Greetings, nobles all. This is the one and only Resident Drunk- and, to answer your first question, the name is an inside joke between myself, PrimeLaughter and Quillcox. I do not actually drink. Just because I know you were all wondering about that, friends :3. If you're on this page, it means you've read one of my stories and reviewed it! Good for you! (Hint hint.)

As far as fic goes, I mostly do pairings, both yaoi and straight, although I have been known to write general fics, which, predictably, tend to have much more concrete plots. I have a strange desire to write crossovers though...maybe later. (Late nights sap 40 IQ points from poor Resident- and I've only got like nine in the first place.) I also possess the world's slowest and most erratic update schedule. If I haven't added to your favorite fic in six months, it probably isn't dead, I'm just thinking about it. And doing homework. Homework doesn't take care of itself, you know. I will not all-out abandon your story without a statement on this site to that affect, so never fear.

As for personal information: suffice it to say that I wear glasses and like ice cream, history, and black. I could tell you more. But then, y'know, I'd have to kill you.

-The Resident Drunk