Psychotic-Chicken
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Joined 04-13-16, id: 7741097, Profile Updated: 05-16-16

First things first, I am homestuck trash and proud. As such, most if not all fiction published under my name will be related to said topic. With that said, I am quite partial (but not limited) to a little bit of animu and especially enjoy to compare characters and settings. Why do I mention this? To those yet to ascertain my intention, that is to say, I am drawn to crossovers. As such, It is likely that fiction published under my name will contain elements of both homestuck and another setting from anime. Finally, I find that the most irritating occurrence to happen when browsing fiction on this site is that you find a story you like, you are really getting into it but then, disaster, it ends abruptly, unfinished. You check to see when it was last updated and find that it's been 3 years. You are left to muse about the potential of this story, what it could have been if it had only been finished and how dissatisfying it is that it's not. As such, I aim to complete each and every fiction that I write before moving on to the next. On a side note, later stories will likely connect to previous ones, I'm a sucker for continuous plots.

In summary; homestuck trash who wishes to write fan fiction involving homestuck and anime. I aim to finish each story before moving onto the next and each one I write will likely follow a common plot, essentially linking each fiction into one huge mega fiction. The story to end all stories. The greatest story ever told. People will tell stories about the sheer magnificence of this story. I can see it now, an entire website dedicated to fan fiction about my fan fiction about homestuck and anime. It will go down in history as the greatest thing to ever grace the human race. We will introduce it to other intelligent life in the universe and swiftly claim dominance over everything as all bow down to the genius humanity is capable of. This is all true and not over hyped in any way shape or form.

Now, as a budding writer, I welcome as much criticism as one can offer. Just so long as it is constructive. By this I mean that you have clearly defined the problem, why you believe it to be a problem and maybe an alternative solution. I can do very little with comments such as "this was rubbish. you're an idiot. kys". The problem is defined as "this" which is meaningless to me without context. I can't see where this person may be indicating. How am I supposed to know what parts need to be improved? "you're an idiot" is equally if not more useless to me as an explanation as to why this person thinks there is a problem as no effort is given to try and break down the anything regarding the content. Finally, killing myself is not a suitable solution as upon doing so, I will be unable to work on improvements. As much as one may feel extreme hatred and contempt towards any and all mistakes I may make in the writing of the previously mentioned glorious story I ask that one shows restraint and write your criticism in a calm and orderly fashion. A compliment once in a while would be nice too...


Now, Less of my intentions, more on little bits of information about me, starting off with a list of fandoms that I consider myself to be a part of:

Homestuck Fairy Tail Touhou Fullmetal Alchemist Yogscast Warhammer (40,000) Okami Dark Souls Warframe Dungeons and Dragons Archer Gravity Falls The Venture Bros Undertale

As you can see, there's a fair few here. You probably have more than me. More power to you, however, none can hope to match my OTP's:

Dave X Dave (Homestuck) Dave X Dave X Dave (Homostuck) everything else X everything else (everything as a whole)

That's right, Only Dave is good enough for Dave and I can ship anything with anything (except Dave, since we have already established that he is only compatible with Dave). I once shipped business fish with Hatsume Miku. Try me, Give me any 2 (or more) things and I'll come up with a backstory as to why they belong together.


As an additional section, how many of you do those fun little personality quizzes and such? Things like "where on the hemospectrum do you belong?" and "what murder weapon do you use?". For those interested, I will display the results to some "relevant" pieces of information both regarding those fun little quizzes as well as a few extra little bits. Hey, It takes all types...

Patron troll: Kanaya Maryam

Zodiac troll: Equius Zahhak (Sagittarius)

God tier class and aspect: page of mind

umm, type of dreamer? Asymmetrical Derse dreamer

Fairy Tail Magic: Light

State Alchemist Title: Bending Water Alchemist

Fairy Tail Guild: Sabretooth

Gravity falls zodiac symbol: hailstone, if one accepts it's a thing


Back to the random tid-bits.

In warhammer 40,000, I play Tau, Eldar and Necrons

I once caught fire in a cathedral.

I appear to slowly be turning nocturnal.

After much debate, I literally had to get a professional opinion on what my eye colour is. (Grey)

Country of residence: UK

Age: My mass as described by contemporary physics should be roughly 14,000,000,000 years old

Current mental state: Questionable

Determination: Determined


Now, I only feel it's right to detail my interpretation of the ending of Homestuck since It will likely be relevant in fiction I write. This does indicate HUGE spoilers for the ending of homestuck. Please refrain from reading this section and by extent, fiction created by me if you have not finished homestuck (unless you have no intention of reading it in the first place and are confident that you will not be persuaded to do so). So yeah [SPOILER AHEAD]

As seen in the end, the green sun was destroyed, however, I personally believe it could have been restored using Calliope's muse of space powers along with Aradia's maid of time powers, tying into my theory of calliope intending to replace the shattered paradox space. A "controlled demolition" if you will, possibly orchestrated to stop Lord English (more on that later) followed by a restoration. Regardless of this, I also maintain that if the green sun were not restored, it's power would still be felt by those sensitive to it due to the nature of paradox space. By this I mean that the sun radiates its power through space AND time, hence why it's power can be demonstrated before its creation. This would mean that Jade and G-cat would still be able to demonstrate first guardian capabilities after the suns destruction. As for Lord English, I believe he was stopped by the creation of the breach, his unconditional immortality being somewhat negated from the fact he's not so much as 'dying' but being erased from existence along with the shattered parts of paradox space. Though this would also mean the end of Vriska and the ghost army and just about anyone else close to the event sans Aradia who demonstrated the ability to resist the pull of the black hole and calliope who used her own power to create the black hole. Caliborn, I believe, would be stopped as per the claymation depicted in "homostuck", either when the kids stepped through the final door or at a later arbitrary date courtesy of John's ret-con powers. Caliborn gets put into lil cal, universe portals, yadda yadda, Lord English. Lord English himself of course being able to survive the ret-cons due to his exclusivity to one timeline (and the fact that he mostly hangs around paradox space).

Next, (this section will likely be included as a foreword to any fiction I write involving homestuck) I will describe what I envision the characters doing in their new universe.

For a while, they will be content on their new planet. Long enough to build a civilization based around the newly constructed can town. Long enough even to see it spread to other planets. We're talking about thousands of years, the fact that the kids are gods giving them immortality (with the same limitations as they had in SBURB, so they can be killed if their death is just or heroic). They will still age, however, upon dying of old age, they will get revived back to the state where they first got their god tier powers. Basically, dying of old age is not considered just or heroic (by me). Eventually, they will grow bored of their surroundings, maybe even of each other and realize, they are the gods of a new universe so maybe they should start acting like it. They go their separate ways to travel the stars. Most aboard ships built by the carapacians (based on the designs of prospitian and dersite ships) while Jade would be able to instantly travel anywhere in the universe. The 3 kids in ships spend billions of years travelling around the new universe, Jade is able to find a planet with basic life relatively quickly. She appoints herself as the first guardian of that planet and nurtures it's inhabitants to intelligence. Many years later...[fiction start]. Meanwhile, the other kids are out in the universe, maybe they're still exploring, maybe they've settled down on their own planets. Their fate is yet to be decided.

without further ado, let's get on with it.