Hi there! This is Kqurota Hestaine.

Name: If you really want to know, come up to Alaska and meet me face to face.

Gender: Female...hold up...*checks*... yup, female

Age: legally an adult, and that's all you need to know.

Three sizes: No I am not telling. (partially because I don't even know them myself!)

Height: aproximately 5'4"

Fave foods: healthy foods, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate.

Most hated foods: asparagus, and anything that is not tasty, healthy, or chocolate.

Fave movies are: Transformers 1-3, Lord of the Rings (all of them), and Disney.

Most hated movies: Horror, thriller, or suspense movies.

Fave books: Anything that involves fantasy and adventure or romance.

Most hated books: anything non-fiction.

Fave music: Anything but rap.

Most hated music: I already mentioned it didn't I.

Hobbies: swimming, reading, watching movies, reading fanfiction, looking up music on youtube, reading manga, watching anime, and reading web comics, and reading some more.

Things I hate doing: sitting around on my bum all day, watching TV, and doing nothing (I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!), and being bored.

Do NOT mention Twilight around me, I cry for Dracula every time I hear the title.

Otherwise I am a nice personable person.

Also, I have just started to write fanfiction, I'm trying to find inspiration. So if anybody has ANY story ideas, I will welcome them greatly.

Quotes I like

"When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that." -- Some guy named Tyler (From Zaerith Vinn)

"Computer programming today is a race with programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." -- A computer teacher.

“Incoming enemy fire has the right-of-way.” --Unknown

"Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run...he hates that." --Unknown

"That wasn't so bad. At least we're on the right planet." --Jetfire

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe any more. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever had a random mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, paste this in your profile because you rock.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, Artemis Nox, Midnighter67, lidsworth, barri-cade, Prowlersgirl, Kqurota Hestaine.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P

If when you go to sleep (or Language Arts) you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something (TRANSFORMERS) that now your parents are worried about you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy for Transformers copy and paste this on your profile!! That means now!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspaceand are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..(ones that are true for me will have a comment by them)

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun. *Shivers up an' down my spine*
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once. *Sides' is driven' Prowl crazy*
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again.
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime.
-You name your green Jeep Hound.
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. *So true*
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. *Yes I can*
-You used to hate technology and now you love it. *Used to, please I've always loved technology, now i just love it more*
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. *yup*
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. *LOL thats happened*
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo.
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. *I -You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee. *Yes*
-You know each song ever used in TF. *Almost*
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith. *Thats what thinkbutdontspeak thinks*
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war. *That would definitly work*
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor. *Dr.Perceptor, I don't understand this*
-You are known as General Jazz. *Only on Tuesday's*
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain. *Yup*
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie. *...No*
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms. *I should do that*
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. *Yup*
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God. *Sometimes*
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. *So true*
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons. *LOL Thats true*
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout. *Yup*
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. *LOL, if only...*
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names. *I actually did do that once*
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos. *COSMOS TAKE ME WITH YOU!*
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names. *Yup :D*
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.*Always loved the color yellow, now I just love it more*
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs. *Thats a good idea...*
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop. *LOL that sounds fun*
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires. *curse you Decepticons*
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble. *yup*
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer. *thats so very true*
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one. *yup*
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even though they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now. *yup*
-You refer soda as Energon as well. *yup*
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark. *will try*
-You also build a model of the Nemesis. *will try*
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.*want to*
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.*shouldn't want to, but do want to*
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.*Yup*
-You try to build a space bridge. *will try*
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron. *yup*
-You want Vector Sigma.*If I say please, will I get him?*
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs. *yup :3*

-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. *I got the help*
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. *yup XD*
-You want every toy even if it means importing it. *yes*
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times. *yup*
-You read this entire list and added to it. *yup*

-You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it.

-You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life. *yup*

-You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade.

-You get a shirt with the autobot symbol. *want to so badly*

-You buy a pinyata with a decepticreep symbol on it and smash away. *want to so badly*

-You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots.

-You hated cars, but now you love some and are scared of others. *yup*

-You don’t want a Kia even though it’s a cool car, because it doesn’t remind you of any Autobots *yup*

-You have, or plan on doing so, painted the Autobot insignia on your vehicle *yup*

-If one of your insults is 'Son of The Fallen' *yup*

-If you write a Transformers fanfiction to honor special dates.

