarenemore reviews
Overly cliched stories, 0 stars. Parodies of cliches, 5 stars. Come laugh your head offs at the collections of how NOT to write a Hary Poter FannFik. Rated M for all the stuff you wish you didn't have to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Brainstorm Storage Vault by aglondier reviews
Used to house 'Support'. Realised it's never going to be updated. Now storing the bits and pieces that haven't yet made it into fully fledged stories.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
When Everything's Made To Be Broken by Gothic-Girl82 reviews
Hermione faces the most difficult year of her life and Snape's involvement manages to complicate it still further. This story is abandoned for the time being.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,645 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Scene Kid by Ane the panther reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts and to his friends suprise he has become a member of the goth subculture. Now he must try to explaine Trent Reznore to his friends, and face the harsh reality of how conformist Hogwarts is. NEW! Chrismas sidestory up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P.
Shards of Black by sweet-apple-pie reviews
What would have happened if the Dursleys refused to raise their baby nephew? Fourteen years later finds Harry Potter grown into a defiant young man with his own agenda... until one summer, when everything begins to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P.
Voldemort's Fun by foreverflutterby reviews
Voldemort gets his Death Eaters uniforms. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Voldemort, Draco M.
Harry Potter, condensed by grafiti rtk reviews
Title explains. Do not read if you are easily offended devoted fan. Spoiler if you haven't read HBP. By me and a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
The CACC by Resident Nut Job and Midget from Your Nightmares reviews
The CACC characters against character corruption have had enough. They are tired of their characters being wrongly twisted. So with a little help from a lawyer, they are fighting back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005
The Real Harry Potter by kuls reviews
You may think this is just another story based on the Harry Potter series. But no, it is the first of it's kind. Preview: Harry and his love for Ron, Hermione's obsession with Dumbledore, and Draco's bald spot. Not to mention Ron's catch phrase!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
25 by the7bells reviews
Yes, I am not giving up. And I've come back. Read before you judge it, and if you don't like it, have fun telling me so. But from previous reviews BEFORE it was taken down, there weren't too many of them. Stuff not to do in the world of Harry Potter. Ra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Numb by blackmissiongoggles reviews
[250 word drabble] A weird little fic about the mood of Arthur Dent, which doesn’t really have a description.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
The EndHarry Potter by dvils advocat reviews
Right after I'd finished reading the 6th book I got this idea. LMAO I'd laugh so hard if this really happened!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Harry P.
Pulp Potter by Kevin Hirn reviews
It's the story of Harry Potter and his friends and enemied turned to crime through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino. It's a funny, Harry Potter story but taking some diologue and plot from Pulp Fiction, but a different story in it's own right. Chapter 2 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Pebble by earthbound0 reviews
A parody of the first book. Includes Cancun, Vernon singing, Aunt Petunia attending a peace rally, Lucius and Narcissa becoming lost in the Muggle world and that's all before the night at Godric's Hallow. Warning: OOC, my first fanfic. Feedback appreciat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2005
Harry Potter and the Return of the Jedi by dude.coolness reviews
Crossover fic. Please do not take seriously. Read this story for its hilariosity and enjoy a few laughs. Reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P.
Seventh Year is upon us by Cadence Cascade reviews
just a minidrabble about Harry's reaction to the EVENT that happened at the end of HBP.Warning: HBP Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter Syndrome by Starlet36 reviews
Ever wonder if reading too much Harry Potter might result in just a TAD eccentric behavior...Well, you're not alone! Find out the symptoms, 'Voldemort.' GASPFAINTULCER! , and learn the cure or lack thereof!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Dreaded Muffin Catastrope by x-intoxicating-x reviews
Harry can't find his favourite kind of muffin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Road to Redemption by AndroB reviews
HBP spoilers! He always knew that he couldn't continue playing the double agent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Severus S., Draco M.
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
The night she Cried by Nikki Flinn reviews
a lovely little angst filled fic. short, one shot. Ginny is being abused, the most unlikely person comes to her rescue (NOT Draco)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Reshima Skynight reviews
Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's Not Quidditch by grammar conscious possum reviews
The Slytherin Quidditch team is in desperate need of a tune-up, so Snape calls in an old hand to save the day... but things have changed since Book One! Warning: Contains A Taco Show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
The Top 77 Ways to Annoy Snape by Carmen Willows reviews
Chapter 9-the last one-is up! Who will win? The Weasley twins have made a contest to find the best ways to annoy Snape and others! Was once a list, but that fell off so now it's a story. Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - George W.
Trials of Sorrow by Microphone reviews
The story of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. Post OotP. RHr and DH. PLEASE READ THE CHAPTER THAT ISN'T REALLY A CHAPTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Truth by Mystical Witch reviews
Harry is fed up with what he has read in the HP books and seen in the Movies and speaks out. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Evil Apples Attack by Microphone reviews
A pointless, crazy, etc etc...humor-fanfic. Read at your OWN RISK, or if you want a GOOD LAUGH. Actually, pointless laugh, but you get the idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
Night of the Awalim by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
Hermione takes up a new hobby, post-Hogwarts, and then has to demonstrate it. Snape is surprised, as are all witnesses. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Divination Notes by fiery-phoenixes reviews
between Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily, notes they would pass to annoy everyone, not just divination anymore. Ch rating is in the ch. name
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - James P., Sirius B.