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Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

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If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.(then had a car come close to hitting me)

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile(and pulled the person in with you!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you are one of the 2 that do not.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

I have them all! put them in your profile if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. lol, my friend would have a field day with that one

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Sheena Is A Punk Rocker wrote this and I 100 aggre with this so i had to post it on my profile!

I am proud to say that I am in Gay Straight Allience at my school and I have a lot of friends who are bi and/or gay who I still love. And if you wanna hate me for that or think I'm weird, see if I give a shit.

Here's another one of my mini-rants on a more serious issue. Homophobia.

I've had a lot of people give me that, "Oh I have nothing against gay people, I just don't think it's right and it's a sin" shit! You know wat, if you think that, that DOES mean that you have something against them, and the fact that u don't come out and say that bothers me! ok, im done. u wanna flame me for this or give me shit about it, I don't give a damn.

And another thing, I personally don't read slash fics. Well, not many. And this mostly pertains to Rentfics. See, Rent has established gay couples, like Angel and Collins. I'll read those. But I hate Mark and Roger together cuz neither is gay! And don't give me that, "Oh Jonathan Larson intended for them to be together" crap. Cuz you know wat? If Jonathan Larson REALLY intended for em to be together, they would be together in the freakin show! _ but no, they're NOT a couple, are they? If Mark and Roger were s'posed to be together, why the hell is Roger with Mimi? huh?

K, srry, but it pisses me off when people tell me I'm not a real Rent fan cuz I don't like Mark and Rog together! That has nothing to do with anything anyways! I never said I had anything against slash or gay characters (I love Angel and Collins)! Just Mark/Roger! I love Collins and Angel and MoJo fics! There's nothing wrong with that but when it comes to Mark/Roger, I don't see it ever happening. It has nothing to do with the slash itself, just the characters. I see Mark and Rog as best friends and only best friends. Plus, Mark/Roger is so overdone! It's not original anymore!

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Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Decembers by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Sequel to Another Girl, Another Planet. Read that one first. JasperxBella. AlicexOC. Title is a Hawthorne Heights song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella
The Swans by reader101 reviews
What happens years after Edward left, after Bella was changed, after she became famous? What happens when they meet again? What about Bella and her new brothers? Why are they different? What do they have to hide? The answer just might be everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Bella, Edward
new life by xxpatixx reviews
Bella and jasper find Edward and Alice making love.They decided to leave with out telling anyone, after 100 years Bella and jasper have a new family.What will happen when Bella and jasper see them? Will they get back togeather? i know bad summary plaese
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008
The Beginning of the End by IKissedHisStonyLips reviews
What happens when Bella and Emmett are human siblings until an accident in NYC changes everything? What happens when that accident comes back to hurt them? First Fanfic!R&R! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Neofiction by MoldyMoo reviews
***AU Sequel to Metafiction*** Chris is kidnapped, Madison is changed, and Chris declares he hates Madison. But what happens when Christopher and his 'coven' begin to attend her school? Will she be able to undo the brainwashing? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
With Me by SavannahLynnXoXo reviews
Post Eclipse, Bella and Edward and the rest of the Cullens leave their home once again to start a new life, and a new school. What happens when Bella finds a singer? OCxBxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,902 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Ruina by vampvixen01 reviews
Sequel to 'What Happens Now' Bella has been changed but by who?When she is told that a war has begun&the Cullen's are involved will she fight with them or continue to hide?Will she finally choose between Edward&Jasper? im crap at summary's so just read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Boys by tHe JoKeR aNd I reviews
Bella is left all alone with the three Cullen sons! oh no whats going to happen next? first fan fic R&R! please and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sparkling Diamonds by CullensAndHalesForever reviews
My story of New Moon.Edward left Bella to be with Alice.It's been eight months since the Cullens left.Jacob imprinted,so he can no longer be the shoulder for her to lean on.But somebody returns...And its not who you think! BELLAx? Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
There's no such thing as perfect by Krb13 reviews
Edward and Alice are caught doing things brothers and sisters shouldn't. How does Bella feel? Jasper? Whats going to happen? Suck a summeries. Even people who don't want to please do. Reviews make me happy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Love Lust and Broken Hearts by CullenLovER reviews
Edward believes he is over Bella... untill he finds out that Jasper's in love with her. What will he do? What will Bella think? JxB BxE ExA PLEASE read & review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
My Big Brother, My Hero by xxxtwilightgurlxxx reviews
Just another one of those stories where Bella goes to live with Charlie and Emmett, her older brother. What they don't know is why and what happened to Renee, who seems to have disappeared. Plus,what does Edward have to do with anything?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007