Samma: Hello and Welcome! My name, as far as you need to be concerned, is Samma! I share this account with my friend Lucifer. Say hi Luci!

Lucifer: Hey, Nice to meet you. I'm Lucifer and just to be clear only Samma can get away with calling me Luci.

Samma: Now to tell you about ourselves. I am violent by nature and don't respond well to rudeness. But I'm also pretty chillax and I love people, especially authors who are nice. I don't like yuri or angst. I love a good smut scene or a well written fight scene, but don't write them if your not comfortable, it shows.

Lucifer: I enjoy a good story. I really only enjoy it if its well written, otherwise it annoys me. I hate my writing style but I'm a decent editor. I love stories that are family based or fluff. I don't enjoy reading heavy smut stories, that's Samma. I don't give hate mail and I don't want any because it's a waste of everyone's time.

Samma: If you are going to message us please let it make sense and be simple. We both really hate it when people talk around the subject. Just get to the point.

Lucifer: I do have one story up, but it's terrible so I wouldn't recommend reading it. Although if you really want a good read check out our Favorites, we maxed out how many we can show on our page we have so many.

Samma: Lots of love to the authors and authoresses who made this all possible.

97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one
of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU
SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

A dragon lives forever
But not so little boys,
Painted wings and giant rings
Make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow,
Green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend,
Puff could not be brave
So Puff that mighty dragon,
Sadly slipped into his cave.

QUOTES*

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. (John Locke)

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg. (Anon)

I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. (Jewish Proverb)

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one. (Rita Mae Brown)

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. (Roy Disney)

Some persons are very decisive when it comes to avoiding decisions. (Brendan Francis)

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. (David Russell)

"I've never believed in child saviors," Elphaba said. "As far as I'm concerned, children are the ones who need saving." (Wicked by Gregory Maguire)

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. (Unknown)

"We're every one of us alone in this world, Gemma." He doesn't say it bitterly. "But you have company, if you want it." (The Sweet Far Thing by Libba Bray)

"As it says in another very fine book, it's terribly easy to persuade children that they are worthless." (Inkheart by Cornelia Funke)

Flesh of his flesh. Child. Such a powerful word. The most powerful of all. (Inkdeath by Cornelia Funke)

No upbringing can completely eradicate a person's essential character. (Brilliance of the Moon)

We're each of us our own chiaroscuro, our own bit of illusion trying to emerge into something solid, something real. We've got to forgive ourselves that. I must remember to forgive myself. Because there's an awful lot of gray to work with. No one can live in the light all the time. (A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray)

"It is one thing to prepare for greatness. It is another entirely to have it thrust upon you." (The Sweet Far Thing by Libba Bray)

Wesley closed his eyes. There was pain coming and he had to be ready for it. (William Goldman, The Princess Bride)

Does the walker choose the path or the path the walker? (Garth Nix, Sabriel)

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy. (Lucille Ball)

"All right," said Spiff. "Now this is what I say, anyone who thinks they've got a better plan can say so afterwards." (Michael de Larrabeiti, The Borribles Go for Broke)

How much darkness could children bear before darkness became a part of them forever? (Inkdeath by Cornelia Funke)

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. (Jane Howard)

In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together. (Ralph W. Sockman)

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. (Edgar Watson Howe)

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. (Arnold Glasow)

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. (Plautus)

Secrets are things we give to others to keep for us. (Elbert Hubbard)

"It is only a saying: To those who will see, the world waits." (The Sweet Far Thing by Libba Bray)

Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships. (Stephen R. Covey)

It has been said, "time heals all wounds". I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone (Rose Kennedy)

The language of friendship is not words but meanings. (Henry David Thoreau)

To be whole. To be complete. Wildness reminds us what it means to be human, what we are connected to rather than what we are separate from. (Terry Tempest)

Secrets are made to be found out with time. (Charles Sanford)

You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present. (Jan Glidewell)

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you." (Elbert Hubard)

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival." (C. S. Lewis)

"The better part of one's life consists of his friendships." (Abraham Lincoln)

"Though our communication wanes at times of absence, I'm aware of a strength that emanates in the background." (Claudette Renner)

"The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most morvelous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it of by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life." -Hugh Walpole

This is turning out to be one of those days where you sit in front of computer watching british people dye their hair red and paint their hair purple

But maybe the feeling was right..and now Sora's tied up in the backseat of the mentioned Mercedes..tears running down his cheeks screaming for his two best friends..who are currently enjoying a sundae together at Dairy Queen.

Online? Like eBay? Oh! soraBay! Get your own previously owned and molested Sora! Fun, fun!

-8-end Quotes -8-

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, Samma-sugar and Lucifer-luci.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

LOVE

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love is the breakdown of one's mind … it is the sudden rush that occurs in your heart that leads to unusual behavior and irrational actions. It also decreases your reaction time and lowers your pace in a certain amount of degree. If this happens to you, then you've fallen for it, you're in love.

What it is, to know the difference between: the unconditional love of a friend, that will make the rest of your days happy and cheerful; and the unconditional love of a soul-mate, who will give the rest of your days meaning

"Love _You know its love when you look into his eyes and suddenly you can't remember your name.

Love_all my life i've read about it, dreamt about it, waited for it, needed it. Now with you i have it.

So there's this boy and the way he laughs makes me smile, and the way he talks gives me butterflies...Just everything about him makes me happy...I wonder if this is love?

Love is like lightning you get struck ONCE and baby it KILLS!

Maybe someday you will see you made a big mistake leaving me for her

In order to be irraplaceable one must always be diffrent

Our love is strong...but why do i feel so weak?

I'll love you until my last breath takes you away from me...

All i want is one guy to prove to me that there not all the same...

The meaning of love...is you.

Bythe way...you are everything i've always wanted needed and breathed for.

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

Hold hands not grudges, break dance not hearts, do hugs not drugs, BE HAPPY NOT EASY.

Your the only thing that it would hurt me to lose. When did i become so reliant?

If only he knew how much i need_love him...

In the end you're still perfect in my eyes...no matter what horrors you have seen and or done.

Love is when you miss him even before he leaves, when you could listen to him talk all night and never get tired of hearing his voice, when the sound of his name sends chills down your spine, and you see his smile the second you close your eyes.

Take a chance! Because you never know how perfect something could turn out to be.

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and i spill things aloy. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes i have a broken heart. My friends and i sometimes fight and maybe somedays nothing has gone right.But when i think about and take a step back i remember how truly amazing life is and that maybe, just maybe i like being unperfect

8 billion people in the world and i still want you...

Doing the right thing because you love someone sucks sometimes.

It will take some time to mend the damage that you've done but broken hearts do heal and that is where strength comes from.

He said "I Love You" I laughed and said "Sorry I'm Allergic to BullSh*t."

Love is not a one man job it simply take to hearts working as one.

Why am i so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine...

If looking back hurts you and looking forward scares you, then look beside you and i will always be here for you..

I don't care since no-one else seems to.

I wish i knew what he was thinking when he looks at me and smiles When you hold me all i want is to stay there forever.

I love him so...why can't i tell him?

I love you more than any word can say.
I love you more than every action i take.

I'll be right here loving you until the end...and the truth is i'd rather argue with you than kiss anyone else.

It's the kinda love that would get me out of bed at some crazy hour just because you needed me there.

Things don't need a reason to happen. Sometimes things don't have a meaning they just happen.