Hey y'all!

yes yes it truly is me!! haha Well I saw my friend's profile on here and loved it on here! So, i decided to get one 2! Yeah me!So anyhoo, I'm OBSESSED with the Twilight saga!! i know, I know, SHOCKING! ha well don't EVER let anyone tell you that Edward Cullen is a fictional character and to stop obsessing over him. It's not true. It's like some one trying 2 tell you SANTA isn't really. pish i mean come on! So, I'm working on some stories and they will be here shortly.

Here are some quotes courtesy of my friend:

'A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumb ass?"'

'I think the words "Die, bitch" expresses my feelings properly.'

'Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!'

'That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.'

'Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...'

'I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate when they’re right. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.'

'Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.'

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

You know you're addicted to Twilight when August 2nd is the most decorated date on your calendar. Copy and paste this into your profile if it is!

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.

if you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into you're profile.

if you truly believe, there is an edward cullen somewhere for you, copy this into you're profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If sometimes you can't stop laughing for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you cried in Eclipse when Bella said goodbye to Jacob

If you have had a conversation with a friend over two guys/girls from a book/movie, post this on your profile (he he...Jake and Edward)

If you are reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, post this on your profile.

If you feel like your best friend is a fictional character, post this on your profile. (me: ALICE!!)

If you have ever screamed, yelled at, or had a fight with a character in the Twilight saga, post this on your profile.

If you have ever screamed and jumped in front of a speeding silver Volvo, post this on your profile.

If you cried with Bella at her wedding, post this on your profile.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.