-If every insult you use is related to Transformers *yup*

-If you read the Bible and it actually means even more to you after being a Transfan.

-If you were ever in an accident and immediately thought "Decepticon!" *yup*

Add more! It's fun to see what others put C=

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know the difference between 'there', 'they're', and 'their', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pick 10 characters from Transformers and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Ratchet

2. Optimus

3. Ironhide

4. Bumblebee

5. Soundwave

6. Ravage

7. Jazz

8. Megatron

9. Barricade

10. Prowl

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

WHAT THE FRAG!? RATCHET!!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

I'm sorry but no, you're too much like a father to me.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

IRONHIDE!!! GET THE FRAG OUT!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Bumblebee marry Barricade? Awwww!

5 cooked you dinner?

... Why are you cooking Asian food?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

--pets his head until he's purring uncontrollably--

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

AWESOME!!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

WHAT DID HE DO??!! If he and Starscream were fighting again, by Primus I'll... *grumble grumble grumble*...

9 made fun of your friends?

Oh, Barricade! I hope you like having your head bashed in!

10 ignored you all the time?

Sigh* I know I'm not a trouble maker, but seriously, Prowl we really need to work on your people skills.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Squish the fraggers then keep me with him for a week

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Worry, and call Ratchet to fix it. Who will then ask me how I managed it.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Problably a cannon, a lohengrin, a kitten, and a puppy.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Run in to save me

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Stare at me in unnerving silence

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Ravage would have a fit.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Play some awesome tunes, and give me a hug and cuddle.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Offer to kill the offending person. (I'd take him up on it too.)

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Barricade, WHY do you have poster the size of a small airplane?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Probably wonder who gave me so many energon sweets

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

You know what they say about giant alien robot medics...

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

I'm very worried. Barricade is bonded to Bumblebee. Perhaps you should go see Smokescreen.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

After they were done freaking out, possibly.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Bumblebee, I thought we already covered this, you're bonded to him for heaven's sake!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I don't think thats possible… that an Rav' is Waves symbiote

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Ravage? A player? Smack him in the head.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Cookie!

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Umm... Somebot will be the one for you I'm sure...-Nervouly pats him on the arm and wonders what's going on-

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

yes he makes really good bagels

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Haha… they won't let him stay, he glitches too much a the illogic of Chuck E' Cheese.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Why not? Can’t be too bad.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Same as me… WHAT THE FRAG OPTIMUS!!! Tell me this is just a phase you're going through.

3 told 6 he started his period.

Rav' is a cyber-cat, they don't have periods, and Ironhide I think you also need to pay a visit to Smokescreen.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Bee I would have slapped him with something much harder than a fish, like a metal bat, for going out with Jazz.

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Wave cusses OP in German and Ironhide is watching from behind a bush? He would be very confused and then shoot 'Wave.

6 got high.

WHO GAVE HIM THE CATNIP?!?!?! –climbs Ratchet-

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Tell me this is some sort of dare or prank, I really don't want to send anybody else to Smokescreen.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Why am I always losing?! And I can remember my own name!!

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Barricade can’t stand Ratchet, true. However, like all Bots and Cons he has a very healthy fear of Ratchet and would just go quietly clean himself up.

10 starts working at a bar.

Prowl!?!?! Wait, are you trying to convince Jazz to do something kinky?

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

Ratchet, I think you’re in need of a serious defrag...

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Sure, why not?

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Bee and Jazz? It's a hands down win for Jazz.

5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?

DJ/Techno dance party

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Ravage having a deep convo with Ratchet? Wave is the only one who can understand him so...

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Jazz stalks Barricade home? Prowl would grab Jazz and haul him home, lecturing him all the way.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Find a way to take control of the internet.

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A great kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Let me see how my name turned out like!

K: Really Silly

Q: A hypocrite

U: Is very sexual

R: Good Boyfriend/Girlfriend

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

T: A very good kisser

A: Hot

H: Easy to fall in love with

E: Has gorgeous eyes

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

A:Hot

I: Loves to smile and laugh

N: Can kick the shit out of you

E: Has gorgeous eyes

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AUTOBOTS

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for their number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and yell "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run, dumbass, run!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

If you have a best friend who would do all of this for you, copy this onto your profile.

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

As you can tell, my fandom has changed, however I will do my best to complete Missing Haori. Also, i have completely lost my muse for Fighting Love, it is now up for adoption. Sorry to those who were hoping for more.