I have returned... all rejoice.

The Girl in Black will be re-written and revised for better flow/clarity, more stable characters, and hopefully the writing quality of the story itself will be improved. Eventually...

Name: Sam. (Yeah you guessed it, Samantha.) More commonly known as Sammii or Sammy.

Age: I'm gonna be a jackass and make you guess.

Gender: Female.

Decent: Irish (mostly)/Croatian/German.

Hobbies: There's a tough one. The computer, reading, writing, and drawing when I feel like it. I am undeniably a dork/nerd/loser.

Favorites:

Food: Ramen forever. (Okay well... I REALLY like fried potatoes... and banana bread)
Color: (Coughs.)
Saying: "Would you like a hug?"

Anime:

Yu Yu Hakusho
Rurouni Kenshin
FullMetal Alchemist
Dragon Ball Z
Shaman King
InuYasha
Wolf's Rain
Cowboy Bebop
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Gunslinger Girl
Fruits Basket
Spiral
Samurai 7
Desert Punk
Naruto
One Piece
Ouran High School Host Club

Anime Movies: (Hayao Miyazaki fanatic)

Spirited Away Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Howl's Moving Castle
Princess Mononoke
Castle in the Sky
Kiki's Delivery Service
Appleseed
Ghost in the Shell

Personal Philosophy: Just because the world works that way doesn't mean you have to go along with it.

Recommendations:

www(dot)tresnanproductions.com RECENTLY UPDATED! Read The Phoenix Crusade!

Forbiddensoul562 - Her stories totally kick major ass, please do me a favor and check out her stuff! My Shisuta has talent damnit!

Cute0Yet0Deadly - My other poetic Shisuta. SPREAD THE LOVE AND READ HER STUFF!

Quotes/Sayings/Misc.:

People I know:

"Even if you take life seriously, you won't get out alive." - Brian (Fuck Van Wilder, Brian said it first!)

"Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of." - Brian

"Crackduck!" -Brian

"Its a Jewish necklace-man!" -Brian

"You just sneezed in five point one surround sound." -Brian

"Loser." - Nikki

"You're such a dork fish." - Nikki

"Yuo konw yuor bad selinlpg has rebubd off on me. Btcih." -Nikki

"TOMATO!" -Nikki "APPLE!" -Me

"Live like every day is your last, Love like you've never loved before, Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening." -Nikki's necklace.

"We may have the brains of nerds and dorks but at least we look cool." - Mallory

(Picks up a small Queen Anne's flower and hurls it) "ROSEWHIP!" - Mallory

"But it's all the way up in the sky!" -Mallory

"Light is good and bad is dark!" -Mallory

"Monkey love!" -Mallory

"She's a manly woman." -Mallory

"Its the preps that'll be serving your French fries while us nerds are ruling the world." -Mallory

"I'm just a lonely little Christian white boy." -Evan

"What the hell? There's a dime in my kazoo..." -Evan

"Don't roll your lard at me!" -Evan

"First you meet an online predator, next thing you know you're lying butt-naked unconscious in the middle of a pentagram." -Evan

(regarding the above) "That is not true. My victims were still partially clothed. I mean uh..." -Brian

"I'm sorry, but that looks like a penis." -Jesse

"That makes my eye twitch..." -Alli

"Pshaw!" - Alli

"Tracder!" -Alli

"Its not 'tracder,' its 'tracDURR!' " -Mallory

"She needs to be shot and then her grave needs to be pissed on." -Alli

"What the hell is wrong with the world?" -Me "The people in it." -Alli

"I'm so jealous of Buddha, he has bigger boobs than me." -Alli

"Its humid outside."-Me "Well stop pissing into the wind!" -Alli

"(hugs) You're fucking hysterical."-Me "(hugs back) You're a fucking crackhead." -Alli (This is a joke... the only thing I'm addicted to is coffee)

"Barbie's a whore!"-Me "I know... she cheated on Ken with Chris!" -Alli

"Everyone deserves a friend like you!" -Me "Why? I'm fucking stupid!" -Alli

"How do you live without killing yourself?" -Alli "I'd prefer not to answer that." -Me "It's okay. Everyone masturbates." -Alli "... YOU ARE SO RETARDED!" -Me "I know." -Alli "That is NOT what I was going to say!" -Me

"Whoa, that was like, a 'what the fuck?' moment." - Alli

"Why is Buddha fat?" -Me "It symbolizes his good health." - Alli

"Do you want it in a little scrolly box?" -Alli

"Sammii, by the people, for the people. Bow down motherfuckers!" -Alli "Hell yeah!" -Me

"I just think I am odd." -Alli "Upir'e just special. ... How the flying fuck did that happen?" -Me "I don't know sometimes flying monkey fucks sneak up on you like that." -Alli

"Evil monkey fucks. Traumatizing children all over the world like Michael Jackson." -Alli

