It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait. Snarky! Delicious! DG. Won multiple awards!

Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!

Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.

Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.

Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Draco and Hermione are wanting each other but things start to happen. Deaths, beatings, attacks, forgiveness, and new lifes. Is it lust ... or is it love?

You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.

PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!

According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP

What can you do when hatred is tearing your world apart? Can you survive when love is all you have left? And how can you win when you’re fighting your own reflection? DMHG, HPGW.

I am a fool, father…" He scolded himself, leaning against the wall of the room heavily. "But…for her…I don’t think there’s any other way to be." COMPLETED! YaY!

To his friends, Harry Potter died eight years ago. When he suddenly returns, he finds that things have changed--drastically. Now, he must win back the woman he loves and gain her trust again... Before it's too late.