name:hannah

age:11

sex:girl

height:5 1

weight:none of your beezwax

favorite books:alot but absolute favorite ones marked the son of neptune and pjotlt

favorite song:fallen angels by black veil brides

if i was a fledgling iwould want to be more like zoey redbird

skipskipskipskipskiplalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal

if you have mental issues copy and paste this to your pro...oooo it's a school bus run ... away!

random lines from inuyasha

inuyasha you pervert sit!

its irashional its irresponsible its against my religien

╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
╚╩

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

(vanity) was always my favorite (sin)

(glamour) was always my favorite (weapon)

(pain) was always my favorite (pleasure)

(beauty) was always my favorite (crime)

(envy) was always my favorite (pioson)

(love) was always my favorite (hate)

(fame) was always my favorite (motive)

Name Game:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: hannah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: han-issle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: purple dolphin

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: black grape

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: aononme

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name:diane lynn

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black princess

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: apple game

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: pink hook

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: lynn greeneville

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: broha

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: vanilla chocolate chip

Name your twelve favorite Shugo Chara charactors (in no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Ikuto
2) Yoru
3) Amu
4) Nagi
5) Rima
6) Utau
7) Miki
8) Kukai
9) Kusu Kusu
10) Kiseki
11) Rhythm
12) Daichi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No...I didn't realize they ever met...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Very, very, very cute. Can't really find a cross dresser hot..

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't realy think a chara can get a guy preggo

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Fuck. You.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Um...how about A five/four?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Poor Miki...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic

Hell. No.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

You people have a gay mind...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

An Artist's Sport

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

If? I don't, end of convo

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Yeah! We're both fanatics

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup! Me, my freind and I!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Probably one a four/five... and two would come out here and there... but no

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kiseki: Yes! World Domination has finally come!!!!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kick it up...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be

Warning: Utau WILL attack Ikuto while Daichi watches

18) What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Three?

(I saw this in a parody!!)

Ikuto: You're very pretty for a banker Amu: Thank you sir, but I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer Ikuto: What kind of lawyering do you do pretty eyes? Amu: Mostly Sexual Harrasment

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Rhythm: "When did you two meet?"

20) How emo is Seven?

She's not really an emo...

put your music player on shuffle and put whatever song come on. no cheating!!

Opening credits: fallen angels-black veil brides

Waking Up: nobody died-nickelback

First day of school: carolyn-black veil brides

First Date: knives and pens black veil brides

Fighting: beautiful remains-black veil brides

Breaking up: bitter sweet memories-bullet for my valentine

Driving: sweet child of mine guns n roses

Flashback: who i really am-nickelback

Mental Breakdown: far away- nickelback

Getting back together: second chance - shinedown

Prom Night: fake it-seether

Wedding: free bird -lynard skynard

Birth of a child:if today was your last day -nickelback

Final battle: her name is alice- shinedown

Death scene: hero-skillet

Funeral: not to late-nickelback

End credits i wanna kennedy-kill hannah

--/\_/\ If u love Ikuto,
--(--I-- ) u should copy and
--=\--K--/= paste this into your
--)--U--( profile. if u dont know
--/--T--\ who's Ikuto, u have to
--)--O--( watch shugo chara now.
--/--!--\ what are u doing? i said
--\-- --/ _N-O-W-!-!-!-!_ --)) --((

Pick 10 Shugo Chara characters. (including yourself for number 4).

