Okay, listen up!!

This is totally hilarious, and makes everyone laugh (but, then again, people always laugh because they think I look funny, so, yeeeaaahhhh), so listen, ahem, READ this very, very carefully.

MY Favorite Sayings

(all said by me)

"Grrrrr"

"-glares-"

"-gloom-"

"Oh, the irony."

"-twitch-"

"-blink blink-"

"No comment."

"Be the best friend."

"-!?gasp!?-"

"-shrug-"

I made up notecards saying those phrases and held them up in history class. It scared my teacher. He told me that he had thought he'd understood me until then.

Other Quotes

"You need help," -everyone I know, plus a few random passerbys

"Mr. Terrorist, what's your view on President Bush?"-Shelby

"Mr. Mad Scientist, sir, can I push that red button?"-Kiley

"You are way too old to be throwing food!"-my teacher, in the cafeteria

"Do you understand what you are doing?" -many people I know

"All absolute statements are false, including this one," -my shop teacher

"Smile-your on camera,"-me on my gigantic constitution test (the answer to the question: What is the 5th article called?)

"...you people are weird..."-Margaret

"Stupid switch! Fricker fracker frickin' freakin' fic!"

"Freaking ho ho ho, that was mine!"

"'Santa's a stalker!"-ALL said by Sky

"Eat the fish!"-Margaret

"Is this for a grade?"-Kaitlyn interrrupting my friends and me as we made up a list of questions to ask an assasin

"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."-Shelby

"Yes, this is the band sub. Office, I'm sorry to bug you, but we had a ck student leave to go to the restroom ten minutes ago and he still hasn't returned. I don't know if he's sick or what. Do you need to, uh, send in a male faculty member after him?" -Band sub

Book Quotes

"You want me, a person who can't lie, to lie about the fact that I cannot lie?" -Frizz Extras/Scott Westerfield

"Don't worry. It's hard for a mountain to sneak up on you."-Miki Extras/Scott Westerfield

More up soon!

I am 14. Hahaha

6-2-2008