Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place: Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 19 is now posted.

X-Files/Forever Knight. Scully is abducted by a mentally unstable person that Mulder suspects is a vampire.

Primarily a Crossover between Hogan's Heroes and I Dream of Jeannie. Hogan and Crew come to Cocoa Beach in the 1960's, resulting in Majors Nelson and Healey and Jeannie going back in time to Stalag 13. Guest Starring Sidney Freedman, Samuel Flagg, and Vinnie Pratt From M*A*S*H. Special Guest Stars Major Major Major Major and Milo Minderbinder from Catch 22.

During the events of the Quantum Leap episode 'Future Boy', while aiding Moe Stein, Sam meets the actor who played the 1950's TV Superman. In the presence of the iconic original Man Of Steel, do all the usual rules apply? Note: The obvious actor is not named therein, and a few dates are fudged for story's sake.

Sherlock never got to jump off the roof of St. Barts, he never got the chance. Sherlock was abducted and held for 5 years, but now he has escaped. What awaits him as he returns to reality? COMPLETE

Alex Rieger is pressed for information on a past cabbie by Reverend Jim. Being Jim, don't expect all the questions to stay on this one planet.

Bucky Barnes is working his way back toward being a real person. Fortunately he has a support system headed by his overly invested best friend. Unfortunately The Future seems to get off on continually throwing him for a loop. Part of the Series Coulson Lives but the Avengers Might be the Death of Him

With the fall of SHIELD and the rise of Hydra it's a precarious time for Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Voices from all corners are clamoring for new rules or new oversight, even an end to Superheroes. It's a mad scramble to reestablish the Integrity of the Avengers and create a new system to protect the planet. Thankfully they're about to get some help from unexpected quarters.

A collection of one-shots, drabbles and other stories about the family of the USS Enterprise.

Earth's Mightiest Heroes have some serious issues navigating their down time. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Set post Sherlock RBF and post Torchwood Jack/Ianto hookup. Jack as John's biological father. Rated T for mentions of unmarried relationships.

Carter J. Grant's artistic work on the new CA books comes with mixed reviews from the Coulson, Barton team of comic critics. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

As requested by the fans: Following the plot of Breaking Destiny, this series provides glimpses of the characters' lives after the Nightmare's War and before the events of the upcoming sequel. Mostly PG-the rating is for the occasional intimate chapters.

In 'Act Your Age', older Ferb had seemingly not taken an offer of internship from a certain billionaire superhero. Ferb doesn't want to make war, nor does he want to make this a polarizing event with no editorial control. Nor will he explain why he's not on certain social media. He merely wants to register his opinion.

Ianto has had enough of being treated like a slave. Can his brothers help?

There's a point at which a machine becomes capable of thinking for itself. Beyond that point is one at which the line between machine and man becomes so blurred that one can no longer tell the difference. When does a machine become a person, and how does that person find their place in a sea of humanity? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

When members of the former 4077th MASH in the late 50's begin time-swapping with members of the senior staff of DS9, only the Padre can make things right, with the aid of some mysterious beings who talk oddly and look like his friends from the 4077th.

Buffy jumps at the end of The Gift, but lands... in the Tardis? And then things get really interesting. Better summary in profile. Buffy Season 5, DrWho Series 4, Torchwood Series 2.

Quark listens to a Human long dead, with a familiar voice, and is inspired. But is he drawing the right lesson?

Inspired by a line from "The Caretaker": "I lived among otters for a month. River and I, we had this big fight." Set between season six and season seven part two, no major spoilers, Doctor/River, rated for one curse word.

The Doctor put Gallifrey into a pocket universe, and now it's time to go searching for home. But despite escaping the horrors of war, Gallifrey is still a broken planet and has to rebuild. It might not be possible to survive until the Doctor finds them. And finding them could take a while - all of time and space is a lot to search through, even for a Time Lord.

