Hola!
I pitty you if you are reading this...but please...do continue *smiles sweetly*

The name is Liz and I am from Australia. Melbourne to be exact. People seem to think I am a pissa (funny, absolutely hillarious, makes them laugh so hard their stomach cramps up and tears run down their cheeks)

I am a HUGE...did i mention HUGE Marat Safin fan. The things I want to do to him...*gets lost in a dream world* Been told I own JC Ferrero...Im not complaining. A lil bit of him would do me just fine. Loving Andy Roddick and James Blake too...mmm that fro drives me wild!

Do not be alarmed but my best friend and I are thinking of opening a "Rapist Colony" when we are older..once again *enters dream sequence*

What else do I like...ohhh yes, Oreos...if you provide me with some, you will be my best friend, I am a great fan of food, I love it. Tummy rubs and head massages never went astray either! (Note to Marat: Did you see that last point? I hope you did) HAHA..ahh Im so lame!

I am a bit fo an alcoholic but not so bad that I need to be checked into AA or ne thing, I just like the occasional drink...or 16

I play basketball...its all I pretty much do, I think I play it to much tho, 3 times a week can sure put a girl in hospital as I recently found out. *winces*

I used to dance but have quit. I kinda got a little bored after over 10 years of it! Used to be my dream to be a dancer...don't know what happened there. But yes, things do change.

I think thats enough bullshit from me for now! If you haven't figured it out by now I think it would be safe to say that I am crazy, werid and have something REALLY wrong with my head! You may get the impression that I am one randy girl, but I promise you, Im not like this all the time. Meh heh heh