Forever1918
 Name: It starts with an M... but I can't tell you the rest. To many lectures in school about internet predators and so on... Age: Erm, I can't tell you that either... But I'm not some creepy old guy sitting in my basement looking at porn, or some super-smart toddler. Fav Books: TWILIGHT (duh), Harry Potter, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Yeah I know its for little kids... but it rox), House of Night, and like a ton of others that I can't think of right now... ABOUT ME: I'm a vegitarian teenage girl, and right now unfortunatly my top priority is school, so I have a slight problem with updating stories:( I've only ever wanted to be a writer or a model, but nobody knows about the model one. Apparently I could do better things with my life... Pft. Oh well. But being an author has always been top choice, and I do some poetry in my spare time. Anywooo, let me appologize again for my infrequent updates, and I hope you guys like my stories:D Your loverly author, Forever1918 Peace ppl:D x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile. If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. dont forget 2 add 2 this, cause if u think about it, its loads of fun x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders/your local book store, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. Signs you live in 2008 1. You are on your computer everyday 2. You are more inside, than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. So you laugh. 10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free. I'm young so I must be naive. I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd. I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady. I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin. I have straight A's, so I must be easy. I'm a virgin, so I must be prude I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat. I'm single, so I must be ugly. I love shopping, so I must be rich. I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0 Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder We is friends u cry i cry u laf i laf u jump off a bridge, i gonna miss ur ims Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes when life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0 Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0 What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her |