The reactions and actions of different characters as they hear about the shooting in Magnussen's apartment. Set during HLV.

Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.

The time for Artie's and Lily's baby to arrive has come. Unfortunately, someone else shows up as well, someone with plans to turn this joyous occasion into Artie's worst nightmare. Now he and Jim must save the Gordon girls, or die trying. AU.

Bright, brilliant, eye-searing, and serving a purpose that far too many had ignored much to their detriment could be some ways to describe the 6th Doctor's outfit.

Poor Mrs. Ramsey doesn't understand how five-year-old Lily Watson knows so much about crime scenes, advanced weaponry, and complicated medical terminology. Determined to get to the bottom of the situation, she calls in Lily's parents - the perfectly pleasant, average, normal Mr. and Mrs. Watson - for a conference. "Appearances can be deceiving" has never been more accurate...

Settling into a new home and getting to know a host of new roommates can be a minefield of misunderstandings. There are a lot of days when Phil Coulson feels like he's getting too old for this. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

What happens when Captain America and the Howling Commandoes attempt to rescue the prisoners at Stalag 13, and they don't want to be rescued? A crossover between Captain America: the First Avenger and Hogan's Heroes. Winner of the Gold Award, Best Crossover, for the 2015 Papa Bear Awards for Hogan's Heroes 'netfic posted in 2014.

The Avengers scramble to pick up the pieces in the wake of the emerging Hydra threat. From here on out everything changes. (Post Captain America 2) Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

In this drabble, Sam must save an entire galaxy...by stopping a snack purchase?

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who Mindstorm and those who don't. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Unofficial rules that all crewmembers of The Enterprise must abide by.

An alien Queen comes to Earth seeking a mate, much to the alarm of humanity. But when the Doctor attempts to intercede, he's chosen instead! Unfortunately for the aliens, River Song is none too pleased. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan", also features Jack and Kate Stewart, rated for innuendo and some language COMPLETE

The Iron Man suit is a 100% enclosed environment, a very valuable feature if you're going to fly into space or fall into the ocean. It's also a very valuable feature if you hang out with the Avengers. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Mornings in Avengers Tower are always busy. Mornings when more than seventy-five percent of the residents have travel plans are really busy. Mornings when morons derail those plans? Well, that's when things get interesting. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

December's a time for friends and family, a time for tradition. And, if you're an Avenger, a time for exploding Christmas decorations to interfere with your evening. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Torchwood Tower Three is a place where Earth sends still-useful exiles: a Prime Talent, a technopath, and a biokinetic, drifting around in a station at the cross points of three universes and six galaxies. Then a man named Captain Jack Harkness falls through a tear between universes, and finds three very familiar faces on the other side.

It's Christmas time, and what says Christmas more than the hustle and bustle of New York shoppers. Steve's ideas for team bonding never, ever go like he plans.

Fresh off the events of "Day of the Doctor", the Doctor and Clara go to tell Jack the great news. The only problem? He's not buying it. The latest in my AU Jack and Eleven series which so far spans the end of S5 through the 50th starting with "Don't Stop at Hello", rated for alcohol and language EDIT: posted the wrong document first, fixed it now

They say time heals all wounds but Clint Barton knows that more than anything, time festers and the things we regret eat away at us like an infection. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

SPOILERS for Doctor who 50th Anniversary episode: The Day of the Doctor! -10th Doctor closed the door of his TARDIS and expected he's gonna lose his memories in a couple of minutes. "But," he stopped "Hasn't he said Bad Wolf?" (with the Moment as Rose Tyler/Bad Wolf)

The Ray Stevens comedy song "Shriner's Convention" is about a man causing all kinds of disruption at a Shriner's convention, where they all wear fezes. What if that man was the Doctor?