"The Wizard of Oz gave me nightmares. I've slept with shiny red socks ever since."-Alli

"You have the power to brighten anyone's day Alli." -Me "I know, I'm an emo kid's best accessory." -Alli

"A fat old man would try and throw his donuts at me. I can see this happening. And Sean and I trying to catch them in our mouths." -Alli

"Because I was fucking with it and lost my eyebrow." -Alli

"Are you watching television?" - Me "I don't watch television." -Alli "Then what's that noise?" -Me "That's the television." -Alli

"I hear the cheese stands alone... sniff me... is the aroma cheese-like in any way?" -Ej

"You will like my sense of humor, or I will destroy you with my rubber chicken..." -Ej

"I just went all orgasmic over cookies in the cupboard." -Ej

"My sister is in the bathroom...and I just drank like, half a pound of tea. DAMMIT! I am so pissed!... Maybe wrong word." -Ej

"All I ever wanted was a friend that buys me stuff." -Jenna

(Points to roadkill) "We just discovered where the cafeteria food comes from." -Jenna

"How dare you abuse the fine English language!" -Jenna

"I've got the pitchfork now, don't make me get the axe! Yeah, you better run!" -Jenna

"I don't have any pockets." -Jenna "Well put on some pants." -Me "But I don't feel like putting on pants!" -Jenna

"Those horrible horrible horrible wrong retarded people!" -Kimmy

"Wow, they have hands coming out of their heads. That's a bit scary." -Kimmy "What?" -Me "The hug emoticons on yahoo." -Kimmy

"Do you practice being stupid or does it just come naturally to you?" -Brittany

"I love cheese and crackers." -Brent "Yeah, cheese is the shit." -Virgil

"I could live off cheese." - Virgil

"A squirrel chased me once. I tried to feed it a cookie and it starting throwing nuts at me." -Austin

"I've been chased by a cockroach... and a chipmunk." -TJ

"Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in the Twilight Zone..." -Killian

"Emobillyredneckhippie!" -Michael AKA Wormy

"Remember, too much fun makes your hands hairy and the baby Jesus cry." -Damon

"Beds solve all problems. Unless there's a problem with the bed." - Damon

"Woe to us who inherit the world. I sometimes wonder what happened to us, the Dreamers. The inheriters of the Earth. Our dreams have withered on the vine like grapes. What bitter wine we bring to the table." -Damon

"I really need to throw away this sock..." -KC

"My air condition fell on me while I was sleeping last night." -Terry "Oh my god! Are you okay?" -Me "Yeah, it fell on my nuts but miraculously it didn't hurt. The breeze felt like Christmas." -Terry

"Hey, add this one to your list. Last one to hang up in a nigger." (hangs up) -Terry "...BITCH!" -Me (after he hung up...)

"Stop talking like an illiterate fuck before I stab you." -Me

"Would you like my twinkie?" -Me

"CACAWW!" -Me

"HUG ME BITCH!" -Me

"I AM A PEOPLE!" -Me

"Johnny Cash isn't a redneck you idiot." -Me

"Oatmeal cookies are worse than crack!" -Me

"Common sense isn't so common anymore..." -Me

"Yeah, Laura thinks you're a nobody." -Evan "Who's Laura?" -Me

"Radioactive monkey!" -Me

"We/I/That/You rawk(s)." -Me

"Aww man... I sucked up one of my socks with the vacuum cleaner..." -Me

"Something miraculous just happened." -Me "What?" -Brian "I found a pair of matching socks." -Me "..." -Everyone "Tough crowd." -Me

"Corn dogs are better off the stick." -Me

Anime:

"That's right I'm cool." -Yusuke -YYH

"Hn." -Hiei - YYH

"Do you think he knows its a circle?" -Hiei

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei (Alli's fave)

"A GIANT MUSHROOM! MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!" -Sokka - Avatar

"You're so beautiful when you hate the world." - Zuko - Avatar

"NO! MY CABBAGES!" - The Old Cabbage Man - Avatar

"Instead of seeing what they want you to see, you gotta open your brain to the possibilities." - Boomy - Avatar

I had so many of these... what happened?

People (Movies, TV Shows, etc,):

"You are the... dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" -Will Smith - i, Robot

"It's cohesive!" - Ronnie -Disturbia ( I effing LOVE that movie)

Books: (coming soon)

Advice, etc.: (If anyone can tell me who said any of these, please send an e-mail so I can give them credit! Thanks.)

"All truth goes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, then it is violently opposed, finally, it is accepted as self-evident." - Unknown

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." - Unknown

"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - John F Kennedy

"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

"Education is the only defense against the media." - Unknown

"If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions." - Unknown

"Isn't it ironic that only intelligent people understand the meaning of 'ignorance is bliss'?" - Unknown

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" -Adam from Mythbusters

(More to come.)