Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. Hello world!! nothing really interesting about me, really. Hmmm I LOVE maximum ride (and fax) but I think the first three books are the best. I like other series like the Mysterious Benedict Society, harry potter, artemis fowl, percy jackson, I Robot etc. and i LOVE INCEPTION :D If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you love Maximum Ride , copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stop talking just like Nudge , copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Robert Pattinson (so much that you laughed when you heard his car was towed away) , copy and paste this into your profile. If you are totally against Catherine Hardwicke directing Maximum Ride , copy and paste this into your profile. This has no meaning whatsoever , just copy and paste it into your profile. 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You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out. This is Bunny. (\_/) Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination! On the other hand, this is Kitty. /l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART (Note to self : Go to a Wal-Mart and do all these things whenever we go to America again.) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Maximum Ride Quiz (: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? Um...I really don't know 2. Did you cry when Ari died? Nearly... 3. Do you think Fang is hot? umm...i must admit, yes 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Ah - ree (I pronounced it differently but if I didnt pronounce it Ah-ree, Seraphina611572 would start shouting at me o.o) 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? Nope. What so funny about it?? -_- 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? erm no, I was just like "that's cute...!" 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? used to... now I don't. not after discovering A/A ;) 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? I was reading the book under the table in class so it would not have been wise to fling the book across the classroom and give someone a concussion. 9. Who is your favorite character? used to be max. now after reading Fang...she's not. *sigh* i miss the kickass Max. now my fav character is Gazzy! X) he's adorable. 10. Do you like Jeb? I don't know, actually... 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? yep. 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? DUHHHHHHHHHH 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? I forgot how Nudge acted. But yeah, I was slightly pissed with Angel... 14. Which book is your all time favorite? STWAOES!! (I vil now eat theh snicker bahrs!!) 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? I have NO idea. 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? no, not really. I have a VERY un-vivid imagination 17. Who do you think the voice should be? a new character. 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Max should play the drums. Fang should NOT play a musical instru. Dylan should NOT sing wtf. Angel should (: Idk about Gazzy. Iggy should play the electric guitar and Nudge should.. ... ... rap. 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? Like the BIG difference from the first three books. Frankly, the first three books were SO MUCH better. 20. MIGGY or FAX? Fax! i guess. |
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