Yet another in this series :-) Young intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel is struggling with her career and her life, until the criminal Jack Napier arrives at Arkham Asylum for therapy, and helps her find her smile.

As Persephone lay in the cool grass the shade offered her, a chill crept across her body. She wondered if invoking his name would really bring her estranged husband to her as Demeter feared. She was still, her cheek on the ground, her hand pressed into the dirt, her fingers tapping the ground. "Hades…" she whispered. "My king…"

This was suggested by a guest reviewer, and something I've been wanting to write since seeing "The Greatest Showman" for the first time. Because if the Joker isn't the Greatest Showman in Gotham, who is? :-) I'm only sorry I can't replicate the incredible music in story form, but you'll have to just imagine the Rogues singing "This Is Me," as I always do ;-) Enjoy!

Ayer-verse. Harleen is a bright, young, innocent woman living in 1940s Britain. With the country facing a daily threat of invasion, some US volunteers cross the pond to help with the ongoing fight against the enemy. But despite Harleen's best efforts she becomes drawn to a charming American Airman who goes by the name of Jack Napier. (Rated M)

A story of how the Joker meets Harley, through her becoming his Doctor and enduring sessions with him at Arkham. Harley experiences many hardships during her time as a psychiatrist and develops a unique relationship and trust with the Joker. Not a one- shot as the story progresses, Rated M for language violence and adult themes as they may be more prominent in the story.

Thought I'd do something epic for my 200th story ;-) So here it is - Joker tells his own version of Homer's "Odyssey." Thanks to WordsThatKill for the suggestion, and thanks to all my readers for helping me get to 200 with their incredible support! :-)

Six months after Harley leaves the Joker, she comes back as Harleen Quinzel to get the rest of her things from him. Little did she know what she was getting herself back into by seeing him again for the first time in months. (One shot, Pt. 2 will be posted tomorrow).

When Dr. Arkham sees something he shouldn't, it leads to Joker's escape, and a pretty rowdy celebration between him and his doctor...Harleen Quinzel. (One-shot).

Harley Quinn's jealous streak gets the better of her, and Joker is going to pay!

ONESHOT: September Request - Sequel to 'Progress Report' After a string of cancelled sessions, The Joker breaks out of Arkham Asylum to find his Doctor, Harleen Quinzel.

Poison Ivy wants to celebrate her birthday with a grown-up women only evening. She insists on Harley Quinn being there, which is problematic, since it means Harley has to leave her toddler children in the care of their father, the Joker. What could possibly go wrong? Thanks to Freelancer Mississippi for the suggestion of Emilia joining in on Girl's Night :-)

A loaded weapon, a booth in the club, and Harley and Joker, enjoying dessert. Smut, pwp. Joker x Harley, Suicide Squad-verse.

Fortunately for everyone who enjoys this series, I can't stop writing them :-) This time, Jack Napier is a clown at Haly's Circus, and a rival of the Flying Graysons. When the circus arrives in Gotham City, Jack meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and his destiny.

ONESHOT: August request from Blue Penguin Lightning. 'Harley Quinn's Birthday' The Joker has a birthday surprise planned for Harley, but since she's forgotten the special occasion, J hopes to make it a day she'll never forget.

(4th in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. When the infamous clown couple get captured during one of their 'date nights', Harley experiences what it feels like on the other side of the glass. Being under the care of her ex colleagues and heightened security, how will she cope being back to where it all started? Rated M.

ONESHOT. Finally the consequences of careless love catch up with the Joker and Harley Quinn. How will J cope knowing that eventually he'll have to share his life and Harley with a little hell raiser, or will this be a blessing in disguise? (Not related to the Impulse series.)

Harley goes away for the weekend to attend her parents' thirtieth wedding anniversary party in Brooklyn, leaving the Joker behind in Gotham, on her parents' request. She asks Jonathan Crane to look in on Joker to make sure he doesn't follow her, and doesn't get up to any trouble. Unfortunately for both of them, that's not the Joker's MO.

Being a freshly new couple, The Joker and Harley Quinn are struggling with one thing: Harley picking apart anything and everything she can that he's done as the sane part of her subconsciously tries to do everything to make her second guess her decision to be with him. One shot.

The title is a literal one ;-) Joker tells his daughter the story of "The Little Mermaid," Joker-style, of course. The story stars Little Mermaid Harley and her love, the Clown Prince, for whom she gives up her life under the sea with her fellow Gotham City Sirens, much to their dismay.

My Valentine's Day story this year. :-) After a fight on Valentine's Day, Harley remembers an event during her early days in the Joker's gang, where she's kidnapped by a rival criminal. Joker has to confront his feelings for her, and decide whether or not she's worth rescuing.

A one shot for Valentine's Day. Mixed with romance, love, Disney and a pinch of dirtiness! Joker and Harley dance into the night.

Yet another in this series for the many people who've requested it :-) This time, Jack Napier, a petty criminal and con man, meets successful and attractive Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and determines to make her smile again.

Ayer-verse One shot for my very good friend RoyalFlushGang! After the events from Belle Reve, the Joker decides it's time for Harley to face her fears and learn to swim. With the Joker as her teacher and general tormentor.. Will she ever get over her fear? (Not related to the Impulse series.) Rated M.

Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.

Festive mini story based on the Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. Joker hates Christmas and Harley is suffering the consequences... With such little time left, can she change his mind? Not related to any of my other long running fics! Rated M for language, violence and sexual content.

(3rd in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse. The Joker's club 'The King of Diamonds' is facing some issues. Harley wants to help, and the Joker reluctantly accepts her offer. It's bound to be a recipe for disaster. Rated M for Violence, language and sexual content. You have been warned.

Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!

He never holds back. After all, she is the queen to his throne. Joker/Harley. Suicide Squad-verse. Smut and mature content.

In this MODERN version of the famous pair, Harley and Joker, Harley realizes that her Perfect man might not actually be so perfect. This abusive relationship is getting out of hand and everyone around can see that The Jokers sugar coated words are just rotting away. Can Harley pick herself up and walk away? Or will she choose to forgive him even after everything...

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part III is a tale of World War II, where Arkham Camp on the Western Front experiences a treat when the double act of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy come to entertain them...

After a disappointing heist, Joker and Harley spend the evening playing a drinking game about Batman...Will poor Harley ever be able to get the scent of Cotton Candy Vodka out of the carpet? More importantly- does Batman know a good late night Dry-cleaner? ;)

Harley loves the dangerous games. Making the Joker jealous is a certain thrill, and one time she goes too far. Smut and sexual themes. Set in Suicide Squad.

A direct sequel to Legacy, this story picks up eight months from where the epilogue ended. Joker and Harley, now married with a son, are preparing for the arrival of their second child. While they may not have to worry about Batsy anymore, Joker and Harley are in for way more than they ever bargained for.

One-shot based on the Suicide Squad Joker and Harley Quinn. After the events in Midway city, Joker finally gets Harley back and he's not wasting a second. *Contains spoilers from the Suicide Squad movie* Rated- M for language and sexual situations. You have been warned :)

(2nd in the Impulse series.) Harley is still new to the criminal game, but just when she starts to get comfortable with the title of villainess The Joker suspends her. Harley has to prove herself but how? Rated- M for violence/language/sexual content. You have been warned.

Harley Quinn becomes jealous of another woman in the Joker's life, and overcompensates by becoming even more of a doormat than usual to keep him with her. Joker uses Harley's jealousy to his advantage, until Harley figures out that's just what he's doing, and turns the tables on him by playing him at his own game...

For everyone who requested another in this series :-) Yet another tale of the young Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first meeting with the man known as Jack Napier.

Harley and The Joker spend an evening at their club Funfair. One shot featuring Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn and Jared Leto's Joker. Slightly edited from when it was previously published.

Tomoe makes a daring request to his kami. Will she do it? (one shot)

Short one-shot inspired by the new Suicide Squad image released the other day of the Joker on his phone.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part II is a tale of medieval England, where Arkham Forest in Nottinghamshire is the home of the notorious outlaw Robbin' Joker and his band of Merry Men...

Harley challenges the Joker to a game of strip poker and no one wants to lose, because the winner gets to give the loser a brand new tattoo...

(1st in the Impulse series.)The Joker and Harley Quinn 'Mad Love' Story with a twist. Based on the Suicide Squad Joker and Harley. Rated-M for violence, language and sexual content.

Vicki Vale fears her career as a reporter has stagnated, and in an act of desperation, asks the Joker for an interview. Her search for the perfect scoop quickly gets out of hand as Vale soon finds herself way over her head, and on the wrong side of the Joker's irrationally jealous and psychotic girlfriend, Harley Quinn.

Harley has the Joker insanely jealous, but not for the reason you'd think. Rated M for violence, language and mature themes. Disclaimer - I own nothing and write these purely for entertainment purposes. Please R & R!

