Lawliet Loves Light
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Joined 11-02-08, id: 1731710, Profile Updated: 04-04-09
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note.

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I can't stand labels.

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The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Old Awakenings and New Beginnings by Psycho Sombrero reviews
At a devastating point in Yuki's life, Kakeru finds him and saves him.But it turns out Kakeru has his own life-threatening issues, Shigure knows more than he's letting on, and everyone seems to be angsting about something.YAOI,YukixManabe, and some others
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,639 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Yuki S., Kakeru M.
Stay by twosugarsplease reviews
Fred and George's incestuous relationship since childhood. Fred!centric Rated T but might change. I don't own anything in the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Cupidity by keem reviews
FINAL CHAPTER 01-05-09. Near could imagine the sound of Mello's discordant, ghostly laughter, "I had her first." Still competing with Near, even in death. SayuxNear, some MelloxSayu. Ongoing, R&R.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Near, Sayu Y. - Complete
Méchant Sourire by ZilaAssanaDyre reviews
The forbidden fruit is the kind that tastes the best; Light knows this only too well. Incest Sayu/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sayu Y., Light Y.
The silence of an empty heart by ToNightIamgone reviews
Light dies.L is left alone with their daughter,but she has her "mother's" eyes so he can barely stand to look at her ...LxLight and Mpreg in flashbacks.Chapter 7:Light.last chapter!:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Little More in Common by dorawarrior reviews
L and Light are the best students in their school...yet they are extremely different...fate intervenes and they find that they may have more in common than they think...LXLight...side MelloXMatt and NearXSayu...COMPLETED! Disclaimer: I don't own DN...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,115 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Look At Me by Pazel reviews
Misa's thoughts on Light.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Cruel and Unusual by MiaoShou reviews
Light's dreams and fantasies - what he wants, what he doesn't have. Shounen ai. Yaoi. LightxLxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,825 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Puppy's New Adventure by Yaoi-Ai reviews
Sequel to 'Puppy Love'.Now that L and Light are together,they go England and start a brand new life.Can everything go as easy as they want it too?Apparently not as new challenges arise and new criminals lurk in every corner.Can anyone be trusted?LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - L, Light Y.
Private Investigation by MiaoShou reviews
Dedicated to sbyamibakura. Light has a good idea to help a friend but things don't go exactly as planned. AU. LxLight. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Only You by MiaoShou reviews
Near-canon LxLightxL YAOI, LEMONS, SHOTA.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,603 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In the Closet Syndrome by Uncherished Light reviews
Misa food poisons L with her homemade cookies which causes L to live through a fever-induced nightmare that may just reveal information about Kira... if he can remember that is. And what is this about L vomitting on Light? LXLight, Rating may go up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
Afterwards by Wool-n-Hodge reviews
The "What happened after that?" of death note, With possible later-chapter graphic YAOI, shinigami, and cami the lemon. wool n hodge style. Oh and possible deviantart sketches to go with storyline to come.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Matsuda T., Sayu Y.
Goodnight Moon by The Shinigumi reviews
Light and L grow closer in spite of themselves during their time chained together, but what will happen when Light regains his memories...? Complete, with WiP sequel. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,538 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Near likes L by artemisgirl reviews
It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Stripes by TIBryant reviews
Mello was black, Near was white. And Matt was the stripes inbetween. MattxNear Seriously. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Reminder by Yukirei reviews
On 5th November 2006, Yagami Light reminds an old friend... Contains spoilers for chapter 58
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
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Even More Ways to Bugger the Death Note characters reviews
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Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
Sentiment reviews
LxLight// You're in for a surprise after chapter 2 btw- I'm rewriting the chapters, so if the later ones seem worse than the first, bear with me ;- -
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Light Y., L
More Ways to Annoy Death Note Characters reviews
I had to.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Death Note Characters reviews
:U
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete