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Name: Yukii Cross ... (call me Vicky)
Age: 127 (vampire duh!! really 13)
Hair: Purple with a tint of brown and red! (wooo! =D :P)
Eyes: Depends. Blue/Black!
Faves;
Books: Cherub, Hendersons Boys, Twilight (duh), House of Night, Demonata (Darran Shan), Cirque Du Freak (also Darren Shan =P), Wolf Brother
Manga: Negima, Gunslinger girl, Vampire Knight, Death Note
Films: Angus, thongs and perfect snogging, Twilight (duh), Hellboy ll, The Grudge l, ll and lll, Dead Silence, Tenacious D (The Pick of Destiny), Angry Kid (MEGA LOLZ!!)
Bands: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Elliot Minor, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Bon Jovi, Green Day, Funeral for a Friend, Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Guns 'N' Roses, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Avril Lavigne, The Blackout, Linkin Park, Muse, Papa Roach, The Prodigy, Tenacious D and many, many, many more!! LOL =P =D

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say My Chemical Romance
You say prep
I say emo
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Lacuna Coli
You say Superman
I say Emmett Cullen
You say I'm a dork
I say Thanks.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! Lets do it again next week!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you!

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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CHERUB::::::AFTERWARDS by sophie9308 reviews
James and Lauren Adams - two highly sucessful CHERUB agents. But what happens when they're all grown up? Would their kids ever become CHERUB agents? And why have Lauren's children never met their uncle? YOU REVIEW, I'LL UPDATE. happy reading! :D
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,026 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 12/13/2008
Spellbound by Claire Bloom reviews
Imprisoned by the malicious James, Edward meets the bewitching Isabella. As he battles with his enemies, his conscience and his bloodlust, he finally falls for her whilst she ignites his male desire's & awakens his Vampiric cravings. With Vamps/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,649 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
G'night Booksie by Enelya Telrunya reviews
The journal of Monica Mastrelli as she becomes Mr Crepsley's assistant and even falls in love with him. Being re-written under the name of The Vampire's First Assistant!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Mr. Crepsley
Live Love Die by E.J. Dulore reviews
Darren and Evra are walking in the city when the stumble upon a boy unconcious in an alley. Or is it a girl? Rated T. May contain mentions of rape. I've now written an extra!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Darren Shan
Fitting in by Azar's Curse reviews
Shadow Roth wasn’t your normal girl. What kind of normal girl hides her face beneath a hooded cloak, has two short swords hidden in her room, or refuses point blank to talk about her past? Why on earth is she in Nebraska Home? Will she fit in at Cherub?
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
CHERUB: RUSSIA by Mofrix reviews
A re-done of the General, where James goes on a mission back to Russia with Kerry and trys to win her back, without dieing first.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ada's CHERUB by kumikokat reviews
Kerry's daughter Ada has passed basic training, but will she sink or swim at CHERUB? Sequel to Happily Ever After. It is not necessary but HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to read that first. COMPLETE.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Truths Are Hard by demondanny123 reviews
SEQUAL TO DARES ARE EASY! Everyone is back and they are playing a new game. Truth. This will bring people closer and push others away. ABUSE SLASH VanezXKurda. ArraXLarten
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kurda Smahlt, Vanez Blane - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
CHERUB goes back to school by prayforme reviews
What happens when CHERUB's top agents Kyle, James, Kerry and Lauren are faced with their toughest challenge yet...SCHOOL! more importantly will James get caught flirting with his science teacher to pass the upcoming test. Set after the general enjoy!
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
CHERUB in the dark by prayforme reviews
Its an ordinary Friday night on Campus... That is until, the power cuts off resulting in devastating consequences but admittedly, kinda entertaining and humorous for us for the soon-to-be, current and used-to-be agents and staff.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Edward can't stall fate. He loses control and attacks Bella on the first day they meet, but realizes he can’t follow through with draining her. Can Bella still love the monster that stole her life? AU, rated M for mild language and sex. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,020 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Rouge by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Songfic. While the Cullens are in France, Em & Jazz drag Eddie to the Moulin Rouge where he meet up with Sapphire, a dancer there. Sapphire's ONLY her stagename! ExB - Major AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Unraveled by misticbutterfly reviews
The sequal to 'New Destiny' Erik's POV from Betrayed. When he returns to the House of Night everything starts to unravel right before his eyes. His relationship with Zoey is put to the test as he discovers his true feeling for her. COMPLETE!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,647 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Stormy Times by Jack Noshima reviews
Sequal to Unrequited. Revenge is a dish best served cold, but Kerry's has been in a freezer. Fires burn and trouble comes in all forms on CHERUB Campus. Please RnR.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
The Cullen Casino by nCo reviews
When Bella moves to Las Vegas she meets the wierd Edward Mason. However, she doesn't expect to be dragged on a whirlwind of adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,388 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009
Missing by luvindrewfuller reviews
James is MIA in Ukraine caught in a gang war, everyone else on campus is worried sick about him but Bethany who seems to have her own agenda with some faces from the past, and Lauren? She's barely keeping herself together and only her brother can help...
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,913 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Happily Ever After by kumikokat reviews
James is working as head of maths at Cherub, but when he accidentally lets slip to a reporter that Cherub exists, could it spell the end of Cherub forever?
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Vampire in Distress by Amber Hart reviews
Edward is having trouble adjusting to the "new and improved" Bella. Set after Breaking Dawn. I know the summary tells you nothing, just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,699 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dares are easy! by demondanny123 reviews
Vanez gets a dare to have sex with Kurda... He thinks it'll be easy. How wrong he is. SLASH! Obviously! COMPLETE!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Kurda Smahlt, Vanez Blane - Complete
New destiny by misticbutterfly reviews
Erik's point of view in Marked. From the fist time he spots Zoey in the hallway. His destiny is changed forever. COMPLETE!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
No Such Thing As Pain? by Kerributterfly17 reviews
At the begginign of Maximum Security - What if James did go on the recruitment mission? What if he met Dante, the girl immune to pain? My first FanFiction, reviews are welcome!
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
The Life and Times of Megan Wolfe by Mad-Hatters-Apprentice reviews
This is the story of one Megan Wyvan, Code name Megan Wolfe. A new and special operative, specificly chosen by Cherub as their new shining star. A girl with a dark past can she find the family she needs at C.H.E.R.U.B.? Listed humour but so much more.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Twilight: IPod Shuffle Challenge by Completely Dipendente reviews
5 Songs. 5 Short Stories. Read inside for all the gory deatils lol.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Unrequited by Jack Noshima reviews
Things aren't what they seem for the CHERUBs. What once seemed like hate now will turn to love, but as with love not everything works out well. Unrequited love grows and passion blossoms. Finished, will start a sequal if I get a few good reviews please RR
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
How To Save A Life by Harley Black reviews
What is the target's name?" I asked. "Renesemee Cullen." Joham stated. He wants me to hunt a child? R/R please. Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,114 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Emmett vs the nintendo wii by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
Well the titles really explains it's self. Basically the adventures of Emmett and his Nintendo wii. Must read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008
When Alice and Emmett Break the Rules by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
When Alice and Emmett get pay back on the family for making restrictions on what they can and cannot do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
41 Things Emmett Cullen Must Not Do by Shikamaru's Shadows reviews
Self-explanatory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Blooded I by Yuckle reviews
AU. Slash. For 17 years he's been waiting, wanting to become like the ones who raised him. From being pampered and protected by the coven, is Darren really ready for cruel reality and the harsh, painful truth? LartenxDarren,GavnerxKurda,VanchaxMika.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
22 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
Just like Emmett, there are things Alice isnt allowed to do. Yes this was already up but I was informed about a mistake I made so I fixed it and put it back up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Alice - Complete
24 Things Emmett is not Allowed to do Ever by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
The title tells you everything. Also instead of expanding on this list I am going to make a list of things each Cullen cant do. Ex: Edward is not allowed to, Alice is not allowed to, ect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Trash Cans and the Freshmen by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
It's the first day of school and Emmett wants to torture some freshman
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
James has to go gay by Drewgie reviews
in the title. lol hopefully i complete this one and hopefully this one is beetter more r&r. dont get the ratings plz tell and i think t is the eviler one so it is bad lololololol
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Tough Love by PeachyKeenRainbowJellyBean reviews
She has a new name, new friends, a new school, new goals, a new outlook on life, new fears, new loves. A new life. Carla Suares has joined Cherub and hell mend anyone who stands in her way, cough James Adams cough! Temporarily discontinued, apologies!
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
Cherub: Target by Dartboy reviews
James is on a low key mission and everything is going smoothly but what happens when he finds something of great importance, something that could cost 100s of people their lives, the lives of the people who are closet to him. Chap 6 UP! PLEASE REVIEW
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007