SauerkrautScones:

SauerkrautScones is a girl who picked the name based off of an inside joke with her co-conspirator for the account then found out that it was an actual food. She is now on a quest to find or attempt to make to make it if all else fails because she loves sauerkraut. Normally found in school uniform with her signature orange necklace she is the hopeless romantic of the two and as such will attempt to write romance stories. She has found that she is fond of many things including the colors orange and gray, bourbon chocolate, and plushies. Plans for her future include learning as many languages as possible (with her two dominant ones being Spanish and French) to be a translator, while attempting to write a few book series as well.

Since becoming a fan of Hetalia she has been forced to admit that her mind it’s not the squeaky clean she liked to pretend that it was but that it leans more towards that of Hungary’s. The people parading around as muses in her mind have became fans of the show as well leading to many discussions over who the best character is. Being the leading personality she has declared it Francis Bonnefoy (whom she has also declared her lover), but expect her mind to be hijacked at times so England or Greece will make guest appearances. However the joint agreement was that Prussia wins if he wears the Panzer uniform because well…she did say she was like Hungary. Her preferred poisons for this fandom include the Bad Touch Trio and Germancest, though with Germany/Northern Italy thrown in for good measure…though she is a firm believer in EveryonexEveryone and will probably write that way. Though be forewarned everything will have a little France in it.

If you address her she responds to Sauerkraut, Kraut, SS, and The Future Mrs. Francis Bonnefoy, Francis’ Mistress, or The Frog’s Lover are also acceptable.

MintMarionette:

MintMarionette is not fourteen and can assure you that she passed her biology class. Take that as you will. She can usually be found next to her co-conspirator or at least on the phone with her. On a slight personal note Mint is hoping to attend a university for piloting and hopes to see the world as a traveler not a tourist one day. She is the Lithuania to Scone's Poland complete with a long history with a Belarus. Unlike her friend, however, she doesn't feel that Hetalia has altered her mind at all really. It was always this perverted and full of innuendos.

While her accomplice and herself have been known to share alter egos from time to time, Mint is far less of a hopeless romantic and prefers subtle sweet moments, perverted situations, or dark depressions. Though love of the Bad Tou... ahem Friends Trio is definitely shared among them. Mint is also pretty much okay with the WorldXWorld paring, but has her stick-lings. Her OTP's are AntonioxRomano, SwedenxFinaldn and Fem!GilbertXMale!Elizabeta.

She has one personal demand to anyone reading this, "If any of you out there are ever drunk on grape juice role playing as Lithuania NEVER agree to marry France! It will end with N.Italy being abandoned, Iggy being a whore, and you crashing on Poland's couch for a month."

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Spain

2. France

3. Prussia

4. S. Italy

5. Hungary

6. Austria

7. America

8. Belgium

9. Finland

10. Sweden

11. Holland

12. Seychelles

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Sauerkraut & Mint: No, because it would be odd… in a bad way.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sauerkraut & Mint: ...Sorry what was the question? We just remembered him that Panzer uniform.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Sauerkraut: That's not possible.
Mint: You stupid fourteen year-old fangirls stop failing biology! Mpeg is disturbing T-T

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Sauerkraut: No, titles come to mind but I remember quite a few.
Mint: The Christmas ones are especially adorable!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sauerkraut: Yes, yes they do.
Mint: England is jealous...not sure of who… but one of them is a cheating whore!!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Sauerkraut: S. Italy and Belgium cause Sweden would miss his wifey.
Mint: S. Italy and Belgium cause they are closer anyway.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Sauerkraut: He would, "I thought you could do better Belgium."
Mint: Does he really care about anyone other than himself?

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Sauerkraut & Mint: When the aristocrat's frying pan wielding maid was out, Francis thought he would stop by for a visit. His intention? To teach the musician a little about the cultures of fine wines and love of course.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Sauerkraut: I don't think so but the fandom is pretty big…
Mint: I second her opinion, then again, I haven't visited the Kink Meme in a few days.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sauerkraut: After the War
Mint: Fried Tomatoes

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Sauerkraut: They were a little too drunk at Belgium's bar.
Mint: A round of football got a little too intense.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Sauerkraut: America no, Finland yes.
Mint: America if gender bending counts, definitely yes!!

13) If you wrote a song-fic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Sauerkraut & Mint: "Per Pyrssons Dottar I Vange," –Falconer (it’s a Swedish folk love song.)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Sauerkraut: Warning Elizaveta would be very, very pleased.
Mint: Warning may contain Germancest under Frog legs.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Sauerkraut: "I've got a new brew in the back. Want a taste?"
Mint: "Want to be the chocolate on my waffles?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for ten/eight.

Sauerkraut: It well come eventually.
Mint:

17) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Sauerkraut: He would say, "Sorry for keeping Mattie from you're little family get together. Should I tell him about it?" then walks out to get Matthew.

Mint: He would say, "Francis, in my country we have a different way of showing our children love." then walk out.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Sauerkraut: Lovi wants to prove to Antonio he can handle being a true nation.
Mint: You know in all the fanfics I've read it has always been the other way around.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

Sauerkraut: Yes.
Mint: I expect her to write it & yes. I whore my country out just like everyone else.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Sauerkraut: Yes, even though Elizaveta to be married to Roderich fot it to happen.
Mint: Yes.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

Sauerkraut: No, all she knows about him is he likes football, Kiku, and taking his shirt off.
Mint: No, but she is fine with he his three activities.
Sauerkraut: Yes, yes I am.

22) Would you write two/four/five?

Sauerkraut: Why not?
Mint: With alcohol I know you can get two of those to do whatever you like and the other one can be bribed with what the other two are doing.

23) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Sauerkraut: Wifey!
Mint: When does his voice go above a whisper?

24) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Sauerkraut: Probably about a day ago...I don't see het that often.
Mint: About an hour ago...She cheated on Roderich with Gilbert and by the end Gilbert cried... just like usual… T-T I feel bad for Gilbo sometimes.

25) What is six's super-secret kink?

Sauerkraut: The other Germans...remember “Love thy neighbor.”
Mint: A maid outfit.

26) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?

Sauerkraut: No, because he resembles Denmark a little.
Mint: With enough alcohol and the right lightening all you see is tall, muscular, and blonde my friend. I know you’ve read enough France fanfiction to know that.

27) If three and seven get together, who tops?

Sauerkraut: Gilbert, he'll teach that young country what its all about.
Mint: Alfred, remember Gilbert already fell to his knees.

28) "One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

Sauerkraut: Elizaveta Knows Best
Mint: Crack Leads to Sanity.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Sauerkraut: Awesome, Belgium gets lines and Arthur admits his true feelings... its just like a Gilbert, Elizaveta, Roderich thing!

Mint: It would be interesting to eat a hamburger with waffles as the bread...you know he would do it. It’s sort of cute.