I'm a reviewer at heart, but I do make stories. Like, once a year.

Don't be alarmed at my inability to write good fanfiction, I'm working on it.

If you want criticism, ask me, otherwise all I'll give you in a review is tons of love.

I don't pretend to be a good writer, but I do pretend to not know I'm a bad writer.

If you hate my writing, say so. I like getting insults before compliments. I'm a masochist that way.

Current fandoms that I avidly stalk...

The Doctor Who television show, the beloved Harry Potter book series, the movie Zombieland, and the ongoing webcomic called Hanna is Not a Boys Name.

Also, I am always always interested in anything Disney-ish, so there's that.

General things that might be good to know...

Everything here, by me, that you read will either contain implied slash, or slash as the main subject. Generally, it will only be male!slash, but I may also do some fem!slash if somebody requests it. If you aren't a slash fan, or do not enjoy the whole gay romance scene, perhaps it would be best if you left this page and all those attached to it. I'm sure those of you who dislike it have better things to do than flame my lame ass for the gayness. And if you don't, well then, I'm sorry, but its not exactly my problem if your life fails, now is it? HOMOPHOBES AND ANTI-YAOI PEOPLE, you have been warned. Thank you.

If you have a request for me...

I suggest you tell me what it is and give and example of the situation. I like getting requests, they're great fun, so do not hesitate to send me an email or message. Also, please be sure you know what fandoms I am willing to write for and what fandoms I am aware of, because although I would be more than happy to learn about any fandom you enjoy, I can't come up with fanfiction for something I haven't seen. I certainly wish I had the power to instantly know information, but as I don't, it would be prudent of you to explain or show me this fandom you adore, so that I may in turn adore it as well. Alright? Alright. Last note on my restraints; If you are a hetero romance person, my infinite apologies to you, but I do not and likely will never ever make stories for non-slash. I've always had a problem with writing for it and am much more comfortable with homosexual situations as I, myself, am a homosexual situation. Sorry for any inconvenience this causes you.

Junk-About-This-Guy

Feel free to call me Vicks. It's the nickname most people use when referring to me.

I am eighteen years old and it's totally awesome.

If you missed the above explanations, I am a gay dude and proud of it.

I work at Disneyland in California and it is also totally awesome.

I am currently engaged to another gay dude.

I seriously love video games.

I seriously hate spiders.

I'll be your valentino just for you.

Ooh love - Ooh lover boy,

What're doin' tonight, hey boy

Set my alarm, turn on my charm

And that's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy.