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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I'm a Harry Potter fan and the first time I wrote a fanfic, it was to help one of my friend in English and that's when I started to like writing fanfics. The fanfic that I have put online is the second I have written and there is a lot of OCs. Well, I must admit that I prefer writting fanfics with OC's 'cause I think that playing to much with the cannon characters can lead to some mistakes. On the other hand, i respect the one who are able to pull it off. Anyway, I would like it if people were telling me what they think is a Mary-Sue, 'cause it is the risk when you create an OC. OH! One more thing! Never judge a book by it's cover nor a fanfic by its first chapter. Thanks, and enjoy the world of fanfics. The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion Humility.Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832) Btw, I'm a huge fan (some say I'm obsess) of Potter Puppet Pals, so you may find some reference of that in my stories... Viva expired gorilla milk! ... SOUP! |
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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
Fred, George, Oliver, and the Meme! by Crime Scene Fairy reviews
It's finally reached HP... the HARRY POTTER MEME! And I got tagged by Alister's Girlfriend. Included: Umbridge torture, Fred and George Humor, Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy, and a lot of other random things. And the Giant Squid! Slight parody, slight crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Oliver W., Fred W.
Breaking Dawn A few years later by smileyface'x reviews
What happened when the volturi left? Did Renesmee and Jacob get together? Intended to be funny. A little OCC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Extreme Twilight Madness by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid. *Backs away slowly*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
When Randomness Reigns by Billy Bones reviews
You know those stories where the gang is hunting down horcruxes and battling Voldemort every five seconds and generally saving the world? Well, this isn't one of those fics. Instead of the usual chaos, Hogwarts is now consumed by insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,774 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
And the story repeats itself by HalfBloodHannah reviews
I'm a witch! How crazy is that? And more: they say there was another girl like me. About James Potter? He's a jerk. What's so great in being the son of Harry Potter?LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 220,178 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
HP Chatroom by Stultus Stulta Loquitur reviews
Funny, pointless, and stupid! But guarenteed to make you laugh or your money back! You didn't pay anything to read this, and if you did, someone scammed you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
I'm the boss by tehe-61 reviews
Socks? Cake? Songs? Cheese? A Hogwarts Idol? Doctor Who? ACTION FIGURES! This must mean that randomness has risen to a whole new level. God help us all.... Warning: Swearing, World Domination and other offensive things...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Children of next generation by ImagingThings reviews
Series of completely plotless oneshots featuring the children of next generation. From Ted Lupin to Lorcan and Lysander, twin sons of Luna. Bit spoilery. Final chapter up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Randomness Too Stupid For A Title by SoScreamLouderNow reviews
Read the title! It's just some random thought. But it's pretty funny. ::smiles seductively:: Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RANDOM THOUGHTS by silverdragoneyes14 reviews
just a story on all your favourite characters on what they're thinking. It's both funny, yet disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008
Malfoy Murder by Hallows-Or-Horcruxes reviews
She lied....she lied to The Dark Lord. Now he is dead by the hand of Harry Potter. Will Narcissa Malfoy be forgiven?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Death Snow by ProudSisterofaSailor reviews
A poem of how harry goes outside and freezes to death please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of The Closet by Hedwig199 reviews
A small parody of the movie Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. A funny story ideed, hope you laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Harry P.
Draco's Not So Receding Hairline by Serpentilia reviews
Did anyone else think that parts of Deathly Hallows were left unexplained? Just kind of THERE to annoy the fandoms and avid shippers?...Yeah, I thought so too. So, here's a series of drabbles telling the REAL stories behind these events. DH SPOILERS ENSUE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Random Story of Doom by Dark Priestess Tsubaki reviews
Random stories. NOT for the sane minded. Contains cookies, gnomes, electrical outlets with forks, mimes and other random things. If you don't like random,short stories, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
The Hogwarts News by ProngsandPadfootsayhello reviews
The Golden Trio try to have a news station...how do they cope? BEWARE REALLY RANDOM! PARODY...just for fun! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Hogwarts Musical! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
What if the end of Deathly Hallows had been like the ending of High School Musical? DH spoilers. Now a series of strange crossovertype oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
But What About VOLDEMORT? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Things are going a little bit wrong in the HP universe... Ron's marrying Dobby, the Marauders are having a tea party, and OH YEAH, Voldemort keeps popping up and killing everyone! NOW COMPLETE, OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Classes and Children of Hogwarts by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
A few months after the dragon incident, Rowena gives birth the Helena, positions are argued over, and we learn a thing or two about Salazar. This will not make as much sense if you haven't read DDNT, as there are references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
Everyone Does It by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Ron is nervous about his first real sexual experience, Will his brothers have some words of wisdom for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ron W., George W.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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10 Years Later reviews
10 years have passed since the finale battle. Life has moved on. Four kids are about to attend Hogwarts and live their own adventure. What is waiting for them at Hogwarts? Read and you'll know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - OC
The first year of Catherine at Hogwarts TAKE TWO reviews
This is my second try at writing Catherine's story, so if you think some modifications should be made, please tell me. Thank you, and enjoy your reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.