Whats up?? Hi, I'm irunwithvampires12!

Let's see, now i guess I'll tell you a bit about myself:

Favorite books: Twilight (duh), Harry Potter, Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Evermore, Anthem, Vampire Academy, The Red Pyramid, The Lost Hero, Identical, and many more!

Favorite TV shows: X Files (blame my dad), MI-5 (aka Spooks), and Sherlock (I blame the fact that I am easily distracted by anything from the BBC on PBS).

Gender: Girl

Real name: HA yeah like I'm going to tell YOU

Random bits of information: I love music, I love reading, I love the rain.

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ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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By St. Fang of Boredom!

I bolded things that ive done:

~Theater Kid~
Ever been in a School play?
Have you ever seen a Broadway/West End show?
Seen more than 10 shows?
x Have you ever been/are you in school shows?
Does your current job involve theater in some way?
Want to end up working in/for theater?
Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical? (Wicked, West Side Story, Sound of Music, Grease...)
x Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever? Sadly, yes but to me it isn't very random!
x Do you like the Sound of Music?
Did you like the Broadway show?
TOTAL: 3

~Redneck~
x Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? Does a old seat from minivan count? (dont ask)
Do you drive a four-wheeler?
Do you ride four-wheelers?
x Do you like to get dirty?
Do you like country music?
Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
x Do you own a cowboy hat?
x Do you live on more then 1 acres?
Do you have more than 4 different animals at your home?
x Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?
TOTAL: 5

~Goth~
Do you wear black eyeliner?
x Is most of your clothing dark?
Do you think about death often?
Do you want to die?
x Are you a social outcast? kind of
x Are you pale? compared to most mexicans, yeah
x Do you own something from Hot Topic?
x Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
Are you mean? if i hate your guts
TOTAL: 5

~Punk~
Can you skateboard?
x Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ett.?
x Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? i guess you could say yes
x Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
Do you watch the x-games?
x Do you have any piercings?
Do you like/wear a mohawk?
x Do you wear Band t-shirts?
Are you a rebel without a cause?
x Have you called someone a poseur recently?
Does it tick you off when people say poser instead of poseur?
TOTAL: 6

~Prep~
x Do you say the word "like" alot? yeah sometimes
Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
x Do you laugh alot?
Have/do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH?
Do you like pop music?
Do you want/have a little dog?
Do you smile a lot?
x Do you hang out with your friends alot?
Do you always carry a purse/wallet? most of the time
TOTAL: 3

~Hippie~
Is your hair long?
x Do you own a tie-dye shirt?
x Do you want to save the animals?
x Do you think war is unnecessary?
x Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
x Have you ever participated in a protest? did anyone hear about that march in phoenix, az a couple years ago? I walked in it!
x Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
x Do you play a ukulele or os?
Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe?
x Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?
Do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar? (the first part)
TOTAL: 8.5

~Gangsta~ i totally epicly fail this
Do you act ghetto?
Do you wear do-rags?
Do you like hip-hop?
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
Do you believe he's alive?
Do you like afros?
x Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
Do you like to dance? ya, but i think i'm talking about a different type of dance here! lol
Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
TOTAL: 1

~Emo~
Do you cry often?
x Do you wear hoodies?
x Do you like loud music?
x Do people not understand you?
x Do you write your own poems?
Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? (i shall dye my hair black with red highlights when i turn 16!)
Have you ever cut yourself?
Are you LONELY? sometimes:(
Do you like Ohio is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights?
x Do you think a lot? Heck yeah!
TOTAL: 5

~Surfer~
Do you surf?
Do you wear flip flops year-round? (I used to wear them alot)
x Is your hair shaggy? (layered)
Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
x Do you own any pairs of shorts?
Are you tan? slightly, but not really
Do you want to be at the beach right now? (No!)
Do you hate tourists?
TOTAL: 2.5

~Geek~
Do you wear glasses? sadly yes, and i really want different ones! or better yet contacts!
x Do you get good grades?
Do use an inhaler? I'm a chronic asthmatic, of course i use an inhaler!
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
Does your mom pick out your clothes? (sadly she used to, a long long time ago)
x Are you on the computer often? what else is there do to?
x Do you ever get picked on? Stupid Parker...
Do you look forward to going to school? (The people who are, no offense, are crazy wait, does it count when you want to go on the bus?)
Are you shy around the opposite gender? if i like the guy then, most likely yeah but thats just crazy me but im not shy around my guy friends or guys i hate, those guys i'm usually beating up when the teacher isn't looking. Hey, they ask for it!
TOTAL: 3.5

Stereotypes: I'm the bolded ones.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm A VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I'm A FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I'm A BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I'm A FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. mainly just on fanfiction.net though

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.

I'm A BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm A TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm A MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I HAVE GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.

I'm AN ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I HAVE A LOT OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.

I'm A CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.

I'm A JEW, so I MUST be greedy.

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm A GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I LIKE CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi. (i speak a little German so does that count?)

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.

I'm A TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm AN OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE SIGNED WITH DISNEY, so I MUST be a gay and childish.

I'm A DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I AM LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm A TEEN GIRL WHO LIKES TO HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN WITH MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a whore, slut, and a lesbian.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I FROWN A LOT, so I MUST be a nerd.