Joker and Harley agree to conceive an heir but when Joker has fertility issues what lengths will Harley go to to keep him on the program to reverse it? Can Joker stand clean healthy living? Can he get through sex on demand? What would happen if the other rogues found out? Ultimately will this tear them apart or bring them closer together?

School, shrine duties, traveling to the underworld, fighting off demons, all seemingly normal in the life of the new Land God. But sometimes one just want some private time to relax. Only Nanami finds out that this time she is going to share her bath with someone that is equally eager for some relaxation. (one shot)

He could never quite decide whether he wanted to kill her or kiss her.

What if the Gotham rogues were all in an alternate reality? What if Batman was the one who was insane? What if Dr. Harleen Quinzel and Dr. Jack Kerr were his doctors? Rated M for cursing and future smut.

A unique Harley-centric origin story that delves into Harleen's mindset, past, family & career. It portrays how her relationship with the Joker developed over time as well as her eventual transformation into Harley Quinn. This is a more realistic look at the traditional Mad Love origin and includes many other characters from the DCU. M for lemons/violence. Please read and review.

After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...thanks to Eric Border for the suggestion! :-)

(Nolanverse.) It's been six months since the Joker escaped Arkham Asylum with his harlequin at his side... But now they've both been incarcerated, and it's Harley's first time in the straight jacket. In much of the same style as it's predecessor, Square One, this story is filled with short snippets of chapters, filled to the brim with internal dialogue and wonderful depravity.

My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Jonathan Crane's wife asks Harley Quinn to babysit their kids so she and her husband can spend the weekend at a romantic couples retreat. Harley agrees, tired of having to beg the Joker for romance, which infuriates the Joker enough to book the two of them into the same retreat. What could possibly go wrong? ;-) Happy V-Day, everyone!

Just a short drabble of the interactions of Harleen and Joker shortly before Harleens downfall.

Harley always thought she was good at this sort of thing. / Pure, unapologetic smut.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part I is a tale of the Old West, and a dump of a frontier town called Arkham, where only the most vile and depraved criminals dare settle...

Bitter like the cold, sweet like the milk it's made from. One shot of Joker/Harley. Dubcon.

A story based on the events in "Deathstroke #58," where Joker receives a letter from a little girl and ends up doing something heroic. His rare act of heroism comes back to haunt him ten years later, when the child he rescued grows up to adore him, a fact that Harley Quinn is not at all pleased by. Thanks to Lilpixiegirl2511 for the suggestion! :-)

I was inspired to do this one from all the Back to the Future day celebrations on October 21, 2015! XD The Joker and Harley Quinn's twin children, Arleen and J.J., accidentally activate Jervis Tetch's time machine that takes them back to the past on the day their parents first met in Arkham Asylum...

For everyone who's requested another in this series :-) This one takes place during and after the events in "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm," so if you haven't seen that, get your hands on a copy right away because it's awesome :-) Thanks to FanfictionLurker1 for the suggestion!

From the beginning of their relationship, the Joker insisted that Harley Quinn was just a bit of fun to him. This story examines the beginning of that relationship, and continues on through the many ups and downs to see if the Joker can finally admit that Harley means more to him than that. Thanks to Mrsmellarkandeaton for the breakup ideas! :-)

Suggested by a guest reviewer, this is a version of the story of Beauty and the Beast featuring the residents of Arkham Asylum :-)

Last in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. Finally, a tale of Gotham City in the Roaring Twenties and the age of gangsters, bootlegging, and all that jazz.

Dr Harleen Quinzel is a psychiatrist at the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane. Her life is turned upside down when she gets a new patient known as the Joker. Sexual content Lime: M/F HarleyxJoker

(Suicide Squad, Ayerverse.) This is my take on the few scenes we saw of Joker/Harley's origin in the new Suicide Squad trailer! Very dark, but isn't that the best way to be?

(Nolanverse.) This is a oneshot continuation in the universe of my other story Square One, told from the Joker's perspective. It's been only over a month since Harley has been living with the Joker. This oneshot is filled with the Joker internalizing about having Harley at home with him. (SMUT.) Reviews are great, flames are not.

(Nolan-verse! Isn't J the cutest?) Harley Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire, and isn't sure that she wants it anymore..