50TH SPOILERS: Where did the Tenth Doctor go after "The Day of the Doctor"? He did promise a certain someone he'd be right back...one-sided Elizabeth I/Doctor, rated for mild swear and innuendo

What did the 9th Doctor think of his new body, especially a certain prominent feature? "Day of the Doctor" tag, the one I wish Eccleston had let us see. Vague spoilers, and it won't be nearly as funny if you haven't seen it, so watch it first. Because it was still fantastic.

One decision can change the course of history. The Doctor stays for Jenny's funeral on Messaline, and is present for her revival. At her father's side she begins to travel, but just like anybody else, she discovers there is far more to travel in the TARDIS than what meets the eye. ((on undefined hiatus))

"'Wait. Did you just say Bad Wolf' Ten asks, something twisting in his hearts." Or, a fic in which Ten is not so quick to give up the Bad Wolf question and ends up reuniting with Rose. Sort of. Mid-"Day of the Doctor" AU. Ten/Rose.

Someone starts leaving festive comments on John's blog. He loves Christmas, so he loves it. Sherlock, however, isn't so much of a Christmas person, so he finds it rather... annoying. A 221B and a song!fic in every chapter. Sherlockian Christmas carols!

The Avengers get in some down time after a rough mission and decide to spend it acting like normal people for a change. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

It's Movie Night in Avengers Tower. With so many differing personalities it's hard sometimes to find a film that everyone enjoys. If it's Tony's night to pick, even more so. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

While running from his prophesied death, the Doctor decides to help a certain someone achieve what they thought was a far-fetched goal. Set at some point between "The Waters of Mars" and "The End of Time", parody/crack only because I actually wrote this crossover (which I would've put in the crossover section, but the other half of this doesn't have a category from what I can tell)

Three Watsons discuss how horrible their Sherlocks are. Meanwhile their Sherlocks deduce each other. Crack!fic one-shot. Recently updated to include season three of Sherlock.

It was Captain America's team, ask anyone you like. Anyone, that is, who wasn't Phil Coulson. Not that Phil would necessarily tell you the truth, he'd offer his half-indulgent smile and a knowing look. But he knew. He knew who'd built the team from the ground up. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

You've heard about the very last Timelord, but what about the very last time cow? Something my friend and I came up with. It's also on Quotev.

Being a doctor has its advantages. He knows how to put people back together, and he knows how to take them apart. 221B is forced into a hostage situation, and John seems to be the only one who has the power to get them out of it. Includes BAMF John, protective Sherlock, and several unfortunate criminals who mess with the wrong army doctor. No slash.

There are no dummies in Avengers Tower, there aren't even any average people. Sometimes the brightest crayon in the box isn't exactly whom you might think it is. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Super soldiers have amazing metabolism which is great for healing super fast. It's not so great if the super soldier needs anesthesia. Tony Stark has this stuff covered though because if there's a will there's a technological way. The problem with coming up with amazing technological solutions is that eventually you get in a situation where you have to field test them.

Some of the best research in the world is going on at Avengers Tower, and the most cutting edge breakthroughs are coming out of the labs on level sixty-six. At least that's what Steve has been told. He's pretty sure "Scientific Advancement" is a relative term for what goes on in Technology Candy Land. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

The 50th anniversary doesn't go exactly as planned. It's never good having River and Rose, both wives of the Doctor, in the same place at the same time.

Steve's settling into his new life and slowly learning to make friends with his new team. Everyone but Tony that is. The man must have a thousand patents and Steve's pretty sure he holds the one on being an irritating pain in the ass. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

In which the team speculates on the potentially existing romantic relationships between SHIELD assets and Darcy introduces everyone to fandom. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

A storage container with Steve's name on it turns up in the bowels of SHIELD and its contents reveal startling truths about the past as well as the future he's living now. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Natasha Romanov doesn't take anyone's crap. No one's. That's why Phil Coulson is so sorry that she took his. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

If you can't take the heat you should stay out of the kitchen. The same applies to the wrath of super heroes and Avenger's Tower. Of course, wrath is messy, and somebody has to clean up after the kids. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

It was supposed to be a simple night out in New York, a chance for the ladies of Avengers Tower to kick back with some drinks, get together, have a few laughs... So how did it all go so badly so quickly? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

"Did you hear about our John? He's a gay man now." Pre-Reichenbach. Slash or not is up to you.