I GET BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.

I LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a teenie bopper, obsessed fangirl.

I'm A JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.

I'm A HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.

I'm POLITE TO TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I'm A TEENAGER WHO STILL LIKES THE DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish

I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world

I LIKE SUNLIGHT, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer

I LIKE THE OPERA, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money

I HAVE MORE THAN FIVE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a prep

I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money

I LIKE DIAMONDS AND PEARLS, so I MUST be controlling

I WEAR PERFUME, so I MUST be a flirt

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm A CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I TAKE (OR USED TO TAKE) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I'm A PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm A WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm A VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im A STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm A SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm A PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect ( wait if your family is mormon does that count? my family is mormon but im not baptised)

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black (I'm not rascist; I only have one friend)

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm A PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND I'M A GUY, so I MUST be emo.

I HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak

I AM A FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm AN ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak

I AM AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt

I’m A YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm A TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT WHEN I GO OUTSIDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be a loser

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (BUT I AM!)

I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.

I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I HAVE MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY; so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. (some things i disagree with)

I AM A WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm A PERSON, so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I LIKE GAMES AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be white.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I GO TO RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm A PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems

I LIKE FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a loser

I'm A VEGETARIAN, so I MUST hate when people eat meat and MUST try to make them vegetarian, too.

~From Natvv

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 () You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 () You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 () You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 () You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 () You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 () You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile. (oh great, now HelenEle has another reason to call me crazy and weird, OH WELL!!)

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you have so much "Copy&Paste" stuff on your profile you think you deserve an award for it Cop&Paste this onto your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (No, but I love my two shirts with the little owl at the bottom:)

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. (Since I'm Mexican I should just yell that at my house...)

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (No)

4.You know which pages the good parts are on. (yeah, the whole book practically!)

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.(no, I absolutely adore them, my sister and I run up and down the street during monsoons)

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.(yuppers)

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (no...but good idea!!)

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (ermm...okay, one time a quiz said it was Athena then another one said Hades 0.o)

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (not really)

10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (I already read it)

11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (No.)

12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.(I take notes, and in the margins I write stuff about PJO)

13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.(You don't have spelling words in Junior High)

14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. (yup)

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Whenever I have the chance)

16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (good idea)

17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (no)

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (no.)

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (I will when I go to D.C.)

20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (wtf)

21.You dream about PJO every night. (not every night)

22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (NONONONONO I'M NOT STUPID I'M NOT ABOUT TO GET ON THEIR BAD SIDE)

23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (hmmm...I think so)

24.You know PJO better then most sane people

25.You have links to every great PJO site (working on it)

26.You add things to the list every day (wait what...sorry my mind blanked)

27.You know what you would do if you were Percy(no)

28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (uh...no)

29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (yes.)

30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (no)

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (no)

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' (I decided parents for everyone i know)

33.You are trying to learn Greek (yes)

34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Yes, I couldn't stop thinking of Percy when I was in New England since the beach was like, everywhere)

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. (no)

36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (no)

37.You have an instant crush on Nico! (guilty...)

38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (Yup I have a app on my iPod touch that has a bunch of information on Greek mythology)

39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.(no...)

40.You want to learn Latin (yes)

42.You copy/paste this onto your profile (*sarcastically* NO!!!)

43.About 75-100% of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (my only fic is about PJO)

44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to (yes)

45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (well kind of)

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (HelenEle, do you think I'm obsessed?)

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess(Nope...YET)

50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (*nods and smiles*)

51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 (oh, woah I didn't even realize there wasn't a number 41!)

52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (im too tired)

53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things (hold on...i think so...)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (most of the time)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yup)

You write fanfictions about the book. (why else would I have an account?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yup)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (no..well kinda)

Everything reminds you of the book.(*laughs nervously* umm hehe..uh...yeah)

You quote random lines all the time.(in my head)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (not really)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (I should start doing that once schools back in session)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (yeah...)

You've got a book memorized. (kinda)

You've read a book more than five times. (i think so)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (yep)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (um no)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yeah)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (whoever calls Jasper Hale fictional better run)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock. (i'm not that obsessed with Maximum Ride. *looks in mirror to see if I have wings*)

Your idol is a character from a book. (no)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

if you think that Crowfeather and Leafpool should be together forever, copy and paste this in your profile!

if you think that Graystripe and Silverstream were the best couple in all of the series, copy and paste this in your profile

if you miss Lupin and Tonks and wish they never died, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever hyperventilated for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a book or movie that you have dreamt about it for several nights in a row, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're an avid fan of Harry Potter, copy this onto your profile!

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or isliving with cancer~¸.•´) ¸.•)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doe's not like Chocolate?)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Originally by psychncislover

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

inside jokes: (these aren't supposed to make sense to some people) DO NOT ASK ABOUT SOME OF THESE you really don't want to know...

moles live in holes

rice Cakes OMG

NEVER GIVE EYE CONTACT TO A TWINKIE

Rice ruined my phone!

Fruitcakes

No freaking comment

I want to live here but I don't want to live here

Everyone is in Prescott, Sedona, or Flagstaff to get away from him.

I look like Dr. Oz!!!