(Nolanverse!) When Harley spends a little too much time with Poison Ivy, the Joker gets a little jealous. When Harley talks back, heh, heh, well... (Non con smut, rape/abuse/humil, etc. Don't read if you're bothered by these themes.)

Second in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. This time, a swashbuckling tale of the high seas and how Gotham City fares during the Golden Age of Piracy.

The Joker kicks Harley Quinn out, declaring that his life will be better off without her. And thanks to the Riddler, Joker gets to see if that's true. This story is a belated birthday gift to my #1 fan, blackcat9517, whose support and suggestions have been invaluable :-) Thanks also to TeamRocketRose-Rachel, Starscream's Biglover, AllxThatxRemains, and Unsound Escape for the ideas!

(Nolan-verse!) Fluff piece about our two favorite clowns. When Harley's around, she's irritating, and when she's gone... It's even worse. Short and very sweet.

For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...

Arkham City story. The Joker is sick and Harley's only goal is to make him feel better, no matter what the way. (Graphic smut, not violent for once, but still for mature audiences.)

(Comic/Cartoon universe.) Joker can't help but think about hurting her. She's just... so... tempting. (Subtle and sensual, references to abuse and sexuality.)

Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.

(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) Harley has threatened to leave the Joker and the rage of possessiveness takes over his mind. (Graphic smut, psychological and physical abuse, nonconsensual sex. Don't read if you aren't comfortable with these themes!)

The Joker and Harley Quinn are spending their first Christmas with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., when Harley's parents decide to visit for the holidays to meet their grandchildren. Harley's parents are Jewish, and between her trying to impress them with her dysfunctional family, and trying not to offend them with Christmas, the holidays are anything but happy.

When an old rival of the Joker from Batman's Golden Age reappears in Gotham, the Ace of Knaves is once again forced to prove himself the superior criminal to the Sparrow, who is determined to make the Joker work for her at any costs. Thanks to kari8888 for the suggestion and for translating the comic - I eventually found it in "The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told" anthology! XD

(Nolan-verse Joker and Harley.) The Joker has a very disturbing dream, which results in a lot of fluff that he'll probably regret later on...

(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) The Joker is in therapy with Harley Quinzel, and can't help but think about what would happen if he was out of his cuffs...

(Nolan-verse.) Joker and Harley absolute fluff. Written at three a.m while having trouble sleeping, I wrote this piece. The Joker is up in the middle of the night, and contemplates the ideal of sleep. Who needs it? Not him. Though, that bed does look appealing... Especially with Harley curled up so cute with a little smile on her lips.

(Nolanverse.) Joker and Harley Quinn absolute fluff. The Joker is in a good mood... For once. Harley tries to take advantage of it.

It was only a rare act of affection, shown late at night. He mused before he feel into a deep sleep. And sometimes, it wasn't so bad.

The first thing he did was tie her to the bed. JokerxHarley. Rated mature for sexual content.

The Joker and Harley Quinn are enjoying family life with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., who are cheerfully oblivious to their roles as criminal lunatics. But when the Clown Couple go out for a quiet date night, they get a lot more than they bargained for.

Lex Luthor and the Joker organize the annual Injustice League conference. Harley Quinn feels left out, and determines to prove herself the equal to anyone in the Injustice League by any methods necessary.

It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)

Catwoman convinces the Joker to pull the joke of the century on Batman, by making it seem like her and Joker are a couple. The only problem is, the Joker doesn't tell Harley Quinn it's a joke... Thanks to MissHQuinn for Harley and Crane's date! :-)

Furious at the Joker's constant abuse of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy concocts a love potion to make the Joker more interested in his girlfriend. This backfires, however, when Ivy accidentally gets exposed to the love potion, and falls in love with the Joker herself. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the love potion idea, and madisonhagan1 for exploring Ivy's backstory. :-)

JokerXHarley oneshot. Set pre Arkham City videogame (SPOILERS). Harley Quinn has something to tell the Joker, but is afraid to. He's sick enough as he is, why would he need anything extra to worry about? R&R.

When the Joker and Batman are caught in an awkward position during a fight, everyone begins to speculate about the actual nature of their relationship, and Harley Quinn feels more rejected than ever. It's up to the Joker to prove to Harley and the world that they are nothing but nemeses, before their reputations are ruined forever. Thanks to Shiore-Hikaru for the suggestion! :-)

After some unusual physical changes, Harley Quinn consults a doctor to discover that she's pregnant. But when she tries to tell the Joker, things don't quite go to plan. With Harley's pregnancy and looming parenthood, the Clown Couple face an even greater challenge than Batman ever thought about being. Will they finally win one? Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)

JokerXHarley oneshot- The Joker visits Harvey Dent, aka Two-Face, for some quality time with his friend, and they end up talking about their women, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. Drinks are served, secrets come out, and the ladies themselves make an appearance as well!

