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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. So, I totally hate talking about myself. Anyway, I loved the Twilight series. Liked the movie. And I'm more obsessed with the fanfic than I should be. Some of it is seriously great. If you want to find me on the web www.twitter.com/seamonkologist AIM: seamonkologist last.fm/seamonkologist Obviously, I'm not exactly creative when it comes to screen names. Small Town Wonders has been nommed for the Indies! For the Best Undiscovered Erotica Complete category. I'm thrilled to have been nominated. First round voting is 7/8 - 7/12. Vote for me! |
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Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10843 - Favs: 12,319 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Danse Macabre by Devy-Artemis reviews
It began in Forks and ended in Seattle. We danced as predator and prey...and then somehow,we became lovers. Where will this dance take me now,I don't know,but I know that it surely isn't over. AU with lots of snark and banter,and of course,plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Bloody Valentine by SweetDulcinea reviews
I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blind Infatuation by SarahEllenCullen reviews
Every day at Forks High has felt like a living purgatory for Edward Cullen until the new girl, Bella Swan, gives him a reason for living and finally begins to overcome his depression from being blind. All Human. All rights reserved to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three of a Kind by ShockedUp06 reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
All And Enough by NanaMun reviews
Edward is fed up with Emmett's double life - as a straight football player and his lover - but he can't call it quits until the new boy shows up - gay and the new quarterback for the school's team and completely enamored with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward - Complete
Nights with Edward by hermione29 reviews
A story filled with lust, love, passion, and fluff. Everything you wished Stephanie Meyer had put in the books. Completely in character. Love scenes with Edward and Bella! First story, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
These Dreams by jbluvs2sing reviews
It's been 3 years since Edward left Bella in the woods...she is moving on but is still plagued by nightmares from time to time. Will someone from her past help her get through her difficult times? What dangers lie ahead for her? Will her dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,054 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Mergers & Acquisitions One Shot by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Entry for Slash/Backslash contest. Rated M, E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5908 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inconceivable by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Crack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Sin by Hibkei reviews
* Written for the Slash Backslash One Shot Contest* On the darkest night of the year for best friends Jasper and Edward, Jasper thinks back to the events of the summer that changed their lives forever. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indecent Proposal by StarlightSuccubus reviews
EDITED. Multi-millionaire Edward Cullen makes a proposal that Jacob Black can't resist. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Private Concert by AnotherStupidLamb reviews
OOC, All Human. We arrive in the middle of Duke University in North Carolina. Edward, a musical arts major, finds Bella, a photography major, watching his every move. Who's this eccentric, mysterious woman?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Arizona by Aisling-91 reviews
Edward and Jasper are in Arizona on business, but they take a little time to mix in some pleasure when they visit a strip club. ExJ/ExJxB. Oneshot. AU/OOC. Mature: Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muffin Man by JustBiteMePLease reviews
When Bella's sexy new neighbor insists on teasing her, she bakes him muffins. And he takes a bite. AU AH Bella/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy for Dummies by redireas reviews
Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Doctor Cullen by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for the "For My Valentine" contest. Edward's the newest doctor at Children's Hospital in Seattle. Jasper likes him right away. Cute boy love ensues! J/E story, rated M just for safety and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by wtvoc reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as theypresent to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated Mfor gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,762 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Christmas Wish by Corvis Greenleaf reviews
Written for the Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Challenge. Co-written with Perpetual Lurker. What do you get a vampire that you don't know all that well? AU/OOC BxE, mwahaha.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mischief & Mistletoe by jdsk reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Two Loves: Part One: Three is Nice by BlackVelvetWoman reviews
This takes place right afer Jacob "kidnaps" Bella from school in Eclipse. After arriving back at Jake's house, Bella suddenly realizes she has feelings for him, but she still loves Edward. What will they think of her confession? E/B/J GRAPHIC SEX SCENE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Love by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,905 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lemony Christmas by ExperimentalMe reviews
After twenty years of blissful marriage, Edward and Bella are open to explore family "boundaries" during the festive holiday season. Lemon alert, rated M. AxB, ExJ, BxJ, and more in the future. Please R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Corona by L-Sfarmwmn reviews
What's scarier than becoming a vampire? How about getting married, starting an Ivy league college, and having to hide everything from my parents. And then there are the dead co-eds, and everyone thinks I did it. Alternate version of book four.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,998 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Drop the Bomb by jiigsaw reviews
Two people. One war. Endless results. originally for Jayeliwood's contest so... smut. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
No Regrets by wtvoc reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beautiful Love by crescent09 reviews
Edward and Bella were bethroted 18 years ago but were never infatuated due to their distance. When she moves right next door to him, the opposites begin to attract. How hard can it be to resist the beautiful, conceited but alluring Edward? All Human, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Every Turn Of The Page by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
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I Touch Myself reviews
Smutty little three-shot ? . Bella was supposed to be alone for the weekend, but there's been a change of plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
I Get Off reviews
Late at night, he gets off. Rated M. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Emmett
Courage reviews
Invited to attend the wedding of an ex-boyfriend, Bella drags good friend Edward along as her date. What will happen while they're there? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fix Me reviews
**ON HIATUS!** A traumatic experience at 13 leaves Bella a broken person. Can she work through her anger, her hurt? Will she trust anyone again? Dark themes. Rated M for violence and possible lemons later on. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella
Small Town Wonders reviews
Bella's life is missing something. After leaving home, spending time on the road and breaking down in the middle of nowhere, she ends up in a small town, stranded while waiting for her car to be fixed. Will she find what she's looking for? AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,207 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete