Hello my fellow readers. It is I, a troublesome guy being bored and writing a few stories. A few things about me. Likes include many brands of music (although some pop songs and singers are like a hive of bees buzzing in my head) although rock music is my personal favorite, games, movies, anime, smoking, watching clouds etc, etc.

Dislikes include politicians (UK's, not sure about America's though), spicy food (chinese take out is the greatest) and finally clear sunny skys (too hot and no clouds to watch).

Hobbies are watching clouds, work in a nursing home, gardening, and messing with my families pets. (three fat ass cats, one skinny one, and a Jack russel)OH! and pissing off my devil of a sister.

Dreams for the future? as long as theres a cloud in the sky and money in my pocket, then i'm happy.

later.

P.S. huph... writing this profile out is troublesome.

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YOUR REAL NAME: Matthew

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Matizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Green Owl

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): James Harrington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mum's maiden name): Evamaews

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): the Purple Tea

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of all your siblings first name(any order), last letter of your mums middle name): Aamaukkae

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Matthews

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Daisy

Story Imagination(place character names or people(existing or not) from 1-12, and then answer the questions)

1.) Harry Dresden (the dresden files)

2.) Orochimaru (naruto)

3.) Rukia Kuchiki (bleach)

4.) The Doctor/David Tennant (doctor Who)

5.) Hinata Hyuuga (naruto)

6.) Jack Harkness/John Barrowman (torchwood)

7.) kurumu Kurono (rosario vampire)

8.) Frankie Boyle (scottish comedian)

9.) Stephen Fry (british presenter)

10.) Hermione Granger (harry potter)

11.) Ichigo Kurosaki (bleach)

12.)Erza Scarlet (fairy tail)

1) Have you ever read a One/Eight fanfic before? no, but i can see frankie state that harry looks like a hobo cowboy with a glow-in-the-dark tree branch

2) Do you think Seven is hot? How hot? of course i do, a bluenette with massive tits? who wouldn't

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (laughs!!!)

4) Do you recall any fics about Six? yep, romantic, loads of kising with the occasional investigation about the crazy stuff around them

5) Would Two and Nine make a good couple? (Laughs!!!)(orochimaru bent over a desk in a school uniform with Steven hitting him with a wooden cane, stating" "you've been a naughty boy")

6) Five/Three or Five/Ten? if only it was 5/10/3 (drools)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? kurumu would probably explode her head trying to figure out why orochimaru is having sexy with a woman)

8) Make up a summary of a One/Eleven Fanfic. How could things get more complicating. What started off as a job to pass on a few ghost during halloween turned into fighting masked spirits and japanese samurai, while avoiding the police department from claiming the murder of a red haired teen...who's standing next to me with a massive meat cleaver. He is my only clue to this whole thing.

9) Is there any such thing as a Six/Three fluff? no, but it wouldn't be that hard. Two individuals older than they appear, depressed by the death of people they cherish, both seeking comfort in one another.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Scarlet Swords, Sky Blue Tears

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? maybe the doctor meeting harry when he was being taught by DuMorne, and sharing a night of rough monkey sex?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? no

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Five? no.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Eight/Four/Nine ? uh...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? I'm going to guess "oh HARRY!...sorry Ron..."

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Seven, what song would you choose? mindless self indulges -bitches

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: this story is impossible to take seriously

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Can i see your wand sir?

19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Six and Eight? Erza:(blushes)is this a joke Frankie? Frankie:(shugs shoulders) a hole's a hole

20) How emo is Three? I'll go with 10%

Stories and Ideas

Golden Sun: Rising Anew//Decided to have one last go at writing the story, there were simply so many idea's floating in my head that I thought to give it a go. If you want to get involved in the story then go ahead and submit a minor character (got the main ones already planned)

Chronicles of Envas (Discontinued) just lost all motivation for it. I truely am sorry that it will not be finished as there were some awesome concepts behind it (planned to turn one of the main characters into a giant mindless, destructive legenday that would lay waste to the Team Spiral base. It was epic in my head and very dramatic afterwards). But if you would like to use Team Spiral then please do so, it's based off DNA, galaxies, a bit of Gurren Lagaan, and planning to evolve humans into the most powerful being in the universe by infusing legendary DNA.