Well, I haven't been here in a while...o.o

You know you’re Asian/Korean if:

(bold the ones that apply to you to make it a little more interesting)

1. You have hotdogs in your spaghetti.

2. You had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.

3. Your parents don’t want to drop your friends off unless they're on the way.

4. Your meals don't feel complete without rice.

5. You would automatically respond to ‘Shht?and ‘Hoy?

6. Your pajamas are the clothes you wore out from years ago.

7. You don't wash dishes in your dishwasher.

8. You're not allowed to turn on more than three things to save electricity.

9. You ask for something and your parents automatically say it's a waste of money.

10. You put batteries in your refrigerator so they last longer.

11. You get extra sauce packages and napkins from fast food restaurants.

12. You ask to sleep over at a friend’s house, your parents say "Why!" or "You have your own bed!"

13. You leave a light on in your house when you go to sleep.

14. Your parents aren't really involved with your school.

15. You leave something on when you’re gone so people think you’re home.

16. You've had a pole-like lamp with a satellite dish-shaped light on top. (in my bedroom)

17. You would use ‘Aii?’ or ‘Aiiyahh?’ in response to something.

18. You call every elder Uncle and Auntie, even if you're not related.

19. You don't call your older siblings by their names.

20. You've had a family nickname.

21. You have family members you've never even met before.

22. You've had a spiky plastic floor mat in your house or car. (in my brother’s room)

23. Your parents tell you to finish a box of food before opening the other.

24. You don't normally don't eat meals together as a family.

25. You know exactly what it means when your parents raise a slipper.

26. Your parents tell you not to talk to strangers and yet you find them giving you the phone to talk to an auntie or uncle that is a complete stranger.

27. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids/your friends.

28. Your parents always tell you to copy the smart things other people do.

29. You usually talk in your own language in the family more than English.

30. You call an air conditioner, "aircon."

31. You say open/close the lights instead of turn off/on the lights.

32. You have to take off your shoes before going into the house.

33. You always have a "TABO" in your bathroom.

34. Your mom can’t buy anything without bargaining with people.

35. At parties you have more than enough food. (because your parents shove it in your face even if you don’t want it)

Name: Christine

Age: 16

Birthday: February 9

Gender: Female

Occupation: Sleeping

Located: California, USA