hey peoples!

Umm... how to write this, I GOT IT!

this is a random questionaire!

what is your FULL name?
Bailey Lorelei Lewis

what is your CURRENT age?
14

describe your APPENERCE.
my hair is ORANGE (think Josie from strange days at blake hosley(sp) high) that's naturel
my eyes are green, like creepy green.
um... i'm average hight, underweight

discribe your FRIENDS
umm... k
LewisBailey( his real name) - blonde, weird, thinks he's funny (boy)
Reily Parker - Brown hair, werid, funny mom (girl)
Parker Reily - black hair, weird(are you noticing a patteren?), funny looking. (boy)

discribe your SIBLINGS
Serena - Blonde, nice, out of collage, married, has a kid (ha ha i'm an aunt) and is pregnant.
Chase - Brunette, fun, in collage, married, kid on the way. (chase is a boy)
Jason - blonde, boring, football super star, near perfect.
Brittany - blonde, cheerleader, my rivals idol, also near perfect

discribe your PERSONALITY (i like caps lock)
unusual, kooky, moody, hating of cheerleadrs or at least the ones at my school (mainly because they idolize my sister) incredibly dense, ditzy at times.

INTERESTIN CONVERSATIONS AND PHRASES
Bales, the eggs are telling me to worship satan. (Reily)
Parker, stop laying demonic eggs! (me)

one of these days Tie dyed shoelaces will rule the world and i will be their queen! (me)

your shoecales are tie dyed (anyone that notices me shoelaces)
really, i've never noticed, i just ti dyed them, put them in my shoe and protected them they they were my babies. (me)

i think my cousin's officially gone insane. (me)
why?(Reily)
she's running around like a chiken with it's head cut off screaming "i've gone insane (me)

do you know how hard it is to do a split in a pair of jeans? (me)
no, and ow (Lewis)

What if monkeys could fly? (ME)
I'd be their Queen. i mean king! (Parker)
u had it right the first time, Queen (Lewis)

my rap:
yo yo yo, my name B-izzle,
i like more than a drizzle
if u mess w/ me
u will c
what ur insside are like oh yepee
yeah i'm white
but i am right
mess w/ me u'll be up all night (it was a school thing)

they got rid of constentine! (Reily)
who? (me and Lewis and Parker)
the cutie with long hair. (reily)
oh that's not cool! (me and Lewis and Parker) (yes Lewis and Parker are gay)

why do we listen to adults? (Lewis)
Cause we're too damn lazy to take care of our selfs (me)

Reily - let's make marshmallows!
me - won't we need like sticky stuff for that?
Lewis - i have Tape! that'ssticky!
Reily - no, i mean roast them
me - i get to start the fire in my living room!
Parker - no! you can roast marshmallows in the microwave
me - k, (gets out marshmallows and put them in for like three minutes.)
two minutes later
me - umm.. guys
others - yes?
me - the marshmallows are freaking out! (then they blew up)

mr towers - the age old question what came first the chicken or the egg
me - the sugar!
mr towers - what does that have to do with the question bailey?
me - nothing, but the sugar in ur pockets leaking out.

Lewis - beat that bugger!

Parker - i may be gay but i can beat ur ass

Reily - all fights are fair, some are just in the other persons favor, cause of weapons, guns or cheating!

me - why do something you can others to do for you?

me - it's my life's goal to send at least 5 people to the happy house.

Reily - Bailey needs to tell the father about all the guys she's kissed this week
me - first, it was only 3, second, i'm not cathloic and neither are you!
Lewis - Bales, it's only tuesday
me - so?
Lewis - you are a slut!
me - so? wait! am not i'm just loved!
Parker - by guys with a love for Booty calls
me - go choke on a large pickle!

reily - scotts gone scotts gone!
me - so?
reily - i didn't like scott
me - so?
reily - he's no longer on the show
me - wait, what are we talking about

Lewis - why do gay people get beat up?
Reily - i don't know?
Parker - cause they think we'll hurt them
me - yes you faries are scary (then they attack me i'm ticklish)

Reily - did anyone ever figure out why the chicken cross the road?

Lewis - bailey, why are you laying on the floor?
me - i want to

Parker - chickens are the root of all evil

parker - school is the root of all evil

parker - cheese is the root of all evil

Brittany - all problems can be solved with calm thinking
me - or vodka and sugar

Jason - bailey if you are going to take a shower, please clean out the drain
me - dude, that's urs and brittany's i'm not blonde
Serena - u sure don't act non-blonde

chase - sit down shut up and tell me about ur day

me - why did they invent chia pets? the fuckers won't grow!

Reily - i hear one more gigapet beep i'm going to walk to the people that invented them and shoot them in theiir fucking heads!

Parker - what is the point of plummer in a can, it doesn't work anyway

me - lewis, go eat steak (to me that's an insult i'm a vegitartian)

me - why don't animals talk?
Reily - if adults don't listen to us, why would they listen to pets? in a feww generations kids won't be able to speak until they grow up

Chase - Bales, can you hand me the stun gun?

Serena - remind me why i had kids

Jason - dude i totally like, tackled the other dude and the dude was like WAM! i was like dude, are you like ok dude?

Britany - if you can't cheer you aren't worth a skirt.

Me- if you wake up and you ain't possesed or on fire, you're having a pretty good day.

my nick names

balesie
Balesiebabe
Babs
Princess Bales
Bales
Bay leaf
Bail jate
B-izzle
and for some unknown reason - jessica.

people that e-mail me (sometimes)
Aseret kitsune
Beezlee
Githoniel
Huckapoo13142

feel free too e-mail me anytime purpletiedyedshoelaces@hotmail.com

my fave links

albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

k,i don't know if they worked as links, but i think they are funny and have most of the words memorized.