Well, here i am...some slightly insane 13 year old black kid on fan-fiction...who is (Strangely enough) 'popular'. But since i hate the in-crowd, i decide to make their lives miserable as i possibly can...AND ITS WORKING! :-D.

Though i do have some friends from all groups (Yes, even the in crowd). and by all groups were talking: Preps (they think im hilarious), Gangstas (Im black...and half my family comes from oakland :-O), Anime freaks (BLEACH! FTW!!) , Skaters (My rantings seem to be hilarious), Rich kids/ snobs ( I don't even know).

My inner circle consists of Josh (an 'other' just like me :-D) Connor ( A prep who has an affinity for jumping off peoples roofs) Courtney (...GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! My ringtone for her speaks for itself...'bitch alert'...) Ashley ( The perfect example standard edition the snobby ditz), Arshia and emily ( THE most annoying girls on the face of the planet) Steven, (THE most annoying boy on the planet...but he's cool) And that's enough about mah peoples.

Me in a nut sac:

Gender: Male (Ya huh, all black goodness right here :-D)

Height: Roughly 5'8"

Weight: 145 lbs (yet im surprisingly skinny...)

IQ: Im not so sure...yet im taking 9th grade math in the 8th grade sooooo...

Age: 13 MO-FOS! And im writin lemons! :-O

Personality: Im borderlining insane, with touches of anti-social, i think a little to far ahead than most people. So when josh is thinking about pie, im thinking: "Am i gonna have to pay 5 per gallon when im 16!? WTF!?" I can be nice when i want to...and thats not often seeing how that I somehow anged God...and im paying for by almost everybody I know has to be REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING ON A DAILY BASIS!! And i eat...a lot...my dad has practically banned me from going to buffets because i leave a large hole in the buffet. and if i brought only 10 members of my entire family...we would run the place out of buisness... One last thing: Since i repress my anger most of the time, i sometimes talk to myself and i have a personality that VERY RARELY comes out...i call him "Mah inner pimp"

Likes: Anime, food (Ramen...drools), Football, Video games (Maplestory is addicting! im starting to convert my friend to it!) my Wii (Brawl never gets old turkeys :-Þ) Tv, The computer, Fishing, Doujins ( JUST FOR THE COMMENT WARS!!), Mangas, Sleeping, staying up all night to watch tv, my psp ( how else will be able to read lemons covertly Shifty eyes) Bacon (No explanation needed) Eggs, Buicuits, and...FORUM WARS!

Dislikes: The world in general ( thank you president bush! :-/), and flamers

Time for the pairings...1st genre is (Cheap drumroll commences) NARUTO!

Pairings that i LOVE!!

Number 1: NarutoxSakura ( Yes, all you sasuke fangirls and try to kill me now...but its true. Sasuke is an egotistical BASTARD!! You had your family for most of your life and you think your life sucks, Naruto didn't even have a 5th cousin twice removed! You he thinks that he's all cool because he is trying to kill his brother, Naruto has a goddamn demon that could kill you in a heartbeat! The council thinks that sasuke pisses sunshine and shits rainbows just because he is the last 'Uchiha'! Naruto is the son of the 4th hokage! The uchihas couldnt even lift a finger to the Namikazes! And finnaly...WHO THE FUCK WOULD GO OFF TO GET ASS RAPED BY SOME PERVERTED OLD SNAKE LIKE OROCHIMARU JUST SO HE CAN GET MORE POWER!? WHAT THE FUCK!? ...Sorry...i lost the happy...BUT ITS BACK! :-D Sorry for taking your time with my rant, i just had to get it out...on to the next pairing!

Number 2: Nartox FEMALE Kyuubi ( Glares from audience ...What? Kyuubi coulda had a bad day...or it was...that time of month again that caused her to attack konoha...and she eventually get softened up by Naruto's additude...so it could happen...)

Number 3: NejixTenTen (If he dosen't get the stick out his ass, i can trust her to 'Operate' on his "twigs n' berries" with one of her numerous sharp objects)

Number 4: HinataxKiba ( It just clicks)

Number 5: ShikamaruxTemari (She's gonna straighten him out easily...what with that gigantic death fan and all.)

Number 6: JiraiyaxTsunade (...I must be high or something...does this seem to click? Kohana's biggest pervert paired with Big boobed Tsunade who could break his spine with a flick of a finger!)

Number 7: KakashixAnko (Again, She is gonna whip him into shape!...knowing her she's gonna use a literal whip...RUN YOU BASTARD, RUN!

Meh pairings

NarutoxHinata ( Strictly meh)

Pairings that can burn in hell

Narutoxsasuke (WHAT THE FUCK!? HELL NAW!! THIS AIN'T RIGHT!

Sakuraxsasuke (refer to my earlier rant)

SakuraxlRock lee (Rhetorical question: Can you imagine little lees with pink hair? or little sakuras with big, pink, bushy caterpilliar eyebrows?)

ShiamaruxIno (no)

NarutoxTsunade ( Who ever thought of this was seriously disturbed)

KakashixTsunade (GOD NO!)

SaixSakura (Both of my eyeballs twitch like crazy)

On to the second genre...INUYASHA! Japanese party popper...pops

Pairings that I LOVE!!

Number 1: InuyashaxKagome ( YAY! I had a feeling about this when they first met at the tree :-D)

Number 2: SangoxMiroku ( Methinks she enjoys the groping...Sango flings hirakotsu at my face)

Number 3: KaguraxSesshomaru (Awww! who knew fluffy had a heart!)

Number 4: RinxShippo: (Ah young love...for now xD)

Meh pairings

i think there are none...

Pairings that can burn in hell

InuyashaxKikyo (She is basically a stinky clay pot...i guess she would classify as the worlds 1st porta-potty...and all inuyasha would to is basically be masturbating into a pot...so he technically would always be a virgin :-O)

SesshomaruxKagome (...Think about it)

SesshomaruxRin (Orochimaru all over again..except this guy is straight)

THE NEXT GENRE IS...The legend of Zelda :-D

Pairings that I LOVE

LinkxMidna ( You know she was gonna say "I love you" Before she broke that mirror...+ LOOK AT HER! YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY FROM THAT!

Pairings that can burn in hell

LinkxZelda (So steriotypical!)

LinkxIlia (BLAH! I think after my addition to "100 ways to kill Ilia" would speak for itself

The next genre is...BLEACH!

Pairings that I LOVE!!

Number 1: IchigoxRukia (A midget with a temper problem, and a tall orange haired kid with a temper problem...WOOT!)

Number 2: YoruichixUrahara (You can only be friends with a woman that hot for only so long!)

Number 3: ToshiroxMomo ( Little kids :-D...for now)

Number 4: RenjixTatsuki (I am one of the few that belive Tatsuki isn't a closet lesbian!)

Meh pairings

Anything with orihime in it

The genre next that is...DRAGON BALL Z!!

(Pairings that happen in the show/Manga are the ones I like)

The 2nd to last genre is...One piece!

Number 1: NamixLuffy ( Not because he can stretch a certain part of his anatomy, it's because they just go together in my opinion)

Number 2: Zoro (is that right? 4kids dubs has screwed me up)x Robin ( The two silent ones...aparrently!)

Number 3: VivixTrace? (undecided)

Meh pairings

KayaxUsopp (I dunno...)

Pairings that can burn in hell

Anything with Sanji or brooke in it ( I appreciate your work, but no.)

TashigixZoro (If a girl forgot about me, I'd let her chase around some other fool!)

The last Genre is (Corny drumroll commences) Sonic the hedgehog!

Pairings that I LOVE

Number 1: SonicxAmy ( You can't have a relatively cute girl chasing after you for that long and have nothing develope!)

Number 2: KnucklesxRouge (All that playfulness has to lead somewhere...)

Number 3: CreamxTails: (Refer to Rin and Shippo)

Number 4: BlazexSilver (Think about it "I have always liked your naiveness" That is the CLINCHER!)

Jackass music starts playing in the backround

(~ Warning: Extreme stupidness is about to happen. You have been warned~)

Typical quotes from me and my friends

Me- "GET DOWN! I'm not dragging your sorry carcass back to your house if you die...then again...go ahead and jump."

Josh- "Oh Mylanta!"

Courtney- "Fluffy wuffy cuddly bear!"

Me-"You were supposed to hit the stick, idiot! Now where are we supposed to bury it?"

Josh- "Shut up. You've never even been in a relationship"

Courtney- "Come here and say that to my face, Fucker!"

Connor- "Do I even want to know?"