Darcy Lewis had known from her first day that Dr. Jane Foster was going places and that those places were probably going to be exciting and potentially well paying. And she'd promised herself that she wouldn't let her total lack of understanding of particle physics stand in her way of a good thing. She just never planned for it to lead her to the middle of New York.

After seventy years napping in a glacier there are always going to be loose ends to tie up, and that's why it's good to have the help of friends in high places. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Sequel to "The Missing Mollies." Sherlock and John take Monk's offer and come to San Francisco, but Monk seems usually cold. Then, people close to Monk's heart become in danger. Is another Brit they know living up to his promise? Why does Monk have a chip on his shoulder, and will it hinder him from solving the case? Please read and review.

Tony Stark buys things, expensive things. Sometimes he buys things he shouldn't. Sometimes he thinks he has a really good reason, and sometimes it all just kind of blows up in his face. Especially when the things he buys come with an NC-17 rating. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Never let it be said that Tony Stark doesn't pay his debts, generously, exorbitantly even. Though mostly he'd just be happier not ever being in anyone's debt at all. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Tony and Steve make some round-about apologies for the harsh words they shared when they first met. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

War is Hell, and the Avengers have seen more than their fair share of Hell. Coming out the other side okay is all about the people who have your back. Really good hot chocolate doesn't hurt either. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Tony Stark doesn't play well with others as a general rule. When he does manage to find people he can get along with he does what he can to keep them, and if that means resorting to some slightly underhanded tactics then so be it. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

The prophecy was clear. The Doctor's song would end that day. But the Master didn't know that, and even if he had, he had never been one to follow rules anyway. Now with his body breaking down from his sabotaged ressurection, he has to co-operate with the Doctor in order to stay alive. And with the drumming silenced, he realizes he must regain his old friend's trust.

Warehouse 13, the Library - what happens when the two places go after the same artifact? First Published in Our Favorite Things 28.

Nearly three years have passed since Sherlock jumped, and now he comes home to finish what he started. He wants to finish with John by his side. But that may not be as simple as he first thought.

Th first time Ianto Jones meets Captain Jack Harkness, the Captain is... Well, "indisposed" is the polite way of putting it. Part two of the Going Batty series.

The 456 are Junkies. Highly intelligent Junkies, with lots of blissed out time in which to think up more ways to get their fix. Why would they gas a building full of people who may live to create more children? The gas is more than anyone knows, and it's reaction to one Ianto Jones is more than anyone, even the 456, could have thought. CoE Fix-it, swearing, full summary inside

Ianto is a vampire. Cue Owen's obligatory Twilight jokes.

The Avengers consist of; A genetically engineered super-soldier, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a Norse god, a nuclear physicist with rage issues, a biotechnologically enhanced assassin, and a guy with a bow. This is the story of how the guy with the bow decided that being family to a bunch of misfits wasn't so bad.

In a tavern somewhere in the universe (or not), two kind-hearted sergeants discuss friends, enemies, and why it was hard to decide who was which.

The Hokas, whom I have gleefully borrowed from Poul Anderson & Gordon R Dickson, are notorious for their prodigious imaginations. So what happens when they get exposed to Doctor Who? A one-shot - unless I think up some more later.

After Sherlock's Return, John notices a change in Sherlock. The detective's a little more calm, a little less rude, and just a little more human. Rated M for tons of angst, language, character death, suicide, and obvious trigger warnings... Involves Sherlock&John, but also features Mycroft, Mrs. Hudson, and 'Mary'. Post-Reichenbach, spoilers.

With a sudden change in the Shift-underworld the criminal dynamics are thrown off balance - and the consequences bring more than expected... Sequel to 'Shifts'

An odd juxtaposition of two even odder characters.

