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WARNING STRANGE PERSON AHEAD!!Hi, my name is Bob or katie, but i have something really important to tell you...OMG i love books especially MAXIMUM RIDE AND TWILIGHT AND WICKED LOVELY AND VAMPIRE BOOKS AND THE INHERITANCE CYCLE AND ALEX RIDER AND well i could go on and on and yould get board!! If youve read any good books lately TELL ME. I recently packed away all my books and my life. JUst to tell you Im crazy and so are my friends so you may read some realy random and just downright wierd things. And while your at it if you LOVE twilight than check out my friend's profile: vansgurl144 and if you LOVE Maximum ride than check out xXxsilent but deadlyxXx!!

my favorite colors are black, silver, blue, silver, purple, and green

favorite drink is Pepsi

and favorite animal is a penguin

occasionally i love to waste my day reading manga after being on fanficton

i like locking myself in my room, away from my 2 little sisters, and reading and listening to music

my favorite bands are paramore, MCR, the acadamy is, Fall Out Boy, 3 doors down, panic at the disco, Daughtry, and ive got more but they arent coming to mind

during my free time i laugh at the most random things with my friends and during akward silences we just burst out with laughter

During math i love sitting there and staring off into space (even if i do get wierd looks!!)

my friend on her profile has: we make fun of eachother when we walk into stuff and how true!! I ran into a pole while walking across the Golden Gate Bridge and into this huge flower pot while talking to my best friends! They still make fun of me for it to!!

For any of you who may be reading this I have a question for you. Should i wright a fanfiction for a alex rider/ gallager girl crossover?? If youve read one but not the other than i recomend you do so but if you havent, oh well i still want to hear from you. or if you have other ideas please let me know. AND GO TINKERBELL. (yes i know im a dork and dont be like my mother and say that im a nerd) nad in case your wondering my avitar is of Max and Fang from maximum ride

these are some of my favorite sayings for reasons unknown to even myself:

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun..!

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.

Friend's will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"If you know me, chances are you hate me."

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."

And next time you're outside, go huge a tree. Cheers!!

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Truth, Fear, and Love by Spaidorade reviews
Max opens up to the girls about her fears about Fang, only to find out that Fang had been eavesdropping the whole time. Full FAXNESS! I do not own MR. I am a teenage girl, definitely not a middle aged man... No offense JP.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Max, Fang
Just Dance, Yeah Right! by A Beauty that's a Beast reviews
When Max's mom decideds to throw her a birthday party will it end in tears or love? Loaded with Fax, plus Eggy and a BIG surprise...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone by blessedbyacurse reviews
Max Ride/Twilight crossover: One of the flock gets injured, Max must go against her judgment and trust the Cullens to help them. It turns out to be a learning experiance for everyone involved... Find out what happens when 2 of the best book series collide
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Max
Chocolate Chip Skinny Dip by xXxsilent but deadlyxXx reviews
The title may be random, but this has cookies, truth or dare, and FAX! please read! this is mah first fanfic! so be nice haha R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
The Maximum IM Experience by RavenSparx reviews
Uh oh... the Flock has new computers, and it's time for some serious IMing! Full of FAX, humor, random mind-reading, embarassing questions, and even a little Eggy. Get ready for the maximum IM experience! Rated T for safety, really should be K .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
N Is For Naughty, but M Is For Manly! by Mayniac reviews
FAX! Max and Fang have a project to do in LA. What do all the kids in your household's names mean? Now A Two Shot! Yes, they are kind of OOC in my point of view. I WILL update The Making Of...! Has some badwords. FAX! Maybe Eggy or Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete