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Author has written 2 stories for Hey Arnold.

Salutations!

I'm just here to write a few things.

Hopefully they are interesting and people like to actually read them.

I like surreal art, cartoons, crap horror movies, needlepoint, wes anderson, drag queens, magic, anime, taxidermy, painting, & post-mortem photography.

"As for me, I am a watercolor,
I wash off." - Anne Sexton

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Hearts of Gold by Always A Witty reviews
After San Lorenzo, everything should be perfect. However, love isn't always easy. Arnold and Helga will be tested like never before as treasures are lost, devastating secrets are revealed, and true love faces its greatest challenge. But so long as hearts of gold still beat, a love born in rain can never die.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 190,570 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Arnold, Helga
Avalanche by Pointy Objects reviews
"I know everyone you know, you know everyone I know; our Venn Diagrams are one circle." AxH, PxG, Comedy/Romance
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,997 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Arnold, Helga] [Phoebe, Gerald]
Saving Zim by dib07 reviews
This latest cover art has been so cutely done by dear RissyNicole! All previous art avatar artist names will be changed...eventually lol. 'When you had it all. When old age forces you to change. When life isn't what you'd imagined. When you aren't prepared to be so powerless. When a soldier's undetermined future remains his greatest fear.'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 265,076 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
The Shadow Around His Heart by Arnold's Love reviews
During an excavation in Ancient Egypt, Archaeologist Arnold Shortman discovers more than he ever expected-a connection so unbelievable he has no choice but to pursue it. And he does. Colliding along the way with romance, fate, and a long lost dream, Arnold soon encounters an ancient evil bent on destroying him and everything he loves. (AU)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,926 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Arnold, Helga
Keeping Arnold: Or, How to Get Disowned by Lachesism reviews
After ten long years in San Lorenzo, Arnold suddenly returns to Hillwood, throwing Helga's world into chaos irreversibly. Gerald and Phoebe start acting suspicious about his return; what secrets does he bring with him, and what does it mean for Helga? Can she get him to stay? Does she want him to stay? And how does Lila, mysteriously absent for years, factor into his return?
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 209,298 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Arnold, Helga] Lila
Leaves, Missed Signs, and the Incorrigible Effects of Time by theps118confessional reviews
Arnold left. Arnold came back. Arnold didn't change at all. Everything else did. Helga hadn't physically hit someone in years, but God, did she want to punch him in the face.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,840 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Arnold, Helga, Gerald, OC
No Place Like Home by Polkahotness reviews
When Mr. Simmons' house burns down in a tragic accident, it's Arnold who comes to save the day in inviting him and his 'roommate' into the Sunset Arms Boarding House. But what he discovers is even more intriguing than the accident itself and shows Arnold just who his teacher is in ways he never could have imagined. Mr. SimmonsxPeter, Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Arnold, Mr. Simmons - Complete
Discovery by devoosha reviews
A Hey Arnold fan fiction with the kids in 5th grade and beyond. The lead up to the events in The Jungle Movie and what is my version of the Jungle Movie and what happens after. I realize my fiction will be obsolete come November! But I wrote this last year and have finally gotten it to the point I want to share! Rated T for some very few instances of mild language.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,361 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Life with the Shortmans by SuprSingr reviews
Read about Arnold and Helga's family together and their life as husband and wife... and their four kids. Insanity, amusement, and romance awaits you. Rated T for good reason, proceed with caution. Now with 90% more grandparents! Stella and Miles included! (On indefinite hiatus; see @shortmania on tumblr for questions)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 439,472 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Arnold, Helga
The Alchemist's Atlas by theps118confessional reviews
In a kingdom far, far away, Helga is a thief, and may or may not be a witch. Prince Arnold needs her to save his bride to be. Helga knows he doesn't love the girl. He doesn't see why that matters. / a magic/fairytale/a whole bunch of things/au!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 1/28/2017 - [Helga, Arnold] Phoebe, Gerald
Rule One and One Half by theps118confessional reviews
"Look:" I swallowed, "I think it'd be best if we laid out some ground rules." She snorted. "Okay, fine, Arnold. Rule Number 1; I'm not making up rules with you." She rolled her eyes, turning around. "Rule 1 and 1/2:" she looked back to me, eyes meeting mine. There was no smirk anymore, but the twinkle of amusement still relentlessly shone in her eyes "don't fall in love with me."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Arnold, Helga, Timberly, OC
