Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Okay, okay, okay. So MAYBE I panicked! So MAYBE I told my grandma that I was married when, in fact, I'm not! So MAYBE the only person she'd believe I'm "married" to is the Winter Soldier. So what? Pretending to be married isn't THAT hard... right? It's all duct tape and safety pins - we're only gonna be "together" for a short time! ... Right?

To get out of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry enlists the help of one of the most dangerous forces on the planet. An attorney. Marvel crossover, one shot.

What happens when a mistake is made? A poor little Penny is dropped down, down into the Devil's playground. What happens when she meets the members of the Carnival? Will an Innocent Soul finds its Home in Hell? HoboClownXOC Rated M for Adult Content.

Teenage Megamind has an important conversation with Zero, the first brainbot. (prequel to Code: Safeword) (warning for discussion of suicidal thoughts)

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

Subconsciously concealing injuries after a fight prompts the discovery of metamorphmagus abilities in young Harry Potter. However, that ability had been covering up a very big secret for more than eleven years. keywords Severitus / Sevitus. COMPLETE!

What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harriett Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. ON HIATUS - COMPUTER DIED

The island is her sanctuary, a place where Liv can be herself, a mutant, without fear, and because of his job she hardly sees Vic. He beats her less. She almost convinces herself she's happy and that her family isn't so bad. But then InGen starts a new raptor project and hires Owen Grady. Then she discovers that her definitions of "happy" and "family" may not be the right ones.

Roxanne manages to acquire one of Megamind's de-guns during a kidnapping.

Soulmate A/U. Only one in twenty people actually had soulmate birthmarks, according to historical records and a recent survey. And the rest of humanity was left to fend for itself. But in this world of aliens, human mutants, secret government agencies, and super-powered technology, what was so special about soulmates? Except of course, Diana Lawrence had six. Complete.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Roxanne is kidnapped on a particularly unpleasant day of her period, and when confusion ensues, she takes the liberty to explain menstrual cycles to her kidnapper. Megamind's reaction is significantly less evil than expected… *Please beware of a slightly detailed description of periods.*

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'

Megamind takes his new hoverbike on a test run to kidnap Roxanne Ritchie and finds her doing something surprising, so he changes his plan. (megarox)

There are three things Junkrat understands rather well. They all respond to a very specific very simple stimuli. You just have to know how to use them right, or be unafraid of usin' them wrong. (Reader/Junkrat: Oneshot, smut, pwp, dubious consent, oral, fingering, rooftop naughtiness, mild humor.)

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Roxanne Ritchi decides to teach her frequent kidnapper the tradition of Mistletoe and discovers there's more to him than meets the eye.

After leaving Sherlock's flat, Mycroft goes home to play with his goldfish. MHxOC

COMPLETE. Ever since Voldemort's near-defeat three years past, Hazel Potter's health has been in steady decline. After much searching she finally discovers a possible cure. It's … unexpected to say the least. Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, three years widowed, is searching for a solution to his own problems. Mayhap they can help one another. (Fem!Harry/Lucius, arranged marriage, TWOSHOT)

It's been many years since their failed first 'date' and Papyrus realizes that it isn't just his human friend who has been holding onto their love for him, but that he has fallen in love with them as well. Papyrus/Reader fluffy

Desi: a person South Asian birth or descent who lives abroad. Patil: head; chief; also a surname in Maratha. / Padma and Parvati Patil may live and grow in Britain, but India is in their blood, and they will never, ever be ashamed of it. Also featuring desi Harry Potter

It was all he wanted ever since he was booted off third: A second chance. Noah's back on the island, How will he fare the second time around? Rated T for mild swearing and other sophomoric humor. Written from Noah's POV. Now officially concluded! Check out "Noah's Tour of the World" for the sequel! :D

A series of 7 minutes in Heaven creepypasta lemons This is an X Reader thing, so, yeah. Will include OC's. Jeff the Killer, Laughing Jack, ZALGO, Slenderman, Splendorman, Ticci Tobi, and others will be here

Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.

