Majikthizehide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Stargate: SG-1. Time I put something here methinks. Firstly, yes, the user name. I know, I know. It's not an obscure reference to a deviancy I have...although...well there is a funny story around it I won't bore you with. Anyone who's read Douglas Adams Hitchiker's Guide series will be able to easily transpose the Z for an S and work out where I got the name from. If you haven't read it yet, do yourself a favour and read it. And once you know that the late great Douglas Adams is my all time favourite author then you probably know everything you really need to know about my personality. I can Also recite Monty Python's Life Of Brian pretty much word for word. I'm pretty sure that's not something I should be quite so proud of but, hey, that's me. I never met a sci-fi I didn't like and, back in the day, was a massive X Files fan. Also big Stargate SG-1 fan and those two are what most of my fanfic writing has been around, although the X Files stuff is probably all too, um, well, smutty. Most of it anyway. Not sure how or why that happened (something to do with being egged on by some very naughty ladies from XFUK) but I don't think FF.net allows that kind of thing. It's at Gossamer, under a completely different name altogether if you really wanna know. Having said that, anything with a decent bit of 'ship in it will do me. Meh, I can 'ship for two motes of dust if you spin it the right way. I hope you enjoy my mad musings. They're all done for pleasure but please do leave feedback. It's like soulfood for the, er, soul! |
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Campfire Stories, Season Four by polrobin reviews
A series of post- or mid-ep stories set in season 4 following the growth of the relationship between Sam and Jack. Some are missing scenes, some are episode tags. Marked "complete" because each chapter can stand alone. Feedback always answered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,846 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Meaning of Life Stuff by polrobin reviews
Sam/Jack established. Written in memory of Charles S. The immediate aftermath of General Hammond's passing. I realized that I hadn't written of that and this was my chance to say goodbye to both men, neither of whom did I know personally.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Winning by a. loquita reviews
Two can play at this game. Fluffy S/J established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
You and I collide by Ellana-san reviews
Daniel's dead and Sam and Jack find it diffucult to go on.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Tooled by AkamaiMom reviews
Goggles, a lumpy mattress, and a mysterious noise. And what's with all the dust? Established Jack/Sam fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Clarity by ziparumpazoo reviews
She sights down the barrel once more and waits for the moment of clarity.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Being There by JenniferJF reviews
S/J. Jack visits Sam in the infirmary. Each chapter will be a separate visit during or after a different episode, but each chapter reads complete. Angst, fluff, and maybe a bit of gutter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Reclaiming Carter by Soleya reviews
As always, SG-1's mission just went bust. Can they get Sam back? And even if they can... will she ever be the same?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Five Lessons Sam and Jack Learned From Each Other by JenniferJF reviews
But which you won't find in any manual. S/J ship. Added second chapter from Jack's point-of-view because my beta told me I had to. Chapter one came to me suddenly out-of-the-blue. I blame both on the show for being so awesome.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Traditions, Old and New by polrobin reviews
A story for Christmas, 2009. Not a Campfire. Dedicated to the Shippers at GW, but especially to Amanda Tapping and Richard Dean Anderson for endless chemistry and inspiration.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Christmas in D C by sg-1fanintn reviews
Sam and Jack established. Christmas 2009.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Always by Starlover1990 reviews
Sam and Jack have their first fight. S/J pairing
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Out of the Mouth by JenniferJF reviews
A little illumination into what makes Stargate Universe Jack, well, Stargate Universe Jack. S/J. Because I'm still me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Safe Bet by Starlover1990 reviews
What if the conversation Sam had with her subconscious Jack went different than in the episode Grace. What are the consequences? S/J pairing
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Small Steps and Giant Leaps by polrobin reviews
My contribution for 'Ship Day, 2009. Sam/Jack. Sam's doing some home improvement and O'Neill stops by for a visit.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The theory of General relativity by PodBayDoors reviews
If he loses her now, he might be able to save her later. Sequel to As the World Doesn't Turn, the story begins between the end of SGA and start of SGU and on into the future. Sam and Jack, established.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,228 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Down to the Bone by Annerb reviews
She knows now, what’s essential. 'Threads' fix-it. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Campfire Stories, Season Two by polrobin reviews
Vignettes set in season 2 following the growth of the relationship between Sam and Jack. Some are missing scenes, some are episode tags. Marked "complete" because each chapter can stand alone. Feedback always answered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,895 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
When It Counts by polrobin reviews
Sequel to Being There. Set throughout Threads. S/J shippy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Being There by polrobin reviews
A continuation of the "ring" scene from Affinity, written in response to a discussion on the GW Family thread. S/J Angst. If the 'ship isn't your cuppa, skip it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Across the Ionian Sea by polrobin reviews
This story takes place during and after Enemy at the Gates. It also ref's possible SGU characters. SJ Est. Update: 1/17/09 - changed names of SGU ref'd characters to reflect new names as shown on GW. I'll keep them updated as the characters' names evolve
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Per Aspera ad Astra by polrobin reviews
