So, it looks like some little twat is going to start reporting my fanfics for their content. I'm too old to worry about prude little pussies who can't handle mature scenes. If my fics are taken down I will not return to this site. If you are a fan of mine you can find my fics on Archiveofourown dot org. My name there is A_Eelif or A-Eelif. I can't remember exactly which. I appreciate everyone who have been supportive. I am also going to start posting on quotev, but it may take awhile. Some of my fics are on tumblr but I'm not a huge fan of the site so I don't update their often.

I am not accepting requests at this time. I will let you know when that becomes available again. Thanks.

This is the link to my DA account: I dressed as Rangiku Matsumoto (Bleach) for Halloween 2012 and I carved a jack-o-lantern to look like Chibi North Italy (Hetalia Axis Powers) for Halloween 2012. I dressed as APH Poland for Halloween 2014 and carved a Kon from Bleach Jack-o-Lantern at some point. You can take a look at them on my DA page. I also have an account on fictionpress using the same pen name. There isn't much there, but you can go have a looksy if ya want.

Author's Note for Hetalia Series called "The Pros and Cons of Having an Italian Lover": Part 1 is called "For the Same Reason" (GerIta), Part 2 is called "For Now, This Will Have to Do" (Spamano), and Part 3 is called "Fratello Said You Didn't Love Me" (Gerita). All of these fics can be read as stand alone stories, but if you wanted to get the whole picture and you like GerIta and Spamano then feel free to read them in order.

Italy's song to Germany on Hetalia:

Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.

Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food,

And it doesn't suck like English food.

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.

It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany.

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.

My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me.

Is it a norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?

Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.

Yahoo!

"If it takes shit to make bliss then I feel pretty blissfully." -Modest Mouse

Favorite pairings:

Metalocalypse: Toki Wartooth (Uke)/Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Seme), Charles Ofdensen/Pickles the Drummer (Switch)

Bleach: Kisuke Urahara/Yoruichi Shihoin, Jushiro Ukitake (Uke)/Shunsui Kyoraku (Seme), Ikkaku Madarame (Seme)/Yumichika Ayasegawa (Uke), Shuhei Hisagi (Seme)/Izuru Kira (Uke), Byakuya Kuchiki/Renji Abarai (Switch), Ichigo Kurosaki/Uryuu Ishida (Switch), Gin Ichimaru/Rangiku Matsumoto

Full Metal Alchemist: Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye, Edward Elric/Winry Rockbell, Roy Mustang/Maes Hughes (Switch)

Dragon Ball Z: Bulma Briefs/Vegeta, Krillin/Android Eighteen, Gohan/Videl Satan, Goku/Chichi, Goten/Trunks (Switch)

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru/Kaoru Hitachiin (Switch), Tamaki Suou/Haruhi Fujioka, Tamaki Suou (Uke)/Kyoya Ohtori (Seme)

Inuyasha: Miroku/Sango

Fruits Basket: Shigure Sohma (Seme)/Ayame Sohma (Uke), Kyo Sohma/Yuki Sohma (Switch)

Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei/Kurama (Switch)

Baccano!: Jacuzzi Splot/Nice Holystone, Isaac Dian/Miria Harvent

Saiyuki: Genjyo Sanzo/Cho Hakkai (Switch, but Hakkai is Seme mostly)

Durarara!: Masaomi Kida/Mikado Ryugamine (Switch), Shinra Kishitani/Celty Sturluson, Izaya Orihara/Shizuo Heiwajima (Switch)

Angel Beats: Ayato Naoi/ Hideki Hinata (Haven't read many with them, but Hideki would be Seme)

Fairy Tail: Natsu Dragneel/Gray Fullbuster (Switch)

Gravitation: Eiri Yuki (Seme)/Shuichi Shindou (Uke)

Fushigi Yuugi: Chichiri/Tasuki (Switch)

School Rumble: Tenma Tsukamoto/Kenji Harima

Tsubasa: Fai D. Flourite (Uke)/Kurogane Suwa (Seme)

Black Butler: Grell Sutcliff (Uke)/William T. Spears (Seme)

Hetalia: Germany (Seme)/N. Italy (Uke), Japan (Uke)/Greece (Seme), America/England (Britian, UK) (Switch), Lithuania (Seme)/Poland (Uke),Austria/Hungary, Austria/Switzerland (Switch), Prussia (Seme)/Austria (Uke), Prussia/Hungary, Prussia (Seme)/Canada (Uke), France (Seme)/Canada (Uke), Spain (Seme)/Romano(S. Italy) (Uke), Russia (Seme)/China (Uke)

Loveless: Soubi (Seme)/Kio (Uke)

Sukisyo: Sora (Seme)/Sunao (Uke), Shinichirou (Seme)/Namine (Uke)

Soul Eater: Dr. Stein (Seme)/Spirit Albarn (Uke)

Gender: I always wonder this about people on this site...I'm female by the way.

Age: My bday is 9/7/1984. You do the math.

Location in the U.S.A.: Yes, I'm from Mississippi and no, we are not all racist! In saying I'm from MS just remember that when you read something I've written and it makes no sense then that's probably why it doesn't make sense...lol!

Education: High school diploma from Collins High School, Associates Degree from Jones County Junior College, and a Bachelor's Degree in Speech Pathology from the University of Southern Mississippi.

Employment: Bank Teller

Favorite Shows: Metalocalypse, Flight of the Conchords, House, Bones, Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men (Not Ashton Kutcher ew!), Boondocks, Venture Brothers, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, American Idol, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Guild, Saturday Night Live, Six Feet Under, Supernatural, Lost Girl, Salem, The 4400, 100...and I'm sure I'm forgetting a ton of things, but I'll update when I remember.

Favorite Animes: Fushigi Yuugi, Samurai 7, Miyazaki movies, Dragon Ball (Z) (GT), Fruits Basket, DNAngel, Bleach, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood too), Ouran High School Host Club, Evangelion, Deathnote, Trinity Blood, Moribito, Darker Than Black, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Samurai Champloo, Saiyuki, Mushishi, Yu Yu Hakusho, Outlaw Star, Gurren Lagann, Baccano!, Gravitation, Durarara!, Angel Beats, Black Butler, School Rumble, Elfen Lied, Ergo Proxy, Fairy Tail, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Hetalia, Junjou Romantica, Princess Princess, Loveless, Sukisho/Sukisyo, Sensitive Pornographs, Soul Eater, DNAngel, Psycho Pass, Fate Zero, Fate Stay/Night, Magi, Death Note, Princess Jellyfish, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Oline and probably a ton more, but I'll put them when I think of them.

Favorite Movies: Edward Scissor Hands, Blades of Glory, A Beautiful Mind, All the Evil Dead movies, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Star Wars (not the prequels), Mean Girls (but I don't know why), Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, I Love You, Phillip Morris, This is Spinal Tapp, Brokeback Mountain, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pan's Labyrinth, Knocked Up, Juno, Benny Joon, The Count of Monte Cristo, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wayne's World, Stick It, How To Train Your Dragon, The Woman In Black, 50/50, 21 Jump Street, The Hunger Games, Looper, Django Unchained, and once again probably a whole lot more, but hard to think of.

Favorite Books: Flowers for Algernon, The Book Thief, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Mortal Instruments Series, The Infernal Devices Series, Percy Jackson, The Lost Hero Series, The Cane Chronicles, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Sandman (Comics by Neil Gaiman), Llama, Llama Red Pajama, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, An Occurance At Owl Creek Bridge, The Lost Kingdom Series, The 7 Wonders Series, The Hobbit, Game of Thrones series, The Fay Series by Julia Kagawa, The Bane Chronicles.

Favorite Mangas: Bleach, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Mushishi, Gravitation, Tsubasa Chronicles, Saiyuki, Full Metal Alchemist, Deathnote, Rurouni Kenshin, D-Gray Man, Black Butler.

Favorite Music: My Chemical Romance is always at the top of the list! Red Hot Chili Pepper, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Green Day, 30 Seconds to Mars, Funeral Party, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Foo Fighters, Adam Lambert, James Durbin, Scotty McCreery, Linkin Park, Fuel, Blink 182, Simple Plan, Patrick Stump, System of a Down, Cute Is What We Aim For, Metallica, All American Rejects, Weezer,Sum 41, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, Ludo, Mika, 3oh!3, Neon Trees, Queen, Evanescence, The Darkness, Avril Lavigne, Andrew W.K., Phantom of the Opera, Ludacris, Blake Shelton, The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords and probably so many more... can't think!

Favorite Quotes/Sayings: "I'm not o'fuckin'kay!"-My Chemical Romance

"Candy tastes like chicken if chicken was a candy"-Toki Wartooth"

"You're headed somewhere, but I've been to somewhere and found it was nowhere at all"-Dr. Hook

"You guys are just a couple of see-through perverts"-Tasuki(Fushigi Yuugi)

"I'm not a cry baby, I'm THE cry baby"-Fall Out Boy

"The heart may be weak and sometimes it might even give in, but I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out"-Sora(Kingdom Hearts)

"Who would win between a hurricane and Ditka?" "Ditka!" "Hold on, hold on...the hurricane is Hurricane Ditka."-Super Fans from SNL.

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...you give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages, it gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'Maybe we should be just friends' or 'How very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love." -Rose Walker to Desire from The Sandman #65

"Everyone knows that I'm the baddest badass in school."- Kenji Harima from School Rumble

Celty: I need to hit you. Shinra: Do it! (BAM! Celty punches him.) -Durarara!

"Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill!"-Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!

"Leave the assualt and battery to the professionals"-Kyoya Ohtori to the Hitachiin twins from Ouran High School Host Club

"Oh, I'm shaking in my custom made baby seal leather boots!"-Megamind from Megamind

"You're Maki Maki and Maki is Maki. So, how can you possibly confuse Maki Maki with Maki?"-Yachiru Kusajishi to Maki Maki from Bleach

"You see this contact lens? It represents you, Flint Lockwood. You see my eye? It represents my eye." *puts contact in eye* "I got my eye on you!" -Earl to Flint from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

"Oh ho, is this your a picture of your girlfriend...or boyfriend...or gender neutral chibi thing?" -Random friend of Holy Roman Empire from Hetalia

Fun Facts About Me:

1. I only have one adrenal gland due to a rare (2 in a million people a year) disease called Cushing Syndrome.

2. My cat Albert (Albear) has an extra toe on both of his front paws. that's called polydactyl or a Hemingway cat.

3. I have broken five bones through out my life. Left wrist, left middle finger, right wrist, left ankle, right third toe.

4. I've had fifteen teeth removed. 11 pulled and 4 cut out

5. I have a My Chemical Romance tattoo on my right calf. It's the drum major on the Black Parade album cover.

I think that maybe you know a sufficient amount of information about me now. If you have any questions for me or if you just want to chat feel free to PM me.

I'm gonna do the things that I wanna do, I ain't gotta a thing to prove to you, I eat my candy with the pork and beans, excuse my manners if I make a scene. I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like, I'm fine and dandy with the me inside, one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink, I don't give a hoot about what you think...I don't care! -Pork and Beans by: Weezer