1- Ikuto
2- Amu
3- Rima
4- Lia
5- Nagihiko
6- Utau
7- Kukai
8- Yaya
9- Kairi
10- Kusu Kusu

These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

-room 1 – Kusu Kusu, Rima, Nagihiko, Me!!
-Room 2- Yaya, Kairi
-room 3 – Amu Ikuto
-room 4 – Kukai Utau

Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing?
Ikuto- Playing Violin; Utau- Singing; Amu-Blushing; Rima-Being Short; Me-hiding my face; Nagi-smiling; Kukai-Pose with soccerball; Yaya-acting cute/baby; Kairir-Reading; Kusu Kusu-Laughin

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Utau

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? Rima and Nagihiko

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from? Kukai

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? Kukai and Utau

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be? Kusu Kusu

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Yaya

Who would hate being in the house the most? Yaya, I'll go Emo on her

Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? Yaya

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Ikuto

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Me and Yaya

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? .Ikuto missin Amu

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Kukai

A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Yaya

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Silent Library, EVERYONE!!1

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? YAya

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? Me and Kukai

The musics too loud, who turned it up? Me

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
b)and who is the one to jump is someones arms?
c)Who would be the one to kill it?
a) Amu
b) Amu into Ikuto's arms
c) Ikuto, cuz hes a cat and all...

Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Yaya, I took her candy away for being a baby

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? Utau and Me

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house after 5 minutes? Me and Yaya

Someones tanning on the roof who is it? Ikuto?

Who is the tallest in the house? Ikuto
Who is the shortest in the house? Kusu Kusu
Who is the loudest? Yaya, no contest
Who is the clown? Kusu Kusu
Who is the most respectful? Nagi and Kairi
Who is the one you go to talk to the most? Utau
Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Kukai
Whos in bed first? Kairi

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Me and Kukai

Who is always dancing? Me and Nagi (I don't even like dancing)

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? I'd get mad at myself for actually buying a sweater instead of a long sleeve

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Amu

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell

I searched Amuto in the author search bar. It came up with 41 results. 41 authors have amuto in their names. Then I searched Tadamu. You know how many results that got? 4. If you're smiling like an idiot over that, copy and paste this in your profile! ~Give Credit to either Chrissy or ABeautifulDream, as i have.

If you support gay rights, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are against stereotyping, copy and paste this!

If Ikuto is the most smexiest anime character ever ((duh.)) copy and paste this!!

ιf уσυ ѕρєи∂ ωαу тσσ мυ¢н тιмє σи тнє ¢σмρυтєя тσ вє нєαℓтну, ¢σρу тнιѕ σи уσυя ρяσfιℓє!

ιf уσυ тнιик αмυ ѕнσυℓ∂ gєт ωιтн ιкυтσ иσω, ¢σρу тнιѕ αи∂ ρυт ιи уσυя ρяσfιℓє!

ιf уσυ тнιик ιкυтσ ιѕ тнє ¢σσℓєѕт αиιмє ¢нαяα¢тєя єνєя, ¢σρу тнιѕ!

ιf уσυ ωιѕн zєяσ ωσυℓ∂ нανє кιѕѕє∂ уυυкι ιи тнє αиιмє, ¢σρу тнιѕ!

ιf уσυ ωιѕн тα∂αѕє ωσυℓ∂ ℓєανє αмυ αℓσиє, ¢σρу тнιѕ!

ιf уσυ киσω ѕσмєσиє ωнσ ∂єѕєяνєѕ тнє ωσяℓ∂, ¢σρу тнιѕ!

ιf уσυ ℓσνє тσ fιℓℓ уσυя ρяσfιℓє ωιтн υѕєℓєѕѕ ѕтαтємєитѕ, ¢σρу тнιѕ!

Stuffs bout me

~I play the Violin, but I barely can, I moved before I could learn all the fingerings, notes and other stuffs

~I HATE miley cyrus. Ow! My fingers are cramping just by typing her name

~I really could care less about my well being

~I write alot of poetry, mostly sad ones

~My favrite colors are dark colors, like green blu and violet.

~This is a very long profile

~I'm going to be moving soon

~I think I was adopted

~I am completely convince that the family 'bull dog' is a cat. Not a dog, a CAT

~I can easily drift off in my own little world

~I will curse you out in different languages

~ I'm a girl, a girl who texts

My Life Story: [put a music player on shuffle and write the songs in order they play on this. if not done yet it will be.]