For a challenge I was given five words and had to write ficlets on each for Miss Piggy. The words were purple, sousaphone, appendicitis, chemistry, and poem... and they turned into a series of little crossovers :)

Ianto has a new pet, and Jack is waging a desperate war.

AKA: The Story of How TC Watson Got His Name. Prequel to "The Most Powerful Piece on the Board"

Jim learns of his fate once they return to Earth after the Narada. Pike is diabolically pleased to be delivering the news.

Or, five times Ianto Jones called Mycroft Holmes 'Tad', and one time Mycroft called Ianto 'Son.'

Seven-year-old Tabatha Tyler is going to be a big sister, and being the curious child she is, wants to know how it happened. This leads to her asking the question every parent dreads, and good ol' Uncle Jack is the one she grills for answers. Nine/Rose child plus Awkward Captain equals Fluffy Fun Times.

-SPOILERS FOR ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS- Oswin Oswald was born a human being. She lived her life as a human being, and she died as a human being. Her humanity was hers and hers only, and there wasn't a thing in the universe that could take it away from her. Rating for character death.

After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.

Very short little poem that takes a look at the Doctor and the Master in their childhood back on Gallifrey and moves onwards through their lives.

Last of the Time Lords written from a different perspective. One-shot. "I had to turn away, because it hurt to see him crouched on the ground, tears pouring down his cheeks, crying his hearts out over the man who brought the Earth to its knees and ground it into dust." Rated for angst.

John Watson, late of Her Majesty's Army and specifically a tour in Afghanistan, is drifting in London, alone and without purpose, until he meets two very remarkable people who will test his loyalty and change his life forever. Written for sherlockrebang, summer 2012. Triplicate crossover/AU with ACDcanon, DW, and Sherlock. Features Thirteen!Sherlock and Weeping Angels. Gen.

Cryptic clues from a kidnapping lead Adrian Monk to England to seek advice from the Reichenbach Hero. Sherlock is also working on a kidnapping case with similar clues. Believing the cases to be connected, these two consulting detectives agree to work together. Updated to be more consistent with "Sherlock" season 3 and some typos fixed. Please read and review if you haven't.

Living with Sherlock Holmes, John has grown somewhat accustomed to sudden, unexpected insanity. This, however, is a bit much, even for him.

John is a smart man. An educated man. He knows things. Things most people don't. He recites them in his head, not out loud, never out loud, least someone hears him, but he knows. !Graphic content. You have been warned.!

When the going gets tough, the tough get hammering. 100-word Buffy / Avengers / Galaxy Quest crossover Drabble.

Darrin entertains a well-mannered guest known well to us but wholly unknown to him...

In his rage, the Doctor imprisoned the Family of Blood forever, sealing one of them in a mirror. Time changes all beings, especially if it's time spend with the Doctor, and the relfection in your mirror sees everything. Covers seasons 3 and 4.

Drabble, from an existing collection. Sherlock and John, Pernese style.

Sherlock doesn't understand boundaries. Sherlock just understands winning the game. The game of strip poker, that as it were. Friendship fic, could be squinted slash but Sherlock's too unromantic to make it so.

Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre

Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.

a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary

Shape-Shifters; the idolised, the envied, the loved and the hated. John has rejected who he is since he was a child but when he meets an eccentric detective just like him; will the man convince him to see the truth behind his form. Sequel 'Snake in the Grass' now started

John Watson isn't just the first flatmate Sherlock has ever wanted to keep; he's a puzzle. Beta'ed by quean of swords. This is the prologue/teaser to a longer story I'm trying to get organized and written.

UNIT intern Luke Smith is trying to look at a certain file, but can't get in. And he's not sure why. Pure crack, and Jack does not technically show up; he's just very involved.

A series of drabbles when different Sherlock characters meet different Muppets. Chapter Nine: Mrs. Hudson and The Muppet Show -End-

Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.