She turned her head, her lips brushing Jack ear, speaking so that only he could hear. “Once you’ve blown up a sun, you tend to lose your taste for chardonnay.” Sam/Jack established, unabashedly shippy. A bit of Christmas thrown in too, not a religious fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Loss PG Version by TracyT reviews
This is not the Christmas Jack and Sam wanted it to be - PG version of my M story
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Loss by TracyT reviews
This is not the Christmas Jack and Sam wanted it to be
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Immersion by PodBayDoors reviews
He just wants to take a shower, but it feels like he's drowning. Tag to Beneath the Surface.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Secret Lives of Pandas by Phoenix-cry reviews
Separated from the team Sam and Jack's survival skills, sanity, and relationship are put to the test. Heavy S/J Ship, with high angst, hurt/comfort, adventure, and a touch of humor. Emotional ride but, NO major character death, NO graphic sex.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Aftershocks II by Rachel500 reviews
A series of TAGS for Seasons Three and Four. Jack and Sam face their feelings and the mission becomes ever more personal for Daniel and Teal'c.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 342,254 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Baby Mine by Bekki reviews
They were waiting for a Christmas miracle. A baby O'Neill. For all those who are wishing it was still Christmas. Angst warning. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Torment of Tantalus by Karibou reviews
COMPLETE. The team explores an abandoned offworld structure and makes a discovery that has some unintended consequences for Carter and O’Neill. Standalone fic. Total, unapologetic SJ ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,343 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Jack's Christmas Carol by AstraPerAspera reviews
It's a week before Christmas and Jack gets some unexpected visitors. With apologies to Mr. Dickens. Sam and Jack ship. Written especially for Zuz at GW as her Secret Santa gift. Thanks for letting me share!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
A Day in the Life of Jack's Dog Tags by luvnjack reviews
Prompted by someone on the SJ Thread on GW saying, Oh, to be those dog tags! A short fic written from the point of view of Jack O'Neill's dog tags.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/18/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Saturday Morning Repairs by a. loquita reviews
SJ Sam comes over on a Saturday to do some repairs for O'Neill and it leads to What're we doing?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Looping by AstraPerAspera reviews
So exactly how many times did Jack kiss Sam before the Window of Opportunity closed? A brief little insert for what we now know was just the tip of the iceberg...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Colonel O'Neill by JenniferJF reviews
This barely more than a drabble is all Hannah's fault. Really. SJ fluff, of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Xanadu by Spiletta42 reviews
The team goes offworld to take care of some mining negotiations, only to meet with an unanticipated challenge. Will SG1 be the same after visiting P3X427? SJ 35,027 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,088 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Compromising Positions: A Very Sticky Situation by Kate McCaye reviews
The end of the ‘Compromising Positions’ series is, of course, the most embarrassing of all, for all of SG1. SJ. Now Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,782 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Sunshine of the Eternal Mind at 3 am by ALC Punk reviews
All she wanted was ice cream, was that so hard for him to get? (future! Sam&Jack fic)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
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Three Minutes reviews
Three minutes can change your life forever. Pure fluff. Established Sam/Jack relationship set some time Season 9 or 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Mrs O'Neill reviews
Just an outsider's glimpse into General O'Neill's life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Solace reviews
A discussion between Sam and Jack after a traumatic mission. UST. Set post season 4.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Trimming The Tree reviews
How Sam and Jack decorated their first Christmas tree together… almost! This is chock full o’ clichés but it’s Christmas, what do you expect! Light hearted fluff with a bit of gutter thrown. Sam/Jack established relationship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Uncomplicate It reviews
“First she was going to get that chocolate. Lots of it. Then, she thought, flipping out her cell phone and hitting the speed dial, she was going to get her man.” Spoilers for Affinity and SGA Trio. Sam/Jack established. Pete features but in a good way
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Too Much Fishing Can Be Hazardous To Your Health reviews
Sam’s suffering from the after effects of too much fishing, Vala’s being evil and Daniel’s finding it all too much. No spoilers to speak of but a Sam/Jack established relationship strongly hinted at.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
How Jack & Sam Spent Their Honeymoon reviews
The title pretty much says it all but, it’s probably not quite how you’d imagine it. Needless to say there’s no mention of beaches and bikinis…or wait…yes there is! Sam / Jack established relationship. Humour/romance and just a smidgen of angst.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
How Sam & Jack Got Engaged reviews
Jack and Sam plus a cabin and a proposal. Pure, utter, shameless fluff and since it's me and I'm incapable of not going there, there's a little bit of angst and gutter in there too . Spoilers for Continuum and Atlantis S5 Search & Rescue.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ice reviews
Episode tag for Lost City. What happened after Jack was frozen in the Antarctic. Sam/Jack UST/romance Sam/Daniel friendship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Oiling The Snake reviews
A simple meet and greet that doesn't quite go smoothly but that's not important right now. This is what happened afterwards. Team humour with slight Sam/Jack UST and perhaps even less Daniel/Janet UST if you can project that much. Set Season 3.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete