PortiaQ
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Joined 09-23-12, id: 4272213, Profile Updated: 06-28-15

Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.

Author has written 16 stories for Pokemon.

Author has written 5 stories for Chibi Vampire.

Author has written 11 stories for The Sisters Grimm.

Author has written 6 stories for Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Author has written 19 stories for Marvel Cinematic Universe.


Ok. My name is PortiaQ, but you can call me Portia. Or Q. I really don't care.

I'm a girl, but I'm Bi,so fight me if you have a problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! xD.

I love Hetalia. I love it. And I know my writing isn't the best in the world, so please don't flame on my writing.

Yeah. I hate it when Author's profiles are like, the size of a book, but I'm going to do it anyway.

However...

I, on my honor as an fan-fiction author, promise to always review stories, whether good or bad.

signed, PortiaQ

I hate it when I see like, 24 views but only 5 reviews. It pisses me off.

Favorites

Favorite Colors- Green, Black

Lucky Number- 19, 9

Favorite Books/series- The Sisters Grimm

Fruits Basket

Chibi Vampire

The Darkest Powers

THe Twilight Saga

Maximum Ride

Favorite Authors- Kelly Armstrong,

Michael Buckley,

Favorite Shows- Hetalia Axis Powers,

FMA,

Black Butler,

The Regular Show

Favorite Movies- Titanic

Hetalia Paint It White

The Labyrinth

Alien

Favorite Singers- Florence The Machine

Guns N Roses

Vocaloid

Owl City

Favorite Songs- Vida La Vida

Heavy In Your Arms

Favorite Couples: Puck/Sabrina

Spain/Romano

Germany/Italy

Prussia/LiechtensteinN

Obsession Couples: Spain/Romano, Romano/ME

Hobbies- Reading, Writing

Least Favorites

Color- Pink and Yellow

Books/ series- NA

Shows- THe Secret Life of the American Teenager

Movies- True Grit

Singers- Katy Perry, Chris Brown

Couples: Italy/Romano, FRUK, Germany/Prussia, Switz/Lilli

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sappy movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL -- 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You are/were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL -- 3

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You Know You're a Hetalia Fangirl When...

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

message meh if you're bored!

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For His Honor by Saiya-hime reviews
Since as long as he could remember Alfred fights against all odd to keep his family together. From an abusive caretaker in an orphanage to his cruel English master, Alfred gives everything to provide for his sick brother. Yet, what will happen when all his secrets come out into the open? How will Mattie handle his brothers greatest secret, that he has been selling himself sexually.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 204,118 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/27/2012 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Japan
Please Stop Acting Like You Care by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
Antonio is the new Spanish teacher at the boarding school he used to attend. Aside from teaching, he has also been asked to befriend and mentor Lovino, a troubled teenager on a path of self destruction after causing an accident that ruined many lives. Can Antonio save him from himself, even when his own world falls apart? Suicideattempt/Bullying/selfharm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,050 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Future Blunder by DanceInLightening reviews
Hello my name is Sparentano or Nadja, whichever one you prefer. I am the daughter of Germany and Italy, and thanks to a dumb ass England I just traveled back in time. Thanks to my own stupidity however they may find out who I am. The problem is... I'm not even born yet. Things might just get a little messy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,933 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Tough Cookie by FieryFafar reviews
Having periods should never happen to a girl.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/10/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., White - Complete
Frilly Failure by FieryFafar reviews
Lillil the Lilligant sewn a skirt for White! However, it backfired miserably.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., White - Complete
Christmas Wrapping by Windsong reviews
Red, Green, and Leaf. When Leaf comes home for the holidays, her first order of business is to drag Green and Red shopping. Holiday shenanigans ensue.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Leaf - Complete
My Love and My Forever by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
College student Antonio gets a job as a waiter in a small but busy family owned Italian restaurant, where he just can't seem to keep his eyes of his fellow waiter. How will asking and dating the boss's grandson work out, and just how long will the relationship last. Spain/S.Italy Prussia/S.Italy or America/S.Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,937 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
Our Quirky Family by Demonic Daydreams reviews
One day, your Father wakes you up and tells you to pack for a surprise trip to Russia. Little did you know that once the plane touched down in Moscow, your life would forever change. Russia, America, Hungary, Prussia and just about every other country x Child!Reader. Enjoy the cuteness! Rated T for the OCs that show up in Chapter 6's colorful language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - America, Russia
Gute Nacht und Guten Morgen by NajikaSun reviews
Prussia is dissolving for the second time, much to the disdain and sadness of his friends. Prucan one-shot, with hints of Gerita and Frain. Warning: Character Death. (sort of)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
How America Became A Daddy by Demonic Daydreams reviews
A trio of girls living on the streets of New York City in the eighteen fifties finally find the one man they've been looking for: Alfred F. Jones. But, is it too late to save the youngest of their group from the sickness that has plagued her for months? OCs and sweet Daddy!America in the coming chapters. Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2012 - America
Irregular (Hetalia) Reader-Inserts by Canadia0 reviews
Descriptions on the inside because FF only gives 384-ish characters for Summary. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012
Vaterland by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Germania is not a man that shows much of anything as a general rule, so how does he react when he finds two little children out in the woods? A look into the family life of Germania, Prussia, and Holy Roman Empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,684 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Germania, Prussia
Forgetting How to Remember by RedBrushStroke reviews
Sometimes, going through certain pains and conflicts are the closest thing you can do to get some relief... Eve if it does alter certain parts of your life forever. Lovino's still deciding whether or not he's ready for such a task. Based off of my true story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Ancient Rome, S. Italy/Romano - Complete