One day after the end of Harry's third year, he wanders the castle when suddenly a whole package of books falls on his head. Read my version of Reading the Harry Potter Books! D

The kids at Mount Hope Elementary win a visit from the hero duo. And they're going to make the most of it. Poor Megamind. He thought he'd never have to go back to school again. But in the end, he learns something after all.

After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..

Dating Megamind, dealing with her family's issues, Roxanne is the one with the angst this time. Post-movie. This story was originally posted to the megamind movie LiveJournal community in March of 2011. I'm reposting here because redundancy is good, plus the system for accessing old stuff here is much better than LJ's. Doing a little editing while I'm at it.

EriSol Humanstuck, smut later on. Sollux is stuck with his least favorite person for a science project. Can he and Eridan get through this without ripping each other's throats out?

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

When the Dead Poets are supervised by Mr. Keating for the weekend, Neil begs him for the story of the woman in the picture atop his desk.

Vriska, Aradia, Tavros, and Terezi are on their way to a LARPing convention when they get into a car accident. Humanstuck, sadstuck, character death.

Warning sadstuck and character death! Vriska gets into a car crash with Aradia, Tavros, and Terezi while on their way to the park for a bit of LARPing. Humanstuck. [Is being rewritten as a chaptered story]

His group fanciers were giggling louder than ever before, but Krum was no where to be seen, or at least that's what she thought, until she heard the fraustrated muttering. "Hello, my name is Viktor Krum, the seeker. No, that sounds stupid, she alveady knows vho you are, and you sound vain." My version of how Viktor asks Hermione to the Ball, and it carries on from then.

Mako Mankanshoku, like her mother's croquettes, is very much a mystery. [Gamagori x Mako]

We all know how Dr. Cockroach came to look the way he does now. But what if he left someone behind when he was captured? One month goes by and his wife decides to turn herself into a cockroach monster too to be reunited with him. Follow her as she goes through the events of the short film BOB'S BIG BREAK and the events of the MONSTERS VS. ALIENS movie. Dr. C/OC

Valentine's Day is coming up so I thought I would write something fun! Rated mature for language and FUCKING. One-shot piece, Humanstuck

When Harry was hit by the killing curse, a horcrux was created. In this story, Harry is affected by the piece of Voldemort's soul inside his head in a more noticable way than in the books. Muggles, not knowing any better, decide he must be mentally ill. What effects might the treatment on a psychiatric ward have for the boy-who-lived and the wizarding world?

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

Sequel to Armilla. Armilla's story continues: the wizarding world is now at war and it seems old grudges must be put aside for the good of the Light. As Severus struggles to do this, Armilla also faces her own personal hardships. HBP year, but now AU

Kyuri grew up outside the Southern Tribe village on her own. She was content to stay and watch the tides shift until things hit too close to home for comfort, and she is drawn to the world of the Avatar. Can she handle making friends, and can she handle herself as she tries to open up? "You may have just won the war." "Let's not count our pigchickens before they hatch." ZUKO/OC

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape and Dumbledore were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical'. But now that's over and they're joined by Remus, Sirius, Fred and George to watch A Very Potter Sequel! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Musical'

If the world were to be thrown into chaos, two must be born to keep stability. They will grow together, two yet one. But differences will tear them apart, for destiny has planned one of their downfall by the hands of the other. And the one that survives shall keep balance as the only Avatar. The chosen one of two. The trailer to this story is on my profile.

Harry could not find out how to get onto platform 9 3/4. So he wished for a friend with all of his heart, when he got far more than he could wished for. MOF Dumbledore H/Hr One wish has changed everything! Chapter 27. Sharing the Joy of Quidditch. Hogwarts' First years visit Beauxbatons and Durmstrang to invite them to next Tri-Wizard Tournament of Quidditch. Draco is back! Enjoy!

Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Fem!Harry. Marie Potter makes a deal with Lord Voldemort. Will it be for the better? Warnings inside! Please R&R And check out my other new story, "A different alternative to war" I do not own harry potter, j.k. rowling does! Marie lily potter is mine, though. hope you love the story! Please vote on my poll on my profile page. This story is now completed!

It's a wintry Christmas, and the Holmes brothers are taken to the mall by their mother, who decides on photos with Santa to amuse Sherlock. Things don't go according to plan...

Loki's punishment was far more horrible than what he deserved but what happens when he wakes up on Midgard in Stark Tower, home of the Avengers he had fought only a year ago? Will Loki just find more scorn, hatred, and betrayal awaiting him or, despite everything, has he found a home? *is bad at summaries* First Fanfic. Be easy on me but I love tips and pointers.

Fem!harry! Marie Potter, Voldemort, Draco, Lucius, Snape, Remus, Sirius, Ron, Hermione and Ginny end up trapped in a room together with no way out except to settle their differences. Marie has an idea to bring them all together. Through Karaoke and party games! this is a different story than Marie Potter and the Deal. Please Read!

10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year

Their story was a simple one. The battle between the Hero and the Villain. The Villain lost, the Hero won and the good guy always got the Girl. Their story is about to become complicated. Another "What if Metroman didnt quit?" A/U now rated M!

What if Elle and Emmett had met before Harvard? Just a cute Christmas one-shot of 9 year old Emmett and 6 year old Elle meeting for the first time. Fluffly fluff fluff...

With Ba Sing Se and its trials behind her, the time to face the Fire Lord approaches. Gathered around her are her friends, there through thick and thin, but with Zuko gone and her courage failing, she finds herself growing less confident. Can Amaya handle the losses to come, and the losses already past? Can she truly defeat the Fire Lord, or is it all downhill from here? ZukoOC

"What's dis?" "It's a teddy bear." "But don't want a teddy." And like the stubborn little girl she was, she tossed the bear into the street, making him run to retreive it just as the SUV swerved around the corner...

On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?

"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.

Holly, found beaten in the streets, has been taken into the care of Todd Sweeny, a seemingly nice man who owns a candy store. When she finds out who he really is, the Candy Prince of Crime, will she flee or find a plae by his side?

One shot. Batman and Robin are trapped in a house of poison, with only one mask. Who lives and who dies?

When an accident threatens to change the Dynamic Duo's lives forever, they find out just what their friendship means to one another.

Teddy Lupin visits his father's grave on Father's Day.

A Holy Musical B@man! ficlet. The children of Gotham love to go to Sweet Tooth's house on Halloween because he hands out the best candy.

It's a rainy day in Metro City. After an early morning kidnapping goes wrong, Megamind is forced to stay in Roxanne's apartment for the day. Pre-movie. Oneshot. A bit fluffy. Rated T to be safe.

Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse

"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4. Sequel is up!

A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Written purely for entertainment and because I was bored. The 10th Doctor meets his companions and has to save the world once again. Rated T for adult-ish themes... It's all because of Jack

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

I'm Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a Starship Ranger...

AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO

Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.

A strange course of events lead to Leo freezing in the rain. Will he ever be able to get home? My first Producers fic. Please R&R!

[Sequel to "The Coffee Shop"] Three months after their reencounter, Kevin makes a generous offer to Harry in hopes of finally burying the hatchet, while also giving him the closure that he needs. [ONE-SHOT]

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.

During their invasion of Earth in "The stolen Earth", a Dalek stumbles into the internet, and discovers the Cleverbot. Much hilarity ensues.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

This is my story of how the writing team of Fox and Hendricks had their first fatal meeting.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

AU oneshot Dolores made a Mistake she took the DADA job

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

After a villain convention gone wrong, Ron finds himself stuck with Monkey Fist. Literally. And standing each other for a whole day while keeping their sanity - or what's left of it - isn't going to be easy.

Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Follows the troubled path of fifth year Ravenclaw student, Armilla Kemp, when she is suddenly placed in the care of Professor Snape. NOT a romance fic or cliched story. Set in OotP. Complete.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!