From the Desk of Arnold Shortman by Polkahotness reviews
When Helga moves across state with her parents while opening "Big Bob's Cellphone Castle," Arnold is stuck behind regretting his decisions of breaking up with her in the first place. Could it be Arnold whose words bring them back together? Or the music he's secretly creating in her honor? Fun Shortaki fic inspired by the songs "Love Song" and "The Night We Met"
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
Craigslist: A Love Story by theps118confessional reviews
Arnold had known it the entire night, but somehow sitting in the bathtub, dry and in his clothing, staring at her, glitter in her hair, made it truly settle over him. They really were complete strangers. Something about Helga gave him the feeling he had known her his entire life, but the fact remained at the core: they barely knew each other. A Craigslist(?)!AU
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Time without Arnold by Forever in my Life reviews
Arnold requested something of Helga in the heat of the moment and when she grants him his wish, he isn't happy about it at all.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,256 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Bitter Optimism by Arnold's Love reviews
One-shot: "Even optimism has a breaking point."
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Complete
Say Something by MuffinLove03 reviews
After years apart, Arnold and Helga are reunited for one brief summer and must come to terms with their complicated past. With Arnold's grandma's health declining and Helga assisting with her best friend's wedding planning, the time will finally come for these two to say the things that always needed to be said. Language and some intense themes in later chapters.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,000 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 7/22/2014
Not a Soul! by MajorMutation reviews
They've been together for a year and a half, and have been in love even longer. But they're the only ones that know that. After they decide to go away together for a romantic weekend to a secluded bed and breakfast in the mountains, they find that their secret romance is at risk of being exposed to the entire school. (From the author of Can't See the Forest and When the Sun Rises)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,988 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
Spanish 2 Was All For You by Polkahotness reviews
Spanish 2 with Arnold was fun until a class presentation changes everything. When he leaves to chase his dreams & find his parents in the middle of the San Lorenzo jungle, it's Helga who is left behind with the secret she was never able to tell. But will a surprising video call from Arnold months later change her life forever? *The Jungle Movie with a twist!* Canon. TJM. AxH
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 197,059 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Can't See the Forest by MajorMutation reviews
Excited to start college, Helga Pataki is more eager than ever to face the challenges ahead of her. But then she runs into a cold, distant boy who won't say more than two words to her, and doesn't seem to want to. But the more she finds herself running into him, the more she feels compelled to see what he's hiding. But is he a challenge she can't overtake? AxH & OOC.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 117,875 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Arnold, Helga]
To the Fire Escape and Beyond by Polkahotness reviews
After years of confusion and hiding her feelings from Arnold, Helga has finally become the object of Arnold's affections. The catch? Nobody knows, and they intend to keep it that way- at least for now. But will an unexpected school group project prove to be their secret's undoing? AxH, Review and Subscribe! (rated M for language and sexual content.)
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,134 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Arnold, Helga, Rhonda, Lila - Complete
Everything You Wanted To Be by Jonquille Theravada reviews
This is esstentially my take on what happened after the Jungle Movie. It may be a cliche, but it's a good cliche. Also I don't own Hey Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Arnold, Helga
Second Helpings by AibouFTW reviews
This can't be happening. But, sure enough it is. Those emerald eyes, that kind smile, that football-shaped head…Yeah, there's no mistaking it. He's here. ...and I need to get out before he notices.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Heart-Shaped Box by Reinamy reviews
In which Helga G. Pataki gets stuck in an elevator with the last person she ever wanted to be in close quarters with. Her life, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
Someday my Prince will Come by stagetrinity reviews
High School is hard enough as is, but it's even harder for Helga to deal with the conflict of emotions she feels about her budding relationship with Arnold. Can a friendship built on weekends watching Disney movies actually survive the test?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,532 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Girl in the Paper by eternallost reviews
It's time to let go; they're on the way to college, after all. Will a succession of anonymous entries in the school newspaper allow her to do so? What will Arnold think of the girl in the paper?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,103 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Lila - Complete
All In The Waiting by MajorMutation reviews
Helga and Arnold are in their senior year, and they see time slipping away, and are still as stubborn as ever. But with the coming of a new student, Arnold starts to see what right in front of him. But is this new guy here to steal her away, or for another reason entirely? AxH!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,237 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013
It's a Deal by stagetrinity reviews
Arnold and Helga make a deal: If she can help him get a date with the girl of his dreams by coaching him in romance, then he has to accompany her to formal dinner as her date. However, a lot can change in two months time. Will Helga be able to handle helping Arnold woo another woman? And if Arnold does get what he wants, will he still want what he gets? (rating for later chapters)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Hidden by Avogadro602 reviews
Desperate circumstances force Helga into an unusual disguise, resulting in many awkward situations.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,262 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Finding your feet by Pillow Bosom reviews
What happens when the guy that was always helping others, doesn't know how to help himself? - M for Lemons and language. I don't own anything Hey Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Princess of Thieves by Aiyta reviews
Another school play, another lead role for Arnold and Helga. How will it turn out this time around?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,367 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Road Trip by BrokenNintendo reviews
While on a road trip to Vancouver with Gerald, Phoebe and Arnold, Helga decides to torment Arnold during the trip but what happens when things heats up...could things change their normal relationship into something more? Fluff/Angst/Romance/Comedy/Drama COMPLETED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,236 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Humans Without Wings by Polkahotness reviews
Helga's trying to run away from her family. Arnold's trying to run to his. As they take on the roads in search for any form of comfort to their problems, they run into each other in a rather... unusual way. Rated M for language and serious content. AxH
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Prove It! by OliviaAR99 reviews
One Shots! Chapter 1. Arnold comes back after 5 years and shatters Helga's new life to pieces. Chapter 2. During rehearsals for Dracula, Arnold decideds to give Helga a little 'payback'.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Hey Horror by SuprSingr reviews
It's Halloween in Hillwood, and Helga somehow managed to force Arnold into "marrying" her for the holiday. Get ready for tricks, treats, and LOTS of sweets. A... sort of cross-over, but you'll have to read to find out what. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
To Love and Cherish by Pyrex Shards reviews
The courtship and marriage of Arnold and Helga Shortman. New story added: "Till Death Do Us Part." Enjoy!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Season's Surprises by Estrelle Buscador reviews
The holiday season - and Phoebe's wedding - brings the whole gang together during the Christmas holidays. Nothing with this gang is ever boring, and several secrets come to light in all the festivity and fun. Solid fluffy goodness.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,196 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Jungle Movie: Scene The Fortune Teller by SuprSingr reviews
A small chunk of the movie I've had swirling around in my head for a while. Please read... You HOPEFULLY won't be sorry. Better explanation inside. AxH!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Patience by Gwynn reviews
FINISHED! Arnold comes to terms with his feelings for Helga at their senior prom. Contains some mature themes, sensuality, and strong language. Arnold/Helga pairing
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Blue Oceans by Jae B reviews
A journey through time reveals the trials and tribulations of an unlikely couple. Story written from 2003-2007. Completed 2007.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 160,371 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Ribbons/Hair/Never/There by Heidi Patacki reviews
Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/19/2001
Something Wicked by Heidi Patacki reviews
Arnold tries to stop Helga and Curly from visiting an abandoned mental hospital on Halloween night, but ends up getting pulled along for the ride . . .
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,234 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004
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Science FictionDouble Feature reviews
Arnold tries to stifle his feelings for his best friend, Helga Pataki, but it was proving more and more difficult. Can one more play together give him the push he needs to finally come clean with his love while performing in the most outrageous musical he could never see himself in? Let's do the time warp… Hillwood style! T for language and some sexual situations.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Le Vie En Rose reviews
Life is coming together. Arnold's parents are home, Helga's dreams have become reality and everything seems to finally coming together in their lives. But weird nightmares and strange gifts show them all that the past doesn't stay in the past forever. Mystery/Romance Please review :)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald