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Hi :-)

First off, I LOVE reading. If I could get away with it, I'd just read all of the time. Unfortunately, there is that pesky little thing called university that prevents me curling up in an armchair with a good book all day, every day. Shame that.

Here's a (much shortened) list of my favourite books:

Anything by John Green, Pride and Prejudice, the Harry Potter books (of course), Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Jane Eyre, The Tears of Artamon series, The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid, The Little White Horse, Clair de Lune, the Noughts and Crosses series, The Time Traveller's Wife, Marley and Me, the Artemis Fowl series and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

If you haven't read them, DO!

I also love writing, although I haven't actually got round to writing anything for the site yet. Please don't shoot me! I probably won't be posting anything in the near future, as I've got big exams coming up soon, but it will happen...

Other random facts about me:

I'm unbelievably clumsy. Seriously, I trip over dust particles. No kidding.

I'm a blue belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I'm studying Molecular Biology at university.

I love musical theatre. It's just fun!

Hmm.. what else to say...

Oh yeah, music! I love music, despite the fact that I'm one of the most non-musically talented people ever. I can just about sing, and that's it. I keep trying to teach myself to play the keyboard, but it always kind of fails. Oh, well...

So, my favourite bands/singers/general music things (please don't laugh):

Hurts, Muse, Snow Patrol, Taylor Swift, ABBA, pretty much all classical music, everything Disney-related, Wicked, Mika, Madness, Katherine Jenkins, Michael Buble and the Jane Eyre musical soundtrack (sad but true!)

That's about all you need to know!

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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,414 - Follows: 7,818 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Inseparable by readingmylifeaway reviews
So the rain cleared,Ian & Wanda confessed that they liked each other, Melanie & Jared united, and then what? What happpened to Ian & Wanda? Are they inseparable like Melanie & Jared? Just because the book stops...doesn't mean Ian & Wanda's story does.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,148 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
My Immortal: An Investigation by Abandon Structure reviews
As a writer, I set forth to examine the content of the supposedly "Worse-Fanfic-Ever" and determine if it was, in fact, deserving of the title. This is my story. Warning: Undertaking an investigation into My Immortal is not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Under Oath by poisonivy231 reviews
In a dystopian society, homosexuals are forced to marry at 18 and consummate the marriage within 24 hours. With no choice in who their partner is, Kurt and Blaine meet and are married at their wedding. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance With You by littlemusings reviews
Blaine Anderson absolutely couldn't believe it. His gaze lingered on the front cover of Vogue's latest issue, the bright-red embossed words sticking out to him like a sore thumb. Fashion's best, Kurt Hummel, is getting married, and not to him. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,161 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ruffled Feathers by Complexly Simple Kiddo reviews
From Special Education to Original Songs, follow Kurt and Blaine's journey, told from an unexpected set of eyes. Welcome to Pavarotti's Point Of View on Klaine. Because the human side is overrated. Based on @FreePavarotti's tweets, and Glee's plotline
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shoot to Kill by Doppleganger Tango reviews
Kurt is a hitman with a mission, to take out his targets with as few problems as possible. But his next target is going to be a big problem, if his hormones have any say in it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Given Good Principles by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
The curate's words haunt Darcy, "So, perhaps, young master, you were born a Darcy because you were not strong enough to be born a farmer." These words ringing in his ears Pemberley's young master struggles to act on the good principles he has been given.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 220,617 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Things Hogwarts Students Are Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
A list of things Hogwarts Students are not allowed to do. no slash. These will include lists for James, Sirius, Snape, Remus, and if you give me a suggestion I'll try to do that one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Big Silver Screen by LovelySlytheriness reviews
A parody of the latest movie in the Harry Potter Series. CONTAINS MAJOR DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Sleepless Nights and Fairytales by Surfer Chica reviews
Several of the Gryffindors can't sleep. A story is told to help them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Penne a la Arabiata Pub by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
A crack fic based off of Eddie Izzard's Death Star Canteen skit. No pairings involved. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Voldemort, Ron W. - Complete
Musings of a Lonely Lizzy by AndYouThinkYouKnowMe reviews
FINALLY PART 3! Elizabeth Darcy muses during different parts of her marriage. The first as she awaits her husband's return and the second as she awaits a different special someone! Part 3 is a surprise! Just a little Lizzy & Darcy fluff really! *COMPLETE*
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
I'm the One You Love to Hate by Juuromaru reviews
Liz and Jane are 1st years at College, Will and Charlie 2nd years. Their sisters are now their apartment mates. Mrs. and Mr. Bennet are now their pushy R.A. and her goofy boyfriend. Watch as Fate wickedly throws our favorite pair together again and again.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 208,580 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Netherfield Park Is Let At Last by mgrm9 reviews
Netherfield Park, a neighbouring estate to Pemberley, is let at last by the Gardiner family. Soon, their eldest two nieces come to visit.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,995 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Sense & Sensibility, Mr Darcy,& Sharks in Space by Wendi 'Triplet Mom' Sotis reviews
See the title! Crossover one-shot of all Jane Austen novels plus a bit of Star Trek, Next Generation. This was in response to a challenge on DWG. Please review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
30 Things That Aurors Shouldn't Do by Jesse A. Harper reviews
Whoever said that Aurors were sane? Set during the Marauder's Era. " 7. Threatening the werewolves with a visit to the vet for the ‘big snip’ is just cruel."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sirius B., Alastor M.
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Senseless!: Willoughby no Yabou by The Compendium of Steve reviews
A preview of WHAT MIGHT have happened after the events of Sense & Sensibility. See how many references you can spot!
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
P&P BBC 1995 version Subtext by Lilouth33 reviews
Just a little piece of fun about the 1995 version of P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Knightley and Darcy Rate The Female Versions by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw reviews
George Knightley and Fitzwilliam Darcy rate the female equivalents of the books/shows/films that their spouses rate. Part of twin stories. See Emma and Elizabeth Rate The Modern Heartthrobs.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Emma and Elizabeth Rate The Modern Heartthrobs by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw reviews
Emma Woodhouse and Elizabeth Bennett have decided to bring you their views on nowadays modern heartthrobs!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Colonel Rhinoceros Brandon by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
After Colonel Brandon is accidentally turned into a rhinoceros on his wedding day, he sets off on a perilous quest with some unlikely fictional characters in order to return to his human form. Probably the strangest story ever written.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008