What happens when all the Doctors get together for a Christmas sing-along? What do you think? Insanity!

Written a long time ago; something that was floating around in my head and wouldn't leave me alone. Rated K for angsty-ness.

Most people would be slightly upset to find an alien in their living room. With all the things Greg saw since he met Dharma, this could actually be considered an improvement.

This is the way the world ends.

After 10 years of Leaping Sam is the closest to home that he has ever been, only about an hour in the past. But he has Leaped into perhaps the most compromising situation imaginable. Can Al and Donna fix Ziggy in time to finally bring Sam home?

Over the centuries, the TARDIS has been subject to some serious abuse from a certain evil Time Lord. Now in a human body, she and the Eleventh Doctor arrive on the Valiant so that she can deliver some payback in the form of slapping him across the face.

Just a short and silly sketch.

Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.

Torchwood is down a technical specialist and a doctor. Mycroft is trying to keep a genius and a doctor safe from Moriarty without having to spend too much on repairing the damage that a bored, imprisoned Sherlock can cause to a safe house.

Johnny and Jennifer both wake up together not remembering the night before, but what happens if Johnny was just trying to help her? Johnny soon learns that he was just trying to protect her from some one else. Johnny/Jennifer and some Andy/Bailey

A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS

And when you add a Detective Inspector to the mix... Triquel to Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot. John/Sherlock

And why is he pretending to be me? John Moriarty would really like to know who the hell this weird Jim bloke is and why he's impersonating him. Like John would ever try to kill Sherlock, the only truly interesting person he's ever met.

And it was shaping up to be such a *nice* afternoon...

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Anwen Williams was always curious about the coffee man who lived on the beach. Ianto lived but Jack still left. One Shot.

Mycroft shows his concern, just not in a conventional manner. Written for the sherlock remix for roses of anna's A Lesson of Brawling. Beta'ed by onedergirl

Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.

April 12, 2010. Sam Beckett leaps into a spy known as Orion to put right what once went wrong. According to Ziggy, that means Sam has to save Orion's life. It is NOT necessary to have knowledge of both shows to understand or enjoy. Sequels Leap For The Cape and The Dresden Leap complete.

When Shawn and Gus are called in on a case for an eccentric collector of alien objects, they get more than what they bargained for. One shot, Psych oriented.

Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.

Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel

Two years after Sunnydale collapsed, the Council decides to send someone in Cardiff, where strange things are happening. Seeing it as a retirement job, Buffy volunteers. She should have known better...

In December of 1954,the 4077th has an early post-war reunion in Tokyo. Things get bad when the army uses it for a PR stunt, then worse when Tokyo is under assault by a creature lifted from nightmares. The medics make a stand and aid the countless wounded.

It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.

When Booth and Bones find a sleigh with 8 reindeer on a roof, they think it's joke. When Parker convinces them to put on Santa and Mrs. Claus' clothing and get in the sleigh, they humored him. But when they begin changing... A Mr. C Christmas story

A consulting detective and a diagnostician from Princeton must reluctantly join forces to solve a mystery that threatens them both. Moriarty never expected this...

Was Henry Blake's death the sad fortune of war it seemed in 1952? Can Fox Mulder and Dana Scully help Hawkeye Pierce find out the truth? Or is Pierce somehow playing the two FBI Agents? How does the history of the 4077th tie in to that of the Consortium?

One Shot meeting of Jack and Al. Christmas 1999 in Las Vegas. Rated T for Jack's Language.

In a follow-up to 'Bread And Circuses', the Enterprise finds that, for all the firsts it has encountered, a momentous second may be at hand. Set in an AU.

When Hawkeye is ditched at the altar by Margaret, he meets a woman named Samantha with secrets of her own-including a secret about one of the 4077th's families. Meanwhile, the conspiracy that killed Henry Blake continues haunting them.

