The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.

Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.

Lemon/Slash FSK: ab 16 Jahren HPXDM, 7. Schuljahr, Streit, Stichelleien und hitzige Wortgefechte können so manch kühle Fassade zum brökeln bringen. Da trägt ein gewisser Vorsatz genau zur richtigen Stimmung bei. Viel Spaß. In 5. Kapiteln abgeschlossen. ****Reviews sehr erwüschnt****

This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD

A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

AU! Der Raum der Wünsche kann leider nicht jeden Wunsch erfüllen. Oder doch? Diese Geschichte spielt im 7. Schuljahr. Voldemort wurde im 6. Schuljahr vernichtet.

When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

Harry landet bei der Flucht vor Filch in den Kerkern und trifft ungünstigerweise auf seinen Erzfeind. Doch was passiert wenn Beide die gleiche wahnwitzige Idee haben, die sie vor einer Strafe bewahren würde?

Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

Harry bekommt eine SMS von einem mysteriösen Mann. Können die Beiden Freunde werden oder steht ihnen Harrys Grammatik im Weg?

Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.

Harry drückt Draco einen unschuldigen Kuss auf die Lippen, der von dieser Aktion komplett überrumpelt ist. Er weiß nun gar nicht mehr, was er fühlen soll und eine nervige Pansy hilft ihm auch nicht sonderlich weiter.

Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC

Osterhasen rennen durch die Schule - ausgenommen einer, der versteckt sich selbst, statt den Körben. Drarry

Es ist Weihnachten! In einem Anflug von Sentimentalität verbringt Harry Potter sein letztes Weihnachten allein in der Schule um seinen persönlichen Abschied mit Hogwarts zu machen. Aber wer ist schon ungestört, wenn Draco Malfoy umherschleicht...

This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...

I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.

Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.

It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

I want you to love me Harry x Draco

Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

ein klitze-kleiner oneshot über harry/draco. Spielt sich am silvesterabend, nach einem streit der beiden ab. Romance, fluff und vielleicht ein wenig Humor..? Slash und OOC warnung xD

Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.

Draco steht im Regen - als er plötzlich auftaucht. Mit einem Regenschirm. OOT! SLASH! HPDM

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.

Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.

PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!

Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?

Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.

PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.

Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.

Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!

Alkohol trinken kann nicht immer Spaß und Freude bringen... zumindest denkt das Draco. Wieso wacht er am nächsten Morgen immer neben dem gleichen Typ auf? [Übersetzung] Slash! OneShot