Begining Credits- Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace [Hm, I guess I went sadistic]

Birth- Fully Alive by Flyleaf [I guess I am now]

School- Thunder by Boys Like Girls [Sad Song, Sad memories]

Middle School- Airplanes by B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams [I'm gonna go thru a bad time]

High school- Like You Do by Angel Taylor [Love?]

High School Prom- Hey Princess by All Star Weekend [Does this mean guys are gonna be all like Love Songish?]

College- Arise by Flyleaf [I'm gonna finally acheive what I want to be when I actually realize? Wow]

Job- Viva la Vida by Coldplay [Wait, I used to rule the world? What was up with my head to quit? Power! That's prolly it]

Life- Silence by 78Violet [Ok, silence, I'll keep quiet?]

Death- The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavinge [WTF? Death is gonna be the best thing for me?]

Funeral- Chop Suey by System of a Down [ I cry When Angels Deserve to Die? What did I do so bad?]

Ending Credits- Hey, Soul Sister by Train [This is a love song, I honestly don't get it]

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

but the messege on the screen now was particularly odd.(saving the worl and other extreme spots)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

a shoe

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

hte princess and the pauper

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:34

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

music

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

coming in from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my ipod

9. What are you wearing?

sweat pants tshirt

10. Did you dream last night

i was getting attacked b ythe pilsbury doughman

11. When did you last laugh?

this morning

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Plain, nothing, white, HELL

13. Seen anything weird lately?

i have to many insane friends

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It is stupid

15. What is the last film you saw?

see above answer for #3

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Dogs, cats, Mangas, a house, a parrot! A new computer. And I'd have everything else in a bank account

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

i am a book reader

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

no school

19. Do you like to dance?

Nope!

20. George Bush:

Should just go down with Hitler

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

lynn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jamie

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Probably Not

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

"thank you for being insane"

Shugo Chara Character Quiz!

Hinamori Amu

-You're the older sibling ()

-You use an outer character (X)

-You have a lot of crushes or a harem ()

-You have a reverse harem ()

-You have a lot of friends (X)

-You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is (X)

-You want to be normal (X)

-You care about your friends (X)

-You don't like the occult ()

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white. (X)

Count: 6

Mashiro Rima

-You're an only child ()

-You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child ()

-You're short for your age ()

-You come off as cold and distant to people (X)

-You (secretly) like comedy (X)

-You aren't very athletic (X)

-You're protective of your friends (X)

-You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely (X)

-You're not quite ready for love (X)

-Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white. (X)

Count: 6

Hoshina Utau

-You're the younger sibling (X)

-Your older sibling is important in your life ()

-You like to sing ()

-You like to compete (X)

-You're very stubborn/ it's hard for you to be honest (X)

-You think it's important to eat and get energy (X)

-You have a big appetite ()

-You like to eat ramen (X)

-You can make your stage anywhere you go ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple (X)

Count: 6

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling ()

-You wish you were an only child (X)

-You like sweets (X)

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends ()

-You like cute things (X)

-You read a lot of manga (X)

-You like to be the center of attention ()

-You hate when people fight ()

-You like being the youngest of your friends ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink ()

Count: 4

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling ()

-You secretly care about your little sibling ()

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (X)

-You like teasing your crush ()

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert ()

-People often compare you to a cat (X)

-You're stubborn (X)

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles (X)

-You're protective of your family (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black (X)

Count: 5

Hotori Tadase

-You're the only child ()

-You have held a grudge for a long time (X)

-You have a rival in love that you despise ()

-You like dogs (X)

-You're a very sweet and shy person ()

-You want power ()

-You have a secretly spoiled character ()

-You hate when people call you 'prince' ()

-You are bad at making speeches (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow (X)

Count: 3

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child ()

-Your parents expect a lot out of you (X)

-You have long hair (X)

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends (X)

-You like dance ()

-You like basketball (X)

-You are a secret flirt (X)

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex ()

-You have crossdressed before ()

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are blue and purple (X)

Count: 6

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling (X)

