Magic Kip
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Joined 12-21-09, id: 2184874, Profile Updated: 06-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Assassin's Creed.

Hello everyone! I am the infamous (not really) Magic Kip! I'm not relatively new to fanfiction and if you scroll down and see the evidence for yourself. Unfortunately, that evidence is disgusting and foul and should never, EVER, see the light of day.

I had one main fic, called, His Little Schizophrenic, which was a terrible excuse for a Joker/Heath Ledger fanfiction. The Sue was gross and I regret ever writing. I have two other small fics, both are poorly written and one has another Sue. Ugh, I already have a Sue streak :(

In actuality, I do quite enjoy writing. In fact, I love it to bits and pieces and wish to better myself at it in ANY way possible. Though recently I've had writer's block really bad. Even though I have a TON of ideas I just can't seem to find a way to get it down on paper or pixels.

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Remnant by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,842 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Once Upon a Time by LA Knight reviews
Wolves in human skin. A Beast and a lost maiden. A sanctuary in an oncoming storm. A prince of Elven blood. Sacrifices, debts, honor, and oaths. Ten long, beautiful years, and all the stories that fall within them. A collected fanfic series; currently on book 12. Updates once a month. Early access available on Patreon. In process of being made into serialized audio download.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 136 - Words: 1,704,761 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Prince Nuada, OC] John Myers, King Balor
Scared, But Not Straight by KymberlyBlack reviews
Elsbeth Grey was born into privilege, she didn't choose it. When her family had enough of her "lower class attitude" her father pulled some strings and had her moved to Arkahm Asylum, in an attempt to scare her straight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Joker, Bane - Complete
Blackout by adelheid23 reviews
This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,621 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Joker, OC
Scythe by Ennya reviews
Hanna didn't need therapy, didn't want therapy, and was pretty sure there was more than just analysis going on behind Dr. Crane's hard blue stare... Pre BB.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,606 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/24/2012 - J. Crane
Great Minds by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Galileo: Great Mind; Einstein: Extraordinary Mind; John Nash: Beautiful Mind; Light Yagami: Brilliant Mind; Me: ...Never mind. Lack of academic intelligence is never an asset. And to think, I still managed to create so much trouble all because I was in the way of a stupid motorcycle... LightOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,713 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Light Y., OC]
Where Is the Edge? by ShardsofBrokenGlass reviews
I knew him in high school. Unintentionally got involved, then forgot about him when high school ended and college began. I left it all behind me. Didn't expect to meet him again. But I did. Little did I know what he had become...and who I would become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,037 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Crane
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
The Sky is Falling by xXfireXflyXx reviews
To atone for his sins, Loki is sent back to Earth, powerless, in order to learn to appreciate the human race. Max, a small town grad student, has finally decided to kick her worthless roommate out, and needs another one to afford her apartment. Awful part-time jobs, college weirdness, and obscure feelings ensue during the God of Mischief's quest to gain his powers back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 320,069 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Corruption by Gemmi92 reviews
"Are you implying that he is corrupt?" she snapped out, her eyes glaring at the woman stood opposite her in the office as she sighed softly, shrugging gently before looking back to her intern. "I don't know," she admitted. "But, I do know that a relationship with him isn't something which you should be chasing. I can tell you that much." Crane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,072 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Dance With the Devil by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
Breaking Point by courtneylove15 reviews
Caroline, a girl from the United States, flees from her home in an effort to start over. However, once she meets Scabior and his men in the woods, she quickly realizes that her new beginning isn't exactly what she had in mind. ScabiorOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scabior
Luckiest Loser by darkest just before the dawn reviews
COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me? Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,599 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
NINE SIMPLE STEPS TO BECOMING THE JOKER by ejkQMaO8921635 reviews
/Revamped and re-posted/ Do you want to BE the Joker? Maybe you would appreciate a few pointers if your unsure of how to keep the Joker in character for your own stories. Either way, your welcome to click the link, and engross yourself in the wonderfu-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
Gotham's Halloween Thriller by My Beautiful Ending reviews
One-shot. Based on M. Jackson's 'Thriller.' Sherrie goes to a Halloween party in Gotham and gets caught in a deadly game of hide-and-seek with the Joker. Please R&R! rated T for scary stuff.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
A Very Good Neighbor by seditionary reviews
Rita is a little bit of an ugly duckling, a lonely teen, but her new neighbor proves to be very interested in her. How was she to know he would become the most wanted man in Gotham? OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Joker - Complete
Arkham Intern by selenameeka reviews
Cady Clein has been granted an internship at Arkham with Dr. Crane. However, the toll of long hours at the asylum and with school take a toll on her and she soon starts seeing strange things happen at the hospital. *FINISHED!*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,303 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
A Slow Change of Heart by sweethoneydew reviews
Brought back to life, Nuada's title is stripped and forced to work with the BPRD. A young girl joins, can she change his view of humans or will she go crazy trying. Nuada/OC. Being EDITED
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Sick Day by Rozen14 reviews
Sora got sick with the flu while he was going to leave the Beast's castle. Donald and Goofy left the castle to get Sora some medicine and Sora is left in the Beast's and Belle's care. What will happen when Sora's illness get's a little worse?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sora - Complete
What Would Really Happen To A Joker Fan Girl by h0lywood reviews
the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Everything I've Done, I've Done For You by FueledByStarbucks reviews
Jareth/OC Full summary inside. Follows Labyrinth, with an extra character who was left alone as a child, allowing herself to only fall for Jareth when he rescues her, not knowing that Sarah will come and steal her king's heart.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Spider by Losyark reviews
I woke up. My arm hurt like hell, and I didn't know why. That was the first thing I noticed. The second was the smell. Sandalwood. The third was the young man with the long black hair and the red eyes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Naraku, Kōga - Complete
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Free reviews
My wish: To be free, like a bird. And to soar the sky like an eagle. And he can give that to me.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ezio A.
Rules For Life At Hogwarts reviews
Rules For Life At Hogwarts in story form!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - OC
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