Harlequinade: An 18th century British comic theatrical genre that employed the Harlequin and the Clown as two primary characters. Now with Gotham as their backdrop, the two iconic characters take on darker roles in the forms of The Joker and Harley Quinn as they continuously find themselves enduring the toxic cycle of their tragicomic relationship. One-shot. Rated M for goodness

Poison Ivy, to punish the Joker for his constant abuse of Harley, convinces Jervis Tetch to build a device which traps the Joker in an alternate reality, before he seduced Dr. Harleen Quinzel, and where Dr. Harleen Quinzel is engaged to another man. Will Joker and Harley's twisted, true love conquer all? Thanks to brooklyn1shay2black3 for the suggestion! :-)

After the Joker kicks out Harley Quinn again, Poison Ivy persuades her to sue him for psychological damage and assault. Ivy is sure there's no way they can lose the case, but things are never straightforward with a Joker in the deck.

Harley just can't seem to get to sleep and her insomnia stirs a little trouble leading to a few surprises and a little jealousy on her Puddin's part. Rated M for lemon, blood and language. DISCLAIMER! Story contains reference to the movie dirty dancing. I DO NOT OWN BATMAN NOR THE MOVIE DIRTY DANCING.

JokerXHarleyQuinn what happens when Harley wants to have a date night with the Joker? Little red dresses, candlelit tables, and LOTS of fluff. Read and review!

If he was going to kill her, he was going to do it properly...or not all.

JokerXHarley one-shot in which the Joker attempts to make a milkshake and Harley Quinn must deal with the aftermath. Warning: Fluff... Read and review!

When Harley Quinn is poisoned, the Joker is forced to take care of her with tenderness and affection, two things the Clown Prince is not known for. With Harley's life hanging in the balance, the Joker is forced to consider whether he loves her enough to change for her, or not. Thanks to Clara F for the poisoning suggestion, and Starscream's Biglover for Joker's tender side ;-)

Both the Joker and Harley Quinn's lives are thrown into utter chaos when a woman appears claiming to be Mrs. Jeannie Napier, the Joker's wife before his accident.

The Joker is furious when a movie star Harley Quinn likes is cast to play the Joker in an upcoming realistic biopic of Batman, and goes to extreme measures to prove to Harley and the world who the better Joker is. Any similarity to Joker actors living or dead is purely coincidental, and no disrespect meant for any Batman franchises. Except those directed by Joel Schumacher ;-)

The Joker starts making mistakes and running out of ideas for killing Batman. As he sinks deeper into depression, Harley Quinn determines to inspire him as only a woman can. It's a decision she comes to regret when it works too well, and the Joker becomes completely dependent on her for inspiration.

Makenna Quinn asked me to write something fluffy. This is about as fluffy as the Joker and Harley Quinn get. ;-)

Joker tries to teach his pet hyenas the only trick he cares about: "Kill!" The babies don't listen, until an inconsiderate neighbor learns the hard way that it's best not to cause public disturbances. You never know who may be living next door. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)

Harley Quinn thinks the Joker is being really sweet when he arranges a Valentine's Day surprise for her. She should probably know him better by now. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-) Whether you're in a relationship or not, I think we can all be glad we're not in this one. ;-)

xLadyxLionheartx suggested that I write a story where the Joker is made to feel threatened about Harley and another man, just to see how the Clown Prince of Crime copes with jealousy. Although I think we all know the answer is not very well. ;-)

Harley Quinn wants some private time with her puddin', who just isn't interested, driving Harley to seek advice from self-help books.

Before Harley Quinn met the Joker, a chance run-in with a gangster named Jack Napier forever changes the course of young Harleen Quinzel's life.

When a new, incredibly attractive female psychiatrist starts to analyze the Joker, Harley Quinn can't help being jealous, especially since rumors start to circulate among the inmates about the two being more than doctor and patient. Harley tries to assure herself that her Clown Prince is faithful, but begins to wonder if she's just crazy for having faith in him after all.

After Harley Quinn gives a more than usual disastrous performance during a job, the Joker resolves to kill her once and for all. To prevent this, Poison Ivy bets the Joker that he can't be nice to Harley for a whole week, a challenge which Joker accepts, but which Harley turns out to be none too pleased about.

Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

Shortly after Dr. Harleen Quinzel's transformation into Harley Quinn and her subsequent breakout of the Joker from Arkham Asylum, Mr. J decides to train Harley to be a productive member of his gang, with unexpected results.

Inspired by the line from the Justice League episode "Wild Cards," where Harley Quinn claims she and the Joker have been to couples counseling for their relationship. This is my take on what that session might have been like.

The Joker is suffering from insomnia, thanks to a series of nightmares involving romantic encounters with Batman. Harley Quinn tries to help him analyze and banish his dreams using both her psychiatric and feminine skills. Suggested by and dedicated to AuroraB for the constant support, encouragement, and incredibly insightful reviews. Enjoy! :-)

The Joker finally proposes to Harley Quinn, and she has a week to sort out the perfect wedding. Naturally, nothing goes right. Will Harley's dreams of becoming Mrs. J ever come true?

Something happens between the Joker and Poison Ivy which the Joker thinks is hilarious. But Harley Quinn doesn't find it very funny at all.

Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman try to enjoy a quiet girls night in with just the three of them. Unfortunately, the Joker has other plans.

Poison Ivy leaves Harley Quinn in charge of taking care of her plants while she's away, with one rule: No Joker. Harley doesn't listen.

Harley Quinn's former colleague from the story "Legally Sane" is transferred to Arkham, much to her and Poison Ivy's delight. The Joker is not so pleased, especially when rumors start to circulate about Harley and the new doctor, causing him to take matters into his own hands.

Harley Quinn is declared legally sane, and struggles to cope with life on her own. Will she relapse into madness?

Harley Quinn discovers she's pregnant, and tells the Joker the good news.

Just a look into a typical day in the life of Harley Quinn and her relationship with the Clown Prince of Crime.

"I'm almost positive you didn't come here just to uh," she indicated his knife, "cut me…did you?" He shook his head. Joker/Harley. 4th in Stare Series.

Harley is not in the mood for Mr. J's antics. Funny Oneshot

Harley is his Euphoria.

The Joker finds himself in a promising predicament with a certain Clown Princess of Crime, Harley Quinn. Oneshot

A dark psychological tale of Harley Quinn's origin. It begins in Arkham Asylum after Dr. Harleen Quinzel is assigned the Joker's case and desperate to make a connection to her mad patient, she starts a game between them that will forever change her life. Nolanverse. Rated M for a reason Joker/Harley

The Joker's got a problem: Harley doesn't remember who he is! What's a clown to do? Joker/Harley Nolanverse

Harley somehow convinces the Joker to come out for the night. Nolanverse. Halloween-drabble. Oneshot.

Harley Quinn and The Joker. Rated M for sexual content. i always picture it in NOLANVERSE, but it fits anywhere. :D

Classic heath ledger's Joker and Harley Quinn story

God forgot a lot of things and Harley Quinn was one of them.

The night The Joker finally brought Harley home. Random fluff. Rated M for language and graphic sexual content...enjoy!

The night The Joker was released from Arkham was the night Harley welcomed him home. My first attempt at Bermejo Joker! May be defined as drabble; I don't know. You decide. Rated M for sexual content and mention of drug use. Please read and review!

The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.

The Joker is sick! No, really...he's sick, and Harley tries to make him feel better. Rated M for language. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFF!

With little food, no electricity, and no henchmen, Joker is peeved. Where is Harley? Reviews are very much appreciated.

A startling look at the moments of Harleen Quinzel's demise, and the Joker's amused response. Depicted from the moments leading up to and the eve of her fall. Rated M for violence and sexuality, as well as some language. Oneshot. Nolanverse.

All Harley wants is for her Puddin' to notice what SHE needs. Is that so much to ask? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFFINESS! Also, this story is a bit of an homage to the scene from Mad Love. You'll see which.

It may just be another day...but it means a lot to Harley. Another random one...FLUFF! My first T rated fic! What! For one utterance of a swear, ha! Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

What happens in the Gotham Plaza Hotel...stays in the Gotham Plaza Hotel. Okay, story isn't as risque as it sounds, but please read and review. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley Quinn.

Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.

Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.

Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

“Love is lived. Harlequin writes it.” What a joke, indeed. Joker X Harley, OneShot

Nothing stands in her way now. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Each of his roses is a renewed promise. [Joker X Harley], OneShot