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Joined 04-08-05, id: 791232
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! I'm Caroline.

The stuff that I like/dislike is below. Don't feel obligated to read it all, though...

Er... if you want to talk, my AIM s/n is youugotphoned.


Likes:

HARRY POTTER

Indie Music

Avenue Q

Reading

Fanfiction

Igor, my iPod

Fast computers

Strangely OOC fanfics

Being funny

Being sarcastic

Pretending that Harry Potter is queer

Being ghettofabulous (or not)

Monitoring for bling

Being a pirate

Drawing

Photoshop

People who review!

Dislikes:

When people eat too loud/talk when they eat/bite their fork

Unneccessarily stereotypical slash

Ms. Fines, my old geometry teacher

Summer homework

Liars

PEOPLE WHO DON'T REVIEW

People who try too hard to be cool

Loud noises

Silverfish

My badly drawn manga/anime

Fake photoshop

...That's all I can think of right now! Additions will probably be made. Have a nice day! And REVIEW, DAMMIT!

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Harry Potter goes Gangsta by Gryffindor620 reviews
What if the world of Harry Potter went gangsta? UPDATED Aug. 26, 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2004
Harry Potter and the Magical Muffin Mischief by LuciusLoversandSnapeSnoggers reviews
Harry and co. embark on yet another 'magical' adventure. Draco's baking muffins, Hermione has cancer, Blaise is slightly scary, and Dumbledore might be a little too inappropriate. Ron...yeah. The 'magical' muffin mischief will seduce you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lizard Bits by Grape-Juice reviews
Malfoy and his two friends NOT Crabbe and Goyle are having some adventures. Er... Rated PG for mild language. It's a grand, silly ride. Wooooooo! There is scheming! There is jello! OMB! Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
The Saga of the Singing Students by meggumscat reviews
Several members of the students and staff start bursting out in song at some random, and not so random moments. All the songs seem to be coming from the musical Pippin. What's going on? Will everyone stop singing? Find out by reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Woes of Using a Telephone by Jollie Killjoy reviews
PostHogwarts. Draco Malfoy had it all... until he got stripped of all his magic, and possibly a few articles of clothing. By a strange twist of fate, he is then forced to room with his favorite people, Ron, Harry, & Hermione. Plotless? No. Insane? Uhuh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Diary of Lord Voldemort Book 6 by Nerdtastic1312 reviews
Is Lord Voldemort really as bad as he seems? Or is he just misunderstood and really a nice, funny, warm person on the inside?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Voldemort
The Angst Parody to End All Angst Parodies by Playground Lover reviews
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE VASTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENORMITY OF MY EPIC AMOUNTS OF GRIEF CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN LARGE, HARD TO READ LETTERS! OH GOD, NO! AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS! AND UNNECESSARY INTERSPERSIONS OF THE WORD NO! OH GOD, NO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
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The Fable of the Fantastical Feast reviews
Well, Harry is in love, and so is Malfoy. Hermione is spouting logical facts what's new?, and Ron has... well... you'll see. Mildly humorous slash. OOCaction goin' on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Magical Tale of the Mischievous Malfoys reviews
Everyone has been jinxed! Harry's in love, Hermione's confused, FredandGeorge are stuck together, and Ron is... well.. you'll see. Mild HD slash, only hinted at. Just some... gazing fondly. Rated T for language and ...er... innuendo. OOC, but for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.