caelum-et-infernum
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Joined 05-11-13, id: 4717846, Profile Updated: 08-21-13
Author has written 9 stories for Community, Hobbit, Sherlock, and Glee.

THE ONLY THING THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME IS THAT I WILL PROMISE TO UPDATE REGULARLY BUT WILL PROBABLY FAIL IN DOING SO BECAUSE I AM UNBELIEVABLY LAZY

Also I don't even know how to use this website so yeah, chaos will ensue. Read my fics though yeah, cuz yakno ya want to.


I study creative writing at university, have so far completed 2 portfolios, and write at least once everyday. PM me with any questions, ideas, or requests. I am open to collab in many fandoms or work as an editor.

Conversely, contact me on my Tumblr www(.)iblogaboutit-heforgetshispants(.)tumblr(.)com

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Wand-Waving Antics reviews
"And it should be a sin, he thinks, that these lips which design a sound so heavenly, should be so good at kissing too." [ Semi-AU in which Blaine is writing and starring in A Very Potter Musical. Kurt offers to help him ] /Fluffy. Klaine. A Very Potter Musical references. Darren's Afro makes an appearance.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Fics That Never Were reviews
"It's all disjointed sentences and entangled words; slightly muffled by the covers and the darkness." / Trobed ficlets. Mostly fluff. Some angst and mentions of physical relations, but no graphic scenes. This collection will be updated regularly. Slash. M/M
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Abed N., Troy B.
221Baroque reviews
"So, when they both return home tonight, high off of the glory of another case solved, and John finds that his quiet evening is going be ruined by that infernal violin, he will pretend that he doesn't mind." /Analytic piece with little plot but a whole lot 'a heart. Includes our beloved protagonists, a dead body, and Sgt Donovan's wandering mind. Can read as slash or friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Very Funny, Bilbo reviews
"Are you not mad at us, burglar?" Kili asks between mouthfuls. He knows that Bilbo has a short temper at the best of times, and that the further away from the Shire they are, the more agitated Bilbo becomes." /Fili is authoritative, Kili is confused, Bilbo cracks a joke and the ponies are no where to be seen. Just a normal day in middle earth then… drabble-y, barely AU, for funsies
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Ties and Ties reviews
"Abed can't really explain what emotion it is that he's feeling, but it manifests itself as a churning stomach, sweaty palms and shaky hands, and he isn't at all fond of it. It's something he would rather live without. Much like this infernal tie." Troy is shocked, Abed is confused, and is it me or are there way too many emotions hurtling around this tiny bathroom? /Trobed fluff.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Abed N., Troy B.
Heroes and Zeroes reviews
The 'Zero to Hero' trope is a commonly used device. But what if your protagonists are a little bit of both? /The juxtaposition of society and personality through our favourite onscreen relationship. Ficlet, based on the prompt: Heroes and Zeroes. Fluff. Plotless. Discussive piece.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Abed N., Troy B.
Lost and Found reviews
Troy is constantly losing things. Abed rarely loses anything. Abed is confused but he really doesn't mind. / Pure fluff. Ficlet. Based on the prompt: Loss. Troy/Abed. Pre-slash.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Troy & Abed Making Wiiiiiishes reviews
Episode tag to 04x01 [History 101]. Based on the premise that Troy and Abed like to make wishes at the fountain. "Abed is still smiling and that is all that matters to him." /Pre-slash, one slight swear, short piece, no real plot to speak of, fluff.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
Twisted Identity
"There is no such thing as a perfect replica, only something that is created in the image of another" Troy understands Abed so wholly, and it is undeniably a thing of intense beauty. /Written for prompt: twisted identity. Poetic prose, ever so slightly existentialist and thoroughly in-depth. Short piece. Implied Troy/Abed ergo Slash.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete