Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

Out of all the votes that were given to me in the reviews for "Artemis' Broken Maidenhood (Pertemis)" Hestia was the popular vote. Following right after Percy awakens from his fight with the minotaur, Percy has no idea how to live on, especially with how overwhelmed he is by everything. That is until a certain goddess comes into his life and changes everything for him for the best.

Percy Jackson recently lost his mother, he now has to live at Camp Half-Blood, and now he has to deal with his problem of cancer on his own. But can a certain daughter of Ares, a certain goddess, and a certain huntress help relieve him of his pain and misery before death approaches him? Will he be prepared for the evil that is beginning to rise once again? Only one way to find out.

Six-year-old Teddy Lupin hates how unhappy his uncle Harry is. He decides to fix things. Time Travel to the rescue. HONKS. Shout out to Chaos Snow Kitsune for the idea

My next One-shot. This one was inspired to me by a few things I once saw in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", "Dragon Ball", and "300: Rise of an Empire". And yes, like "Gaia's True Love" and "Hera's Affair", it's a long read. After saving Annabeth and Artemis from the titan Atlas, Percy goes through some emotional drama. That is, until a certain goddess comes in and changes everything. Enjoy!

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Now, here's a Percy x Hera one-shot. This will be inspired by another Percy x Hera story, A Queen's Affair, I think the name of the story was. I can't really remember because the story was unfortunately deleted. And this'll also be written similar to how I wrote "Gaia's True Love". I hope you all like it. Full summary couldn't fit in here, so the full summary is in the document.

ONE-SHOT Harry falls in love with a girl whose smile lights up his world. She came into his life by breaking into his home, and they meet for first time when Harry fell down the stairs trying to get a look at her.

Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.

Percy's betrayal drove him off the rails. But what happens when he's force into service of the Hunt? He was a broken man after everything had finally gotten to him, but can anyone pull him back from the brink of hopelessness? Whether they CAN or not; Artemis and Thalia are both determined to try.

Since a lot of people have been telling me that my story Percy's Sex Adventures would probably be a lot better if I continued from where I started the first chapter and that I think there aren't enough stories about Percy being with Gaia, I've written this. What this will be is the first chapter from Percy's Sex Adventures and me taking that chapter much further on. Hope you like.

When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...

Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.

Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.

In their sixth year Hermione finds Harry's Will, learning of his love for her, but what will she do with this knowledge. Pairings...I'm not telling, but there is a easy way to find out.

At some point of our lives we look back and wonder; 'What if I had done something differently back then? How much better would my life have been' That's all we can do at this point right? Sometimes though...sometimes we get a second chance to accomplish that one thing we always wanted to. If we don't recognize those moments, we don't deserve happiness anyway.

Oneshot. The son of Poseidon, betrayed by his love remembers his past lives and loves and the betrayal that came with them. This was written pre-Blood of Olympus, it is no longer accurate to the story but is accurate to the myths

One shot. Sequel to Rebirth. The reactions and reasons for each of Percy's past and present lovers. The reasons behind their betrayal and how it affects them.

Harry is a product of his environment, a murderer by eight, reform school by nine, by ten he has taken out another problem. Now he is eleven and is headed for Hogwarts with revenge on his mind and cold steel in his hand. By twelve he has two wives and is building an empire.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

Harry is forced to leave England when a Magical Creature law tries to force him with someone he hates.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .

Some itches are better left unscratched. Harry has an Unforgivable request of Hermione.

Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.