I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE A...HIATUS! I am taking time off for GCSE coursework. (A very very very annoyingseries ofexams that I have to take.)

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Hey kids! It's Mickey Mouse! Er... no not really. It's just two deranged people that have to share an account.

Sonic Rules! (That's the one who added Tails to the name. He is the one in bold)

Les Miz Rules! (Well apart from this bit,thats me,the marginally more sane one)

By the way Tails says he did not write any of that stuff about Live8, it was just me going off on one.
Well maybe if you hadn't HOGGED the computer I might have. Listen to her folks, she's right. MAKEPOVERTYHISTORY!

I like Legend of the Dragon it's really cool.

We don't really care about pairings that much except Ron/Luna (Which we understand is not cannon!) We also hate Lance/Kitty because Lance is an arrogant jerk, hate Spidey/MJ because it breaks my 'Mutant Law', as does Kurt/Amanda. (Amanda is just STINKY anyway)

Just in case you were wondering...

Here is my 'Mutant Law':

No mutant shall date/marry any non-mutant.
This is because non-mutants can not protect themselves and lead their mutant partner into danger (Or insanity)
For evidence of this see 'Spiderman1.'
Also because mutant partners are able to understand other mutants better.
For evidence of this see the X-Men Evolution episode'Growing Pains'(or maybe it's Power Surge...)(Ooo my video- Can you see Duncan coping with Jean's powers when they went haywire?)
Mutants will be more likely to stay with each other when things get tough.
For evidence of this see whatever episodes they are when the mutants have to hide out from the government.
(MJ is a WIMP! I HATE her.)

So technically Lance/Kitty complies but I HATE Lance (Lance is a PEABRAIN)
So hint, hint Spidey and Kurt, to comply with the 'law' Black Cat and Kitty should be your girlfriends.
Kurt and Kitty are a really sweet couple and as I said before Amanda STINKS!

Yeah Ok, we might care about pairings. But hey, we're wierd- get used to it.

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Sonic Rules Again And Eggman Stinks (I swear I need to get his head looked at.)

By the way, no-one I know actually agrees with this, but Cho Chang isn't so bad. I don't think she was right for Harry, but I feel sorry for her. Most of my friends think she's just a wimp, but if you put yourself in her position, you might find that she reacted sort of normally to what had happened. I mean, Cedric's death also meant the first sign of Voldermort's return to power, and you can't really blame her for being jealous of Hermione after what Harry said on that date. She also can't have been just a 'dumb airhead' as what house was she in?- Ravenclaw and you have to be smart to get in to Ravenclaw. So come on, people, stop with the Cho- bashing! She's not evil, she's just a normal girl trying to figure out what's happening in her life. And as for the 'hosepipe' thing, Hermione can open the floodgates just as well as Cho can, only people don't make such a big thing over that. When someone dies (and you like them) just the mention of their name can set you off. (That happened to me the other day and it's been 3 years) Hermione sometimes cries over really insignificant things, like Harry yelling. I'm not saying we all have to bow down and worship Cho, just to try and understand her a bit more.
Aagh! I really went off on one there didn't I? Now some one who deserves to be hated is Bellatrix Lestrange... but I won't go there.

Another message to Louisa Radcliffe: I don't care if you still think Cho is an airheaded freak- she's still Harry's love intrest in the next movie and there is nothing you can do about it. And she kisses him in book 5- so you can go sit in a corner and turn green with jealousy 'coz we all know the real reason you hate Cho. Actually Cho isn't that bad don't ya know.

Boy, she can write can't she? Please don't start on Bellatrix.
I won't.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelu
Cut that out!
Sorry.

Hello Moonlight Eyes, glad to see your profile's working. By the way, at the moment I'm sailing on the HMS Red Moon, and I'm booked for the next few trips! And the wine thing WAS NOT MY FAULT! Yes Signo, I know I'm wierd, but hey - I was sick of all that stuff in Half Blood Prince.

Hehe, sorry Tails I had to do that.
It's not fair 'Ponine I have no one to shout out to.
Shout out to Signo then.
Ok - hi Signo! Thanks for the message!
There you go.
Thanks. Hey guess what! Signo says I'm the only one who can use her characters! Yay! Go me, Go me!
SHUT UP!
Sorry.

Since all my friends have told me to do this, here it is:
Favourite Characters in Harry Potter: The Marauders, (even Wormy- somehow I can't bring myself to hate him) Ron, Cho, Luna, Fleur Um... yeah, that would be it.

Least Favourite Characters in Harry Potter: Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Neville, Susan, Marrieta, Draco, Viktor, Parvati, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, Mr and Mrs Weasley, Lucius, and I would like her, but since she killed Sirius... Bellatrix. And since the Half Blood Prince, Hermione!
Voldie's Ok though. The others I am indifferent to.

Favourite Characters in X-Men: Kurt, Kitty, Bobby, Jubilee

Least Favourite: Lance. I don't hate anyone more than Lance. Amanda is a close second though.
The others I am indiferent to.

Actually, looking back over this, I must have confused a lot of people with my ideas of pairings, so here are the pairings I can stand, and the pairings I can't:

Update: Since Half Blood Prince, I am definitely a Ron/Luna shipper. Remus/Tonks was also quite sweet, but REMUS BELONGS TO SIRIUS! Yes, I am in DeNile. So sue me. Can I just take this moment to say that I only like ONE Remus/Sirius story- the Nymphie Biscuits one? So that comment about Remus belonging to Sirius is only'Ponine's view, got it?

Hah. See, we have to thank Marauder (captain of the HMS Wolfstar at fictionalley)for bringing my brother around to that pairing. Thanks Marauder!

From X-Men: Evolution I can stand: Kurt/Kitty,(The best pairing ever) Scott/Jean, Rouge/Remy and Bobby/Jubilee

I can't stand: Kurt/Amanda, Lance/Kitty.

From Star Wars: Umm... this one's difficult. Um... Anyone else noticed that Anakin/Padme is kinda sick? Just look at the front cover of the Phantom Menace. (This worked with my friends today, half of them ran off screaming and the other half carried on about drunken Jedi in lightsaber underwear singing Like a prayer.) So, even though it's sort of wierd too, we have become... Obidala fans.
Dun Dun Dun!
Obidala means Obi Wan and Padme Amidala, in case you were wondering. There seems to be hints of it in Revenge of the Sith.

Anyway, not really anything I can't stand from Star Wars. I mean, I can see where people are coming from on the whole ObiWan/Qui Gon and Obi Wan/Anakin thing, but I'd like to think that none of them are gay.

There, hopefully that clarifys things.

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Well, now you have an insight into the strange world of Tails and Eponine. You've heard the things we like and dislike and have read crazy things about mutants and Cho Chang. Tails even sang the Hallelujah chorus!(Something not for the faint hearted!) So, thanks for getting this far, I don't know how you managed to survive without brain damage!Good-bye, this message will self destruct in 5 seconds.(If Eponine could work out how to get the bomb to work!)
No, hang on I think I've got it-

#Bang!#