Emmettbitmejealousmuchhide bio
 Holy crayola!! Could it be? An about me? Yeah as you can see I'm so Dr.sues. Or A Stephaine Meyer, nor will I ever be. My name is Sarina. I think I suck at writing and updating for that matter. I get writers block way to easy. I would apologize for my horiable updating skills but I wouldn't mean it. I can't spell for shit. Thank god for betta's! Twitter- the legal form of stalking! :D So you can bug me about updating more. If any one is wondering about the story 'Oh my my my', although I hight doubt any one is, I deleted it because honestly it was not going any where. Also I have not updated in a long time. I am thinking about starting a new story soon, hopefully I will have more time to update and all that good stuff. |
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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Knights of Honor by katmom reviews
"Age of Edward" contest entry. Lord Edward is an Honorable Knight on a secret mission, Bella is offered to him as a gift from the Evil Duke Aro. AH/AU/Lemon/M rating/OneShot/Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the trees, the darkness is radiant by SamieJamesBait reviews
"I don't know what it is about you, but I don't want to kill you, Bella." He turns to leave, but pauses and turns back to me. Smiling sadistically, he continues, "Yet." Darkward. Dark Theme. It's not a fairy tale. Entry for the Pick a Pic challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SexEdward by Mrs.Cullen4Ever93 reviews
OOC AU AH.Bella Alice and Rose are sex ed teachers. What happens when the class they teach is Mr. Cullen Middle school Bio Class. Rated M for future LEMONS! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,593 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Punish Me by simplegirlsandkatiegirls reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Together Is Just Never Quite Enough by Brooklynn10 reviews
An adventure of two strangers who meet by chance and change each other's lives. A train ride, two iPods, and a love that grows from the beginning all the way to the end. Lessons learned, dreams achieved, and lives changed forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,087 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Night to Remember by TwiHardPotterHead reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose are roommates in college and live below three rowdy boys. They get sick of them one night and lure them back to their bedroom for a little fun and games. M Lemony. E/B. J/A. Em/R OOC/AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Incest Holds the Family Together by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella and Edward are cousins. After a family reunion, their platonic relationship begins to change. Is Bella really incestrous for her cousin, Edward? Or is there more behind their family history? Bella's POV!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
Like a Virgin by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncharacteristic by MyLemonyAlterEgo reviews
Lemmony One-Shot. AH/AU. Bella is forced to go to a club by Alice and Rosalie and ends up doing something quite uncharacteristic because of it. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Can't Break by BloodyxLove reviews
This is the sequel to The Incident. Edward and Bella's love is put to the test. Can they last the summer with this much drama. What will happen if they don't? All human. Lemon. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
False Pretense by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella Cullen is cheating on her husband, Edward. What happens when her tempermental husband finds out and wants to show Bella what she will be missing? LEMON one-shot, OOC, AU, and AH. Second lemon in my "path to becoming better at making lemonade."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution: Smexy Style by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a new arcade in Port-Angeles. Edward and Bella play DDR, but what happens when Edward can't control himself while watching Bella dance? ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete