Pre-note -- Oh my goodness, I have really great news (otherwise I wouldn't put it here at the top) !!THE LIONESS DIARIES JUST REACHED 25000 HITS!! I am so happy I could just scream! AHHH! yay yay yay! I'm so thrilled! thanks! I love readers and reviewers, speaking of, know how many bad reviews the L.D. has? None. AH! 25000 hits and nothing bad sad as of yet!! yay yay yay!

'Lo -- I had a really long, cool profile but then I was reading it and realized "wow, that's heavy on the long short on the cool" so I deleted it all except my updates and the descriptions of my stories. If you want to know more about me PM me and I'll add some more info! Later Gator! - quik-wit (also read and review please. reviews = love. oh and vote in my poll up top too )

My Stories:

"The Lioness Diaries" - Complete - this is a peek into the largely unchartered brain of the one and only Hermione Granger, we hear of her Head Girl-ship, her working with her archrival Draco Malfoy, her finding out he's a real person under all that composure, and much much more. Dramione. Just finished, being edited over he next little while. Chapter 23 is the last Chapter.

"Lioness in the Limelight" - incomplete - the second in the Lioness Diaries Series, it's nearly Christmas and what better time to catch up with everyone's favorite bookworm bad arse extraordinaire? She's taken on some tutoring, she'd kill to know what Ron's hiding, and, even more so, she'd kill to know what going on inside the head of her Co-Head, the one and only Mr. Draco Malfoy. Her head is spinning now more than ever and who better to hear about it than her trusty journal (and us!)? Dramione. Ideas welcome, please review. Seventh chapter now up (after a painfully long wait!!)

"Love at First Bite" - Complete - Hermione Granger is walking around minding her own business when out of the blue she finds herself trapped for an indefinate amout of time with her worst enemy! How on Earth will she possibly explain?

"It's All About Your Point of Veiw:Love at First Bite2" - Complete - Hermione Granger may have thought she was minding her own business but walking along with a book in her face was just too good an opportunity to be missed! Draco Malfoy got himself caught with his worst enemy! But don't worry, he can totally explain!

"You Know What Sucks?" - Complete - Just a little product of a lot of boredom, In which Hermy discusses make-up, clothes, and Draco Malfoy. And really when you think about it was all Ginny's fault, she took her to the store after all... please tell me if you like or hate or tell me if you think I am awful at fluff, because I'm certain I am. Please review.

"Love at First Bite3: What Really Happened" - Complete - the last in the POV series, who, or what, could possibly be totally impartial and see this story exactly as it went down? Read to find out! Also if you've already read it please review or PM me and tell me what you think of doing a series about what happens next, if anything.

"101 Things Draco Malfoy Wishes He'd Never Seen (and 3 He Really Loved)" - Complete - a list of scarring things that Draco Malfoy Wishes he'd never seen, mostly all hilarious (for us anyway, afterall we didn't have to see them!), DMHG. Review it please please

"101 Things Hermione Granger Wishes She'd Never Seen (and 3 That She Could See Over and Over and Never get bored)" - Complete - a companion piece to "101 Things Draco Malfoy Wishes He'd Never Seen" and quite as good as the first (partially written by the awesome and amazing fanfictionator) read and review for me, will you?

"The Proposal - A Fanfic" -- incomplete -- Based on the movie "The Proposal" starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. Draco Malfoy is an Editor at Dragon Publishing and Hermione Granger is his rather unfortunate assistant. What will unfold when he's going to be fired and shipped back to Canada because he never had an official English birth certificate and magically forged a Canadian one? Miss Granger, he's got a proposition for you.

Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!

Read On...

--UPDATES--

Hey, 4-11-08

Just wanted you all to know I'm still alive. I'm thinking of ending The Lioness Diaries here and starting a sequel later this summer called --edited for suspense--if you'd PM me your thoughts that'd be fabulous. Also the sequel to Love at First Bite is currently on it's way to my beta (fanfictionator rocks!). It'll be out by Sunday, probably.

9 days til my Birthday!

Quik-wit, aka Britt

Hey, 4-12-08

Just wanted to tell you all that the sequel to Love at First Bite (effectionately refered to as L.a.F.B.) is now up. It has over 70 hits and no reviews. This is sort of bumming me out. If hate it tell me! I can take t down and work on though both my beta and I really rather liked it (I wouldn't have posted it otherwise). Thanks.

Britt, Quik-wit

Hey, 4-27-08

I am offically another year older another year wiser for a week now and have just submitted the 16th chapter to L.D. (my nickname for the Lioness Diaries of course). I really appreciate all my reviewers and hope to have the nest chapter up by this coming wednesday. Later - (P.S. none of you will understand this but CW rocks and is awesome and sweet!)

Britt, Quik-wit

Hey, 5-2-08

Just wanted to update really quickly and tell you all hi. I hadn't updated in a bit, also I got the 17th chapter of the Lioness Diaries up and running, however I've not had a chance to double-triple-check it yet so please forgive my spelling and/or flow problems. Well love yah all, double the love to fanfictionator, the first QW (my mommy) and all my other reviewers! Later - (PS CW still awesome and loverly, well really more um- masculine than loverly but w/e!)

