Hoedogghide bio
Author has written 12 stories for 7th Heaven, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Although I have been a "fan" of many shows throughout the years, the majority of fanfic I have written is for 7th Heaven. This is largely due to the influence of my favorite website, televisionwithoutpity.com, where a wonderful community of people gathers regularly to discuss the show's many shortcomings. I enjoy reading well-written 7H fanfic much more than I enjoy watching the actual show, and enjoy attempting to add to the canon. Additionally, I feel confident in my ability to produce a better product than what the WB serves us on a weekly basis. (Trust me, if you've been watching the show lately you'll know that's not a cocky statement.)Also, I finally ventured outside the CamVerse and wrote a post-"Chosen" Buffy fic that I'm fairly proud of. Overall I tend to enjoy writing and reading dark to semi-dark stories, although I try to lighten mine up with bits of humor here and there. In addition to my work on ff, I have written a pair of NC-17 fics which -- since they can no longer be posted here -- are posted at the homepage link above. "Rape, Lies, and Camdens" and its sequel "Beyond Redemption" were very experimental, and they ended up dragging in some places and going over-the-top in the others, but I'm still fairly proud of "To Be a Boy Again". It's short but sweet. Enough rambling from me. I hope you enjoy my work. Feel free to review it and let me know any praise, constructive criticism, or gripes you may have! |
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Your Brother's Eye by Hans the bold reviews
Now Chapter 95 has Erik and the twins singing Elvis tunes to one another. Oh, and that fine gentleman Kevin is still beating up Lucy...
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 110,263 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/14/2002
Hello, Security? by Hans the bold reviews
Ben seeks love in the Camden way, with help from Ruthie. Now, in Chapter 11 Ben shows his passion for Jill as only he can, and Eric says a special grace, which all sinners need to pay attention to.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,249 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 3/15/2003
O God, Wilt Thou Not Despise by calendaes reviews
A combination of my two Xander character studies. Will continue from chapter three into actual! Plotted! Story!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Xander H.
Til I Met You by cyher reviews
Lucy's world is turned upside down when the Camden's get some unexpected visitors. At the request of a reviewer: This is a kind of unconventional crossover. There is some violence, but it's rather tame.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
Sleight of Hand by Ishafel reviews
No one can keep an eye on the Queen of Hearts all of the time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2003
Personal Notices by Henrietta reviews
Eric comes to a few realizations.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2003
Witness by Dark Inzanity reviews
Chapter 5 posted! This is AU, Sam Camden is all grown up and in lots of trouble He reflects on life, and makes a decision. Contains sensitive material that may be upsetting to some readers. Read at your own risk, but please R/R!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
The Real Story by sophronia reviews
What really happened between Simon and Morris. New update: Simon tells Morris some secrets about life with the Camdens. Rated R for language and homosexuality.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 4/8/2002
Angry All The Time by IndigoCaress reviews
Completed!!!! Reach Ch 20 to see the conclusion. Please read and review. Thanks so much!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Complete
Crazy Buffy by Hans the bold reviews
And ... done. 41 chapters as Buffy Summers struggles for sanity and for meaning. Continuing the story begun in the episode 'Normal Again', Buffy faces the clash of worlds.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 33,535 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Buffy S., Joyce S.
Never Again Separate by Cypher reviews
*REPOSTED & COMPLETE* Before the twins are born, Eric and Annie are killed, and the Camden children are scattered. 8 years later, Matt, now 21, goes on a search to reunite with his lost siblings.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,666 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Absolution by Amy Blue reviews
''The wrong kind, the wrong hand to be holding, the wrong eyes to go searching behind, the wrong dream to have on my mind.'' Implied past slash.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/23/2003
Conscious by bj reviews
Her eyes are open so she figures she's conscious. Delia turns thirty.
Everwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2003
Lost and Found by Hans the bold reviews
A very, very different sort of fan fiction, this one is. Final update of chapters 10-11 now up, as is the rating.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 11/21/2002
Is not friendship divine in this? by Victorious Spirit reviews
Is Mary hell-bent on self-destruction? Are her new friends heaven-sent? The last two chapters are up. Thanks to everyone for the reviews. Please let me know if you liked the ending.
7th Heaven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,704 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002
Found by Lire reviews
The final sequel to "Lost" and "Searching." It's over now, Lucy's gone. Aren't we proud of her?
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002
Letters From the Wasteland by Ishafel reviews
Things fall apart.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002
Brother's Keeper: Loser, Weeper by Victorious Spirit reviews
The twins go to school
7th Heaven - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2002
A Very Camden Thanksgiving by sophronia reviews
Five years in the future, the Camdens gather for Thanksgiving. But things are not all as they seem.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2002
They’re Not Heavy by Hans the bold reviews
Lucy discovers a new and special love for Matt. No, it’s not what you think. Get your mind out of the gutter.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2002
One Tin Soldier by Hans the bold reviews
“Walking Away”, “And The Band Played On”, “I Have Loved You Dearly” and “We Gather Together” continue here. And, yes, it’s still rated PG-13 for its attempt at a realistic portrayal of a disintegrating family.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2002
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Camdens In Wonderland reviews
COMPLETE! The Camdens accidentally eat "special" brownies. Wacky hijinks ensue. Not recommended for younger readers.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,543 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Complete
Conversations With Annie reviews
A brief look at the Camdens in 2009.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2004
When She Dances reviews
Mary takes a wild new job in Fort Lauderdale. R for adult content. In Chapter 17, Mary has lunch with an old friend.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,716 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002
Unfinished Dance reviews
A Glenoak character we all know uses makeup to conceal family wounds.
7th Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2003
The Bad Touch reviews
Simon tries to help the twins after he learns their heartbreaking secret.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003
Let's Talk About Adult Relations reviews
Ruthie decides to film a movie sequel starring various family members and their significant others.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2003
Asphalt Mirror reviews
One woman's reflections upon leaving Glenoak.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
Filling in the Hole reviews
Not nearly as dirty as the title might imply. Buffy disguises a wake as a party and allows herself to feel the pain from losing Spike and Sunnydale. A one-chapter standalone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Buffy S., Xander H.
LSR reviews
Lucy has a secret, and she wants to share it with you. A standalone, one chapter short story. WARNING: Contains F/F.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
Young Hearts reviews
A short story about the progression of Ruthie and Jake's relationship. Epilogue added.
7th Heaven - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 11/13/2002
A Day in the Life reviews
Why is Kevin so wooden and unemotional around people in Glenoak? The answer lies in his past.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2002
Simon Camden Is a Drunk reviews
The pressure of being a Camden leads Simon to depression and alcoholism. R for language and themes.
7th Heaven - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 5/7/2002