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Famous Quotes

"Violence is never the answer but it's a damn good solution" - Laura at Lunch

"Clare you just lost your triangles."
"I HAVE N... oh so I have!" - Clare and Rachael in Math

"Hey Nicole?"
"WHAT?"
"Jumbay wants to be.."
"GAME!!"
"I hate you." - Me and Nicole in Spanish

"Bella what have I told you about telling an RE teacher about horror films"
"b..."
"I do not want to here it you have probably scarred the woman for life."
"V..."
"No B...The bells gone!! Why didnt you tell me this?"
"I TRIED!!" - Me and Bella in Re

"Yo Clare what you doin?"
"Yo mom!" - Me and Clare in Form time

"I am ashamed of you."
"What now?"
"You broke the second commandment."
"HUH!"
"Yeah Bella you worship Robert Pattinson as a god."
"I do not"
"Do I have to remind you about the shrine in your locker."
"B-b.."
"You have to at least take down...all of your pictures of him." - Me, Bella and Victoria in Re

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

99.9% of girls would be screaming and crying if Justin Bieber was at the top
of the empire state building ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be
part of the 0.1% sitting, eating a bucket of popcorn and yelling at him to jump!
- same with R-Patz *shudders*

Harry Potter pledge:
If I get a facial scar,
I'll think of Harry P
And if my brothers take all control
I'll think of Ron Weasley
If my hair is like a bush
I'll think Hermione G
Or if I feel too overworked
I'll think of poor Dobby
And if I feel just like a snoot
I'm Draco M that day
If I am simply just a hoot
I'm Hedwig all the way
If I feel way too wise and old
I'll think of Dumbledore
Or I'll be dear old Neville L
Any time I snore
I'll think of Hagrid every time
The food is just too bad
And Voldemort will fill my mind
Whenever I am mad
My blood will run gold every time
That I am truly brave
Or I'll be a Marauder
When I simply can't behave
Sevy Snape will be my guy
When love is complicated
And I'm Delores Umbridge
When I am simply hated
Hogwarts is my only home
Until I'm cold and dead
And when I put down one of the books
It won't be left unread
I pledge my life to Harry P
And the magic world around
Cuz JKR has touched my life
And to Harry James Potter, I am bound

- My parents still wont admit they stole my Hogwarts letter just cuz they're jealous! :'-(

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Hidden Fairy, MississippiGirl13,Tomahawk 3.0. Howl of the Wolves, randompersoneatingpie.

Fav quotes.

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!...You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it, once..." "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone

"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - " "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum." Mrs. Weasley, Fred and George. Philosopher's Stone

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." -Fred and George, Chamber of Secrets

"Harry! Simply splendid to see you, old boy--" "Marvelous. Absolutely spiffing." "That's enough, now." "Mum! How really corking to see you--" -Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Prisoner of Azkaban

"Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt." -Fred, Goblet of Fire

"Ron, just because you have the emotional capacity of a teaspoon doesn't mean everyone else does!" -Hermione, The order of the Pheonix

"Gomez. Marvelous news. I'm having a baby... Right now." -Morticia, The Addams Family Values