Britt, Quik-wit

Hey, 5-10-08

I uploaded chapter 18 of L.D. sometime ago and it's getting a great response! 7 review and it (along with all of you)helped me reach 4000 hits! Yahoo! Umm.. well I really don't have much else to say other than I'll be taking a short like mini-break from fanfiction, it's starting to sort of take over all my free time and while I like fanfiction I'd rather not be addicted to it (though I suppose there are worse things to be addicted to). So chapter nineteen will maybe be within the next three weeks but probably no sooner than a week and a half, sorry to any of you whom this disappoints (though I gotta say I love that it disappoints someone because that means someone likes the L.D.! And that thrills me.). Thanks for taking the time to read my profile and my ramblicous updates section. Later - (PS CW is still awesome but no longer is anything in my head other than a friend, at least that's what I'm going for but I'm not entirely sure it's working...)

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 7-10-08

Um I guess my short mini-break wasn't really so mini. Sorry. My June was beyond busy and I was even out of town for a bit (WooHoo Chicago!). But the 19 th chapter of LD is up now and please excuse the errors my beta is beta-ing it as you read but I was really excited to post it. Um, I guess I'm done rambling but I'm thinking of re-writing this Profile, I may be growing bored of it, Ideas? Input? Thanks! Later - (PS I heart the movie Hancock, just so you know)

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 7-27-08

Well I was right, I am pretty bored of this profile but I can't think of anything I particularly want to chage about it (ideas? Suggestions?) so I just updated a few of the catagories and changed the greeting. Also While I've been away I've read the first to books in the Twilight saga and I really would recommend them to you all, if any girl here can get throuh New Moon without sheding a tear (or several dozen) let me know I promise to be impressed, in fact I already got my best friend and part-time beta hooked on them! So well I haven't really got much to say but I'm about to start work on chapter twenty of L.D. but inspiration is abit slow in coming. Thanks. (CW UPDATE -- Just friends, most of the time, makes my head hurt with uncertainty, all the time)

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 8-25-08

Wow long time since I updated this! Sorry about that. Well since then I've published two one-shots and chapter 20 of the L.D. I also found out exactly how badly I screwed up my leg (on the upside I drew on my cast to make it look like a giant chuck taylor all star high top) and this is good news for you all because it makes getting around a bit hard and thusly for days (well mostly just one at a time, then I get up and go, be, do and SO TIRED the next day I just sort of computer it and then the cycle restarts) at a time I'm too tired/lazy/irritated with those darn crutches to get out of bed. Also I'm back from my trip up North and am thinking I'll update the LD within the next few days (a week at the most) so yay me! Well I guess even though it's been so long I don't have much to say still... except that I have a brand new poll up top which you should all vote in! And that My dear friend fanfictionator and I started a blog (it's pretty great if I do say so myself) it's at : jenandbarry.blogspot.com (I'm Barry in case you're wondering) please feel free to visit and comment! Thanks

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 11-21-08

I've just uploaded the last chapter of the first "book" of the Lioness Diaries. I feel kind of sad because as you all know (if you've read this far in my profile) the L.D. is my baby. It's my first and in my oppinion my best fanfiction and I feel pathetically sad to end it. But I don't want it to get to be irratingly long so I'm going to what Meg Cabot (the author of "the Princess Diaries") who's books mine is super-loosely modeled after would do and stop now while you all stil wanto read it. The new one will be started soon, probably by Christmas, and I'm keeping you in suspense about the name. Also if you're set up for alerts for the L.D. I'll try to make sure and let you know (if your PM-ing is avalible) that the new one has gone up. Thanks and I have to go now. So please go read and review my stories!

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 12-19-08

I just finshed re-editing the entire L.D. and I think it's mere inches from perfect (but I'm biased). Merry Christmas, because I probably won't update this before then, and Happy New Year too. Read and review, and vote in my poll! Later

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 12-22-08

I just uploaded the first chapter of the the sequel to the Lioness Diaries, it's called (drumrollplease!) Lioness in the Limelight! Well it's like 1:00 am here and I'm tired from being creative so I gots ta go. Bye! One last thing, I published it pretty rough but I promise I'll go edit it soon!

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 7-25-09

You know I just don't update this often enough. I just post chapter 7 of the Lioness in the Limelight (here-to-fore refered to as the LL) and it's coming along quite nicely if I may say so. Though I'll admit that my updates are sort of scattered as of late, but I'm much busier as of late! My sixteenth birthday has come and gone and I've gone and messed up my ankles (again) and I expect to be updating more frequently in the coming times, however I make no promises so that way I can't break them in the coming times because I'm going to start writing my own original book! I'm hoping for great things and much inspiration. However I may have to write it fanfiction style (a chapter every week or month or whenever you're feeling inspired) :) review please! And vote in that stinking poll! I only have 13 votes and it's been almost a year, really people? ;) feedback please! Bye!

Britt, quik-wit

Hey, 2-15-2010

First note of the New Year! Took me long enough eh? Well I have two pieces of news, one big the other HUGE, 1) I've started a new story based on the movie "The Proposal". I was watching it tonight with my parents and suddenly I was like "that's very dramione-ish dialouge!" and just decided to go for it! 2) THE LIONESS DIARIES HAS GOTTEN 25000 HITS!! I am so psyched I could scream and dance (in fact I did do a little dance!)! Thank you all, or all of you that've read it, to those of you that haven't please do! And review! I love hits and reviews! Obviously. haha. Anyway please tell me what you think of the prolouge to the new fic and keep on reading the LD. Your truly thrilled authoress --

Britt, quik-wit