Potter finds that Pierce, Houlihan, Hunnicutt and the Padre have lost their minds. Pierce and company return home and find a death camp. Can Sidney save their friends? Will Hawkeye save the future? Based on the Star Trek classic episode, Mirror, Mirror

A woman accuses Potter of past war crimes. To make matters worse, the man who led Potter down that dark path returns as well, with mushroom clouds on his mind. Based on the Highlander episodes Comes A Horseman/Revelation 6:8.

The Enterprise finds a colony in the Sagittarian sector that should not be there. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, and a RedShirt beam down to investigate a world with dragons and dangers from they sky.

Wilfred Mott is knocking four times. The Doctor's death is at hand... or is it? Turns out there are quite a few people who have quite a few things to say about that.

"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...

Sorry about the shamelessly punned title. I couldn't resist. A gift fic containing crack, Jack Harkness, the Eleventh Doctor, Amy, Rory, Sherlock and John Watson. And the great question: Why Did The TARDIS Explode?

Sam Leaps into the arms of a blonde with a twitchy nose... From the fanzine "Green Eggs & Ham #5, May 1994

A one-shot in Helen Pattskyn's AU. Jack and Ianto get a call from Seren's school. What could their daughter have don to wind up in the head's office?

Vague spoilers for 'The Big Bang' and 'The Five Doctors.' Two Time Lords meet along an unraveling timeline.

It is early in the tenure of Colonel Sherman Potter. The death of Henry Blake still haunts the camp. When an old friend of Potter's arrives in search of a cure, Nicholas Knight gets more than even a vampire could bargain for. Can Lacroix be far behind?

Did you ever notice how all the bands appearing on 60's TV shows were second or third-tier? Here's what might have happened if the four top musicians of that era had appeared on the 1966 Batman. Note:Uses the light public personas of these real figures.

When Angel Investigations takes the case of a murdered acting agent, they have no idea what sort of people they're about to meet. And things seem to be getting more complicated.

Number Six confronts a man who claims to be a vampire, and a girl who claims it is her chosen task to slay them. In the world of the Village, can anyone or anything be trusted? - Presents an alt-POV on the events of the original Prisoner series finale.

In the wake of the Count's appearance in Sunnydale, another man shows up to dispute what the Scoobies think they know--a vampire with a Catskills accent?

Who picks up the pieces when two ubergeeks collide? What happens when Duncan Ballew shops at Chuck Bartowski's Buy More?

A British medic named Duncan arrives at the 4077th and begins writing home to his only relative. He is Immortal--and he isn't the only one there who is--or was. And why do two MASH regulars appear to be--watching things?

The crew of the USS Voyager meets the Space Family Robinson. The secrets of two crews come to light, including a family tragedy from the past and another in progress. Set after the end of LIS-TV, and at the tail-end of Voyager S3.

Sam and Al guest star in 'The New Scooby-Doo Movies' and try to prevent the gang from abandoning their quest to solve the mystery of The Eerie Admiral. Presented in script form.

Abominable: A Mulder & Scully, Rocky & Bullwinkle Mystery / Summary: Why I wrote this: Because the world has gone far too long without a Moose and Squirrel and Moose and Squirrel story.

Kirk and Spock are watching McCoy, and they don't like what they see. He has terrible nightmares, doesn't eat, and no longer finds any pleasure in baiting Spock. In fact, he seems to be avoiding the Vulcan completely. A conclusion to "Mirror, Mirror".

Tony discovers that sometimes you needed family as much as friend. Torchwood/NCIS crossover

Journey with Captain Barney Miller and the crew of the NCC-1712, The USS Pitlik, as they journey to Tantalus Five, where it seems Admiral Luger's nephew, Doctor Tristan Adams, may be up to no good. The old One-Two boldly goes where no precinct has gone...

Control Agents 86 and 99 face off against a madman planning to replace Humans with androids. If you read this, you will be facing redone plots, dated humor, snarky refs---annnnnnd Loving It!

