Rosemarie Hathaway had a crappy job, a crappier apartment and the crappiest ex, but her life was simple and easy. Sure, she secretly hoped for a more eventful and exciting existence, but not even in her wildest dreams would she have wished to be sucked into a world of men like Adrian Ivashkov and Dimitri Belikov. Men who knew her by a different surname. AU, slightly OOC and very M!