Name: Sakura-chan564 & animelover07 (yes I am both)

Age: 15

Gender: Girl

What I am doing right now: Probably avoiding my homework (again) or I'm already putting off my homkework for tomorow (i don't feel like it, OKAY?!)

Likes: I'm more or less on good terms with yaoi (depends on the pairing), NARUTO

Dislikes: Yuri, rich people that act like total bitches, little kids (like in middle school... they just don't know their place), grammar errors in stories (although if you missed a letter when it was right next to the correct one, I understand), blocked channels, high school (at the momment), scam calls that make you buy stuff unsespectedly

About me: You've probably learned enough by now... freaking stalkers... jk

Most Favourite Couples (that I can come up with at the moment and in no particular order)

NARUTO:

-ItaSaku

-SasuSaku

-KakaSaku (LOVE. THIS. COUPLE. XD)

-MultiSaku (gotta love all the jealous boys and whatever the author can come up with. Tis' hilarious stuff)

-SasuNaru

-KakaIru (it's okay... :/ )

-MinaSaku

-AsumaKurenai

-NaruHina

-KibaHina

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB (OHSHC)

-HaruhiXTamaki, Kyouya, Mori, Hikaru

VAMPIRE KNIGHT

-YuukiXZero, Kaname(?)

-RimaXShiki

-AkatsukiXRuka

SCHOOL RUMBLE

-HarimaXTenma, Yakumo, Eri

-HanaiXMikoto

-TenmaXHarima, Kurasuma, Nara

PEACH GIRL

-MomoXKairi, Toji

-SaeXRyo

HIS AND HER CIRCUMSTANCES (KARE KANO)

-YukinoX Souichiro, Asuba(?)

-TsubasaXKazuma

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST & FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD (FMA & FMA:B)

-Edward(Ed)XWinry

-RoyXRiza, Winry

lots more (but i can't think of em' at the moment)

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If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura (and because you hate him), copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious)

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, animelover07,

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry, Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, NamineInWonderland, KurenaiBara-chan, DanichT02, animelover07,

If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Bethany (i change my name alot so lets just call me that), AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand, Mwto,Shikatemakakasaku, animelover07,

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki, Sakura-chan564,

Number 12 Naruto characters and answer the questions!

1. Tsunade

2. Naruto

3. Kakashi

4. Garra

5. Itachi

6. Deidara

7. Neji

8. Sasuke

9. Shikamaru

10. Yamato

11. Zabuza

12. Sakura

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hell no. Besides, 11 is dead :( (and so is 6 by that chicken-ass haired-frea- ahem... I mean SasUKE)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Eh... kinda. like a 6 maybe.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant(or vis versa)?

I would cry tears of joy and saddness. I mean, Sasuke actually laid Sakura! Her dreams have come true!! But poor Naruto. :(

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep! That were all either smut or hilarious high school fics

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. It's bad enough to have two loud mouthed blondes. I don't think the ninja world could handle 3.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Itachi/Yamato (sounds kinda sexy... kinda)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Either he would puke, faint, have a nosebleed, or have Sakura punch him in the face for not knocking

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Kakashi teaches his kohai a little lesson he forgot to teach him before.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hell. No. I hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Path of Destiney Can't Wait or Destiney Over Love

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

The Kages get a little funky in the office. (OH GOD!! MY EYES!!)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read a Three Fic yet?

Yes! He's smexy! (drools)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I don't think so. To hard to write and it would blind them.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Idk... uh... YES!! or YOSH!! (what would Yamato say?)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

17)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Threesome warning: TsunadeXDeidaraXSakura (that's kinda gross...barfs a little in mouth)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on Two?

'Hey, Naruto. Wanna see my wood?' (I really don't know)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I knew it. They were always so damn close to eachother.

20) How emo is Seven?

ROFL!! LOL Neji is sooo not EMO!! LOL He just has a destiney complex

21) What would One say if Three and Nine started making out in public?

I knew that the two laziest people in this village would end up together.

-~- Here you go girls! The replys for boys with cheezy lines! -~-

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

RIP:

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/87-3/14/08

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

~The end!~

-Story Ideas-

(DO NOT STEAL FROM ME!!)

PM me if you want to try one of my stories or something of that nature

Sex Ed with Sensei-

Pairing:TBD (?)

Genre: Humor/General

Summary:By order of the Kazekage and Lady Hokage, all jonins that have teams will teach their kids about sex-er...um.. I mean the birds and the bee's. I can just see Gai with his youthful thrusts of... OH GOD!! SOMEONE GAUGE MY EYES OUT!!

Abandoned and Bruised-

Pairing: SakuraXTeam7

Genre: Angst/Romance (or friendship)

Summary: Abused and hated by her alcoholic father, ignored by her slutty mother, Sakura doesn't know how much longer she can put up with all of her families cruelty towards her. During a training session, the guys notice Sakura a giant bruise on her arm one day and ask her about it. She brushes hem off, saying that she just carelessly bumped into something and it was no big deal. But they know somethings wrong. So when training is over, they follow Sakura to her home and watch the horrors of the Haruno household. Will they tell the Hokage? Or does someone threaten them to keep quiet about the abuse, or else Sakura will get it worse than ever?

Unfaithful- (SONG BY: RIHANNA)

Pairing: SasuSakuNaru

Genre: Angst(or Hurt/Comfort)/Romance

Summary: Naruto and Sakura have been going out for a full year now. But now that Sasuke is back, does Sakura abandon Naruto in favor for Sasuke? How does Naruto really feel about Sasuke-teme being back?

Sakura's True Strength-

Pairing: MultiSaku/Sakura-centric

Genre: Romance/General (or Humor)

Summary: What if Sakura had a kei kei genkai? A kei kei genkai that controls all of the elements of thr world? Fire, Water, Earth, and Air. But she's been keeping it a secret ever since a certain incident with a son of a very wealthy feudal lord. But what happens when her power is found out by Orochimaru and the Akatsuki?

Her Past-

Crossover: NarutoXVampire Knight

Pairing: MultiSaku

Summary: What if Sakura was part of the Kuran clan, but she has become human due to certian circumstances. Team 7 is assigned a mission to gaurd the Day class students from pouncing on the Night class students. But when Sakura meets Kaname, will she remember that she is one of them and leave Konoha behind? Or will she try to control her vampire powers to help Konoha? (I know suck-ish summary)

-STATUS-

HER PAST- In-Progress

SAKURA'S TRUE STRENGTH- In-Progress

UNFAITHFUL- haven't even worked on it yet

ABANDONED AND BRUISED- haven't even worked on it yet

SEX ED WITH SENSEI- haven't even worked on it yet

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