-You like to play sports ()

-You like competition (X)

-You have a thing for older men/women ()

-You like to try different things (X)

-You like ramen (X)

-You're very easy going ()

-You are considered to be the big brother/sister of all your friends ()

-You are the oldest of all your friends ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 5

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling (X)

-You often take care of your older sibling (X)

-You take martial arts/kendo/karate, etc ()

-You're tall for your age (X)

-You're very serious and blunt ()

-You wear glasses (X)

-You are good at making observations (X)

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech ()

-You like sticking to a schedule ()

- You're often associated with the color/ Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 5

So I am

60 percent like Amu

70 percent like Rima

60 percent like Utau

40 percent like Yaya

60 percent like Ikuto

40 percent like Tadase

50 percent like Nagihiko

40 percent like Kukai

50 percent like Kairi

Hmmm...I'm like Rima...I object. But i wouldn't mind having Kusukusu

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

If you KNOW that Naruto and Sasuke ARE NOT GAY. post it to the profile. do it. do it now.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't and won't, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think grinding is disgusting for school dances, you better put this on your pro!!

If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, Candyland21,dinelle02, LuvKillz

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

When life gives you lemons, whine and bitch about it until you get something better than lemons.

fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Rap is SO stupid!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious, snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (they can get really annoying...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are three types of learners. Those who learn through books, those who learn through observing, and those who try the electric fence out them selves.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copy and paste)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

xX 9 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL Xx

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
4. Yes PMSing sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool but it doesn't work the other way around
7. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
8. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
9. We can wear guy clothes but if they wear ours they get funny looks

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!!(So there! i don't need to know how to spell! I can do tihs!)

╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
╚╩═╩╝╚╩╝╚╩══╝╚╝╚══╝╚╝

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Kuukai Souma (Shugo Chara!)

2. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

3. Amu Hinamori (Shugo Chara!)

4. Suzaku Kururugi (Code Geass)

5. Rima Mashiro (Shugo Chara!)

6. Ikuto Tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara!)

7. Utau Hoshina (Shugo Chara!)

8. Kagome Higarashi (Inuyasha)

9. Miroku (Inuyasha)

10. Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Fucker! I was watching TV! Come on in. I'm making Ramen

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Fuck You!!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Didn't I lock the door?

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Did you lose a bet or something?

5 cooked you dinner?

Did she cook, or did someone make it for her?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Easter's here. Better hide

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Holy Shit! I'm related to her and Ikuto! I might faint.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Didn't I tell you to be careful wih your arrows!?

9 made fun of your friends?

Make fun of them, or hit on them?

10 ignored you all the time?

You are so damn lucky you have your geass or your ass would've been kicked

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Probably use Sky Jack. Or I would start throwing random things at them

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Woudn't care

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Have Su hep make a cake

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Probably help me. If he's not busy helping the Britannian Army

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Warn me not to do it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Huh, I thought he would marry C.C or Kallen.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me out for Ramen

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Tell me to enjoy it

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Be a pervert and getting slapped by Sango

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Wonder why and after I'd tell him, he'd be all O.O cuz its gonna involve Zero

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Wonder what the fuck is wrong with my head to dream that

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Oh My God! Inuyasha is a chick!

You're dating number 4 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Nope! Plain and simple, I would never introduce someone to my parents and be emotionally scarred for the rest of my life

Number 3 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Sure, you like a perv who's a monk, but you can't like Ikuto? Whats up with your head?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Nope! Ikuto is not that BIG of a perv to hit on Amu's freinds

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Congratulate him and then tell him off

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Did i get the wrong shade for my highlights? Purple looks good with my hair Dammit!

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

It'll be okay... as long as you act affectionate to Inuyasha... don't forget the 'sits'

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Sure why not? Who knew they had bagels back then?

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Sure. I don't know his music yet

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Be VERY considerate to him and try to cheer him up

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

About 3 seconds, he has to free Area 11, besides, if he needs cash, al he has to do is play chess

3 told 6 she started her period.

