Hello, my darlings... You don't know what you've just gotten yourself into...

Hehe... No, don't worry, I'm a nice person (sometimes XD) You might know me as IAmMadlyInLoveWithJohnnyDepp, or MadlyInLove, but I got kind of sick of it. My new one means Sawyer-Adam-Lawrence-Jack-Stella. My four favorite boys and me. Anyway, I am a slightly crazy, nerdy, Saw-freaky, Johnny Depp-loving seventeen year-old, if you're to believe people who know me. And since I am pretty naïve in some cases, I happen to believe that I can accomplish anything. And on a random note: If you mess with my ships... Blood will flow...

And as for ships, I have a few I'm obsessing over, as you can tell from my stories. Currently, my biggest obsession is...

1. ChainShipping.

2: Adam/Lawrence.

3: AL.

(4: Dean and Sam Winchester from Supernatural... But I'm still exploring that one.)

And they all come down to one, wonderful thing: ADAM AND LAWRENCE, two cuties from the movie Saw! They're my current obsession! And if you give me half a year, I'll be obsessing over something else, (okay, that's a lie... I wrote this profile, like, a year ago... I should've changed that by now) but my heart and soul will always lie with those two. They went through hell together, blood, sweat and tears, and if they made it out of that alive (which they DID, despite what the canon- and character-raping that went down in Saw 3D tries to make you believe) there's no way in hell they COULDN'T fall in love. They're exactly what each other needs, Adam with his "I hate the world"-attitude and Lawrence with his nervous good boy-complex.

Also, after shipping the same thing nonstop since I was fourteen, I've actually found something else I could get into: Some good ol' fashioned Wincest! I'm in love with those two. Or, really just with Dean, but he loves Sam, and his friends are my friends. If you can't see past the whole "eww, they're brothers"-thing, you're a narrowminded bore and no longer have permission to read my profile, after you've read this valuable tip: Watch All Hell Breaks Loose, part 1 and 2. Cry your eyes out. And then try to say, honestly, cross your heart and hope to die, that Sam and Dean's love and bond stops at the "eww, we're brothers" and doesn't go deeper than that.

Please don't expect to see anything but romance in my fics! Because that brings me to something else: I am a HOPELESS romantic. It's infested all my fanfics with its romancy goodness. It's combined with angst, humor, hurt/comfort, horror, whatever, but it's always romance! I don't know what it is. Some kind of disorder, probably. Or... Something went wrong in my childhood. Yeah. That's probably it. XD

Also, my lovely beta reader SuperciliumCaesius now has a profile! She's pretty kick-ass beta-wise, but when you go to check out her profile (note, WHEN, not if XD) you will see some blatant lies about me, (like how I'm an obsessive single-shipping fangirl. I mean, WHAT?) but those can just be ignored and scrolled straight to the PM-section, where you can send her a message if you want her to read your stuff. Not that she should be picked as a beta rather than me, but you know... She's still pretty awesome. I would've inserted the link using awesome html-skills, but since I have none of those, I'm just going to post the link to her page like this. Observe:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3026835/

Okay, and one last thing: I have a beta profile! So I'm begging you, PM me if you want someone to give you payback on your stuff!

Also, I've been getting a lot of PMs and reviews asking if I won't update my fics anymore. I can't even tell you how warm and fuzzy it makes me inside that people care enough about my stuff to get that worried that I'll give up on them, but to set the record straight: I never leave a fic unfinished. They've been put on a bit of a hiatus, because I have a lot of stuff going on, and another writing project that takes up a lot of my focus. But I'll get back to them all. SOON. Until then, I love the hell out of you all.