Three years after Doomsday, Rose has adjusted to her new universe somewhat as the Defender of the Earth. But her whole life is turned upside down when Torchwood finds an abandoned Tardis in the Thundra. And just who is this Harry Saxon trying to woo her?

Sam Beckett leaps into a friend he thought long dead--Doctor David Banner. Things fall apart, but somethings just might come together, if Ziggy's prophecy of doom and hungry reporter Jack McGee can be put off.

She would take fire over water any day.' An AU ending to "Waters of Mars"; contains spoilers for that episode.

A little education on pop culture...at least that's the Doctor's excuse.

Two different forms of incompatible energy existing in the same space-time would create havoc, wouldn't it? What would they have to put right? Spoilers through Torchwood Children of Earth.

Crack!fic and silliness - with Luke, Sarah Jane, Wilf, Sylvia, Donna, Rose, Jackie, Handy, Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Barbara, Ian, Hex, Ace, Martha, Mickey, the Master, the Brig, Harry, the Daleks, and...oh dear... the Doctor.

Sam Tyler is the Master, stranded on Earth in the 1970s. But there was also another Time Lord stranded on Earth in the 1970s...

Jack and J chat in a diner after a mission.

Chuck never should've let Sarah watch Torchwood alone. Mini-one shot set in the Bright Side AU; completely and one hundred percent spoils the Torchwood serial "Children of Earth".

Was this what they saw when they looked at him, the Doctor wondered – a creature far beyond any simple understanding, ancient and dangerous and all too perceptive?

Max and 99 attempt to get away for a quiet vacation. Will it really happen? This is a Get Smart/Andy Griffith Show crossover. Please read and review!

The Doctor wasn’t ever expecting an Eternal to present him with a small child she said was his granddaughter, particularly since he’d never had children. But Susan turned out to be worth it. Long-ish. Spoilers for Fleur de Temps future chapters. Complete.

The song of Scotty, one might say, a parody of Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence" about his skill at defying those laws of physics.

Ok, it's one of the more improbable Leaps... From the fanzine Green Eggs and Ham # 9, May 1996.

Comic Relief" meets "Doctor Who". Check inside.

Blue box plus Red Dwarf times Cybermen, all raised to the power of Ten equals a bad day for the Doctor. Finally back in his native universe, he finds that the Cybermen have not been defeated and are trying to upgrade the crew of the Red Dwarf.

Still struggling to find his way home, Ten finds himself set squarely between the Klingon Empire and the Borg Collective. But resistance is never futile...

They are not alone, not anymore. Crossover with The Magic School Bus wait, wait, come back!

Ten. Daleks. Vader. Oh, yeah...!

After the events of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Captain John Hart has a lot of thinking to do. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A flash on a black Range Rover leads to an encounter with a group of people trying to lock up a real, live alien in the middle of Beverly Hills. Xover with TorchwoodDoctor Who.

Silly drabble about Kermit taking a trip aboard the Tardis

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy find themselves on the Muppet Show in place of their actors, thanks to some transporter mixup.

Time Traveller Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the body of NASA Psychiatrist Dr. Alfred Bellows after a huge time rip puts project Quantum Leap and the Space Program in danger. Several crossovers.

As the title would imply, this is a crossover between Gilligan's Island and Galaxy Quest. Inspired by the 1967 Star Trek episode The City of the Edge of Forever.

Sometimes people don't like publicity... 100 word Lois and Clark Men in Black crossover Drabble.

Two 1960's NBC shows in their prime. I smell crossover. Presented to you in living color.

A slightly humorous take on the events of Twilight no really!

Find out where those four cute little Tellytubbies actually came from.

Oscar wants information on a mysterious English group

When a mysterious corpse comes back to life, you know you're in a crossover with Angel... Sequels are BtVS crossovers.

Sam Beckett leaps into Drew Carey for a day