Me- "AH!! MY NIPPLE! SOMETHING BIT MY NIPPLE!

Arshia- "Bananas! bananas are nummy!"

Josh- "You are such a manwhore..."

Me- "What form of torture would you prefer today, Drew?"

Connor- "We had to sit ontop of a mail box and kick it every time it jumped up"

Ashley-" HEY! I'm not smart! I'm retarded...wait..."

Courtney- "Don't hurt him! He's not on the darkside anymore!"

Me-"You ma'am are a bitch!"

Connor-"...Wow..."

Josh- "Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Me- " Would you rather hang by your balls from the empire state building, or have spark plugs attached to your nipples with 15,000 volts running though them?

Emily- "Myles...what are you gonna do with that metal bat?"

Ashley- " I'm smarter than you! runs into a wall...priceless

Josh- "No pablo! why you kill me?!"

Me- "...I'm taking your kids when you get older..."

Connor- "Hey, what are you doing with tha-OW!!"

Steven- " Hey romiee! Do you bop?"

Courtney- "You can't hit a girl! but i can hit you!!"

Steven- " Three-two- one...BLAAM!

Me- " YEAH! PUT THAT ON A DICK AND SUCK IT!!

Typical conversations i have had with my friends.

Me- Look, he was not going to rape you!

All 4 girls- How do you know!!

Josh- He tried to grope him on his way out.

Connor- Bob saget! it's in the street!

Josh- we're playing putt-putt, how do you knock it in the street?

Me- Easy, A stupidity wave came and told him to hit it as hard as he can...and thats why avery is now under the bridge tellinmg himself that the blue golf balls are gone...

Me- Will you stop abusing the damn chao?

Josh- I'm trying to make it evil!

Me- If by evil, you mean a mentally hospitalized chao that will blame all it's problems on you and come back to kill you?

Josh-...Shut up...

Me-...she's glaring at me.

Connor- Don't look then.

Me- I CAN'T! I can feel her staring at me!

Josh- how do you feel someone stare at you?

Me- go up infront of us and I'll stare at you.

Me- Hand me that conviently placed stick...

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Linksworstnightmare ( This I do on a regular bases. Especially at school. Sweats) Midnight Crystal Sage (Done this so many times, it's not even funny anymore...), Twilight Being92 (Socks + Wood stairs = Going against gravity.) cakedoughnutchickenboob (You have no idea how many times I have done this... My bff laughs everytime.), Kara Bunansa (just today actually...), Ocarina of Twilight (Stupid High heels.), Lost Triforce (when dont i?), Piefool (My head hurts thinking about all the time I defied physics...)

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile. (PLEASE, SOMEONE GIVE ME A TANK!)

Ilia is a bitch and she faked losing her memory in Twilight Princess. If you hate Ilia too, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Midnight Crystal Sage(If you don't back the hell off of Link, I'll make you! Don't try me, you tramp!), BalthierFlare, (seeeriuosly, die! I hate you! If you can't tell by now, you are just plain stupid!)Lost Triforce (if you go for Kail im going for your head BIOTCH!), cakedoughnutschickenboob (I knew it!) Ultra Drama Queen (I can't believe she faked losing her memory! YOU BITCH! AND DON'T TOUCH LINK!) Piefool (THERE WAS NO WOUND ON EPONA YOU STUPIDS!! AND STOP BEING SO GODDAMN ANNOYING!)

All who hate Ilia, stick this in your profile and add your name to the list, BALTHIERFLARE, Midnight Crystal Sage(You bitch... back the fuck off of Link! He's ours!) Lost Triforce (i bet you touch urself at night) Piefool (Leave link the hell alone! He has enough trouble with his numerous fangirls!)

Pick the stereotypes that fit you. (Sorry for the profanity, but it really gets the message across.) What ever i leave a comment by, i have that stereotpe

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (I don't know where dad keeps them damn it!)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (So dad was right)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Hey,Hey... i can control my rageing hormones thank you!)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. ( Screaming like a savage...on occasion...)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Guys need time together too, woman!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Quite the opposite actually...)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(Man boobs are IN!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(Within reason...)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (MCS)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(I don't care what you say! This stuff is good!)

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(me)

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (25 native american, 25 french 25 spanish, 25 black, 100 Smartass)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican

And my sexual orientation you ask? Easy

STRAIGHT!