Marriage is for suckers. And so is love.

75 times Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson disagreed with each other and the one time they didn't

She hated the rude git, he hated the stuck-up cow. Always enemies, yet somehow ended up with both Noah and Albus as their best friends, forcing the two to meet, and fight with, often. Until one day, there was a common goal that forced the two enemies that used to butt heads, to combine heads in an unlikely and reluctant alliance. Meanwhile, Noah is laughing his arse off at the two.

Bellatrix Lestrange is at large, and Harry Potter suspects that the only two who can stop the psychotic Death Eater and aid in saving the Wizarding World are an unlikely pair: Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. AU.

"Your mother must be one hell of a woman... I mean... to be married to a Malfoy," Harry figured as he looked at the boy from the future in front of him once again; the shape of his face, his complexion, the tousled brown wavy hair. Oh Merlin! "Hermione?" When Harry saw that mischievous smile on Xander's face, he fainted.

How Narcissa Black became Narcissa Malfoy.

Everyone knows that Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other. They really, really hate each other.

Side-story to Twist of Fate that tells what happens to Harry after he flees to Romania following Draco's trial. Complete Spoiler to Twist of Fate. Warnings: Language, Lime, some angst. Main Pairing: HP/CW Complete pairing list inside. Timeframe: 2000-2003; Flashbacks to 1998 and earlier.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.