Wow, i can't believe you told a guy, and out of all the uys, you choose Ikuto, smooth move.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

I'd help Suzi, after all, it KukaixUtau, not MirokuxUtau.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Did you lose a bet or somethng

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Wonder what he's saying and what Inuyasha did to piss off Ikuto, wait, what couldn't Inuyasha do? He's mean!

7 got high.

I'd get scared, call Ikuto and Kukai, and say Ramen will not be served to pop stars who are high

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

She coud sing, has an ass hole of a dad, burned her ankle and other stuff I did to happen to her. I have a really fucked up sense of humor

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Miroku, spill soda? He's a monk, but I'd slap him

10 starts working at a bar..

Lelouch? Oh shit. Last time he had alchohol n his hands, it was spilled all over Kallen

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Kukai and Inuyasha? Kill me now.

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

Cuz i tell him off alot

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond?

Probably freak out, ythey're both guys after all

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

Amu? Nooooooo! I'm telling Ikuto on you!

4 kiss 8. What's your reaction?

Okay, now I KNOW somebody lost a bet

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

Where the hell is that? And what does she need?

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

Ikuto? Are you straight or not? Or did you finally lose a bet

7 is missing .where do you go to look for her

I don't need to look for her, just send a message using Ikuto's SIM and say he loves her and wants to see her in er office with Sanjo

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring?

Everything, she only goes to school like once a month after all

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say

Miroku, are you really gonna risk Sango seeing you jumping around yelling Go?

10 hates you. why?

Cuz I keep calling him Lulu

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

Cuz its my birthday and I have no 0one to spend it with (Thank God)

2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?

Didn't Ikuto just tell you off!? God! I'm calling Kagome and Utau!

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

I thought you two were freinds. Cannibal!

4 died. how?

Because of Lancelot. It was malfuctioning and he didn't read the whole maual to operate it

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

Scare the shit out of me

6 loses memory. you have to give her a new memory. what do you say to him?

You are a perverted cat boy. You play the violin, you must hide from Easter, You and Amu are boyfreind Girlfreind. Your sister is obsessed with you. How could you forget Yoru!!!!!

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name

Uta? I dunno. She sings. He's a jock. Utau usually wins in contests.

9 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

Call Sango and pray she'll be there faster than ever for being a pedophile

8 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

Come on, Go make out with Inuyasha while i beat the crap outta Hojo

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

Ask when they got together, as In guyxGuy

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?

No, thank God

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, i guess, in a sweet way.

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?

How in the world is Lelouch gonna get preggo?

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, they are very perverted

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! They have their own girls dammit!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lelouch, Miroku will be doing very Pedophile-ish things to her

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?

She would go blind and end up on the cover of multiple magizines for going blind

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Amu Hinamori, Bad Ass, Lelouch Lamperouge, when the two meet, all they do is play chess. Lelouch only makes out with C.C and Kallen, Amu, with Ikuto, Ikuto kicks his ass for making Amu cry, Lelouch sends the Black Knights to hunt him down. While, everything falls apart.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hoping such a thing would never be possible

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.

Back to the Black Knights. (I dunno. Utau wold look confused in a knightmare frame)

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Stand up In the Rain (She goes thru alot!)

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: pure guys, alot of cussing

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

When she told Nagi to wear a shirt that says "Warning: Cross Dresser"

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

No! Amu belongs to Ikuto dammit!

What title would you give this fic?

Don't read it!

This is this cookie

this is is cookie

this is how cookie

this is you cookie

this is keep cookie

this is an cookie

this is idiot cookie

this is busy cookie

this is for cookie

this is 40 cookie

this is seconds cookie

Now go back and read the third word of each line.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Vampgrl1, LuvKillz

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile.

If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, NekoCherry, Xiao Hui Lang, Vampgrl1, LuvKillz

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

Steriotypes that MUST define me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 percent yelling "Jump Bitch!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!