Welcome, dear friends! You’ve foolishly wandered into my domain, poor sods. Tremble before my awesome Santa hat of power as I stand in silent judgement of you all! (You are pitifully unaware of my glorious maniacle belly-laughter!) However, I am a generous Herald of Season, so I bestow upon the masses the gift of my creative genius. (Once again you are denied the true joy of listening to my self-important tittering laughter, sorry little cuttlefish...)

Ahem, now that I have successfully subdued that incredibly insufferable nega-Santa...hello everyone!

My name among all you fine humans, and other various species, is Garnetio Solozari, pronounced gar-neh-shio so-low-czar-ee, and to all my heavily educated friends out there I do recognize that those are not real pronounciation guides.

I live in the United States, go figure eh? I’ve been writing off and on since I was very young for various things, but nothing professionally as of yet. I fell into fan fiction like most of us have, and I’ve been stuck ever since. Anyone here from one of my stories already knows this, but for those here from one cleverly written review or another, I have written a small group of stories for this site centered around a particularly well known blond knucklehead. Sadly... nothing has been finished, and even sadder is the fact that I haven’t updated them in forever, but that will change soon I hope!

I love reading most anything with Naruto and Harry Potter, especially crossovers. (Not limited to any specific crossovers either!)

I try to respond to all pms sent my way, so please feel free to send me a wire!

One last thing to anyone out there who cares:

My excuse for not updating any of my stories is that for the past year and a half I’ve been almost completely blind. Recent surgery has given me my vision - my life back and as I heal I am coming closer to rejoining you all.