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Story Status(es)

Anything But A Silent Night: Complete

My High School Life: In-Progress

High School Tromance: In-Progress

Amuto Oneshots: In-Progress

Love Camp: In-Progress (On hold)

Christmas Dance Oneshot: Complete

Anime Shows (Watched/Watching/Seen)

Shugo Chara! (Number ONE! :D)

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden (Number TWO fave! :T)

Vampire Knight

Hana Yori Dango (Korean & Japanese REAL LIVE)

Kame No Maid Guy

Inuyasha

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

(Below are the ones I used to watch when I was little)

Sailor Moon

Avatar

Death Note

One Piece

Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi

Hamtaro

Bleach

Pokemon

Rurouni Kenshin

Dragon Ball Z

Yu Yu Hakusho

Princess Mononoke

Fullmetal Alchemist

Anime Shows on the To-watch or Finish list

Tokyo Mew Mew Power

Nana

Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch

Card Captor Sakura

Gakuen Alice

(More to be added later)

↓ My 'You are a total shugo chara fan when' Reasons :D ↓
(Story by Himeka Tsukiyomi)

(Entry One)

-You carry a journal around and write about Shugo Chara.
-You daydream of Ikuto's HAWTNESS in class and everyone thinks your crazy and took some drugs (I daydream abt him!! xD).
-If anyone makes fun of Shugo Chara, you beat them up and almost get expelled.
-While writing Shugo Chara ideas, someone comes up and reads and makes fun of it, you almost rip their head off, but send them to the hospital.
-Everyone thinks you are crazy talking about Shugo Chara, a topic they don't know.
-You sing or listen to Shugo chara songs/sing Shugo Chara songs out loud or at an open mic (I do!).
-You think blonds are gay or annoying like Utau or Tadase.
-People who are nerds remind you of Kairi and makes you P.O. since they think they know it all.
-Your treat your friends like crap since they don't know about Shugo Chara.
-People make fun of you for talking Japanese verses (out of Shugo Chara) and you beat them up and make an attempt to kill them like a Temari change.
-You think Edward Cullen and Ikuto are your dream boyfriends (Twilight and Shugo Chara thing here xD).
-You scream and move uncontrollably in your computer chair every time you see Amuto (No lie there).
-You want Amuto lemon (for amuto lovers tho).
-You force boyfriends to be like exactly Ikuto or you'll break up with them.
-You have your own charas.
-You think your school life is boring and only have a few friends to make it better like the Guardians.

(Entry Two—which to me, is WAY better)

You are a total Shugo Chara fan when:
- You have pictures all over your binder of Shugo Chara when you are in higher 'mature' grade levels.
- You have a belt with a little decorated container to hold your Heart's Egg.
- You wear a necklace with your favorite new shapes of hearts, clovers, diamonds, spades, crosses, cat paws, crowns, cute things, clown items, music stuff, etc.
- You squeal out of nowhere in class when people are talking to you because an image of IKUTO -cough- or any other SC boy (not really) -cough- and you popped up in your mind.
- You work for the Student Council because you think you're the next to-be Joker. Lol... not really, only to ditch class.
- You become the class inchou/smart one, clown, baby, jock, 'king', beauty, (artist, cheerleader, cook), etc.
- When you have a horrible day where everything goes wrong, you think your heart's egg turned 'X' and you wait for Amu to come.
- You're a girl and you read this.
- You laugh at the reasons that resemble you the most.
- You get in trouble for staying up late just to do something Shugo Chara related whether it's typing, watching, printing, etc.
- You have a room resembling any Shugo Chara character, such as Amu.
- You type reasons for this story.
- No one in your family knows you watch a Japanese anime show and you hide it from them to keep them from forbidding you from Shugo Chara related things.
- Your parents put a password on the computer because you get on to much just to see Ikuto's face or any other character. still there
- You have a Shugo Chara wallpaper on your iTouch/iPhone me!!
- You gasp at your favorite couples moment in an episode (Amuto-YEA!, Tadamu (BOO!), Kukamu, Tadima (?), Rimahiko, Yairi/Kaiya, Kukaya, Kutau, etc.)
- You fall off your chair every time a cheesy or romantic scene in the episode shows.
- You cry when the characters' hearts get broken-like Amu and Tadase, Amu and Ikuto (in the late number 70 episodes or something like that).
- You break your laptop/computer every time there's no other episode for you to watch and you have to buy a new one.
- You imagine people in your class as people at Seiyo Academy.
- You believe you go to Seiyo and have a Royal Garden.
- You only eat or drink tea, cakes, cookies, sweets, or other things eaten at the Royal Garden.
- You wear a red/blue cape to school and act all royalty.
- You wear a school boy/girl outfit corresponding to the colors of gender just like the uniform in Shugo Chara and you wear the tie like Amu or tucked in and you carry a book bag/sling bag around.
- You beg your parents to sign your name as a Shugo Chara character for your school year ID -Hinamori Amu, Tsukiyomi Ikuto, Hotori Tadase, Hoshina Utau, Fujisaki Nagihiko/Nadeshiko, Souma Kukai, Yuiki Yaya, Mashiro Rima, Sanjo Kairi.
- You grow long hair and dye it purple-ish and act like a girl and a boy just like Nagihiko.
- You add 'san, sama, kun, or chi' to your friends name with you talk to them.
- You cosplay your favorite character everyday.
- You get colored contacts to resemble a character.
- You subscribe to everyone who writes a Shugo Chara story subscribe to me and Hime! :P
- You have nothing but Shugo Chara posters all over your wall.
- You dump the other anime shows you watch in or to put Shugo Chara as your number one.
- You even try to go onto illegal sites in order to watch the next episode.
- You kill your iTouch/iPhone battery almost EVERY hour a day just reading fan fiction Shugo Chara.
- When you have to move, you beg your parents to at least move to the place where Amu lives so you can go to the Seiyo schools.
- When your boyfriend asks you how he can be the perfect boyfriend for you, you hand him a copy of the limited edition (idk if there are ANY) Shugo Chara! manga and tell him to read ALL of it and note the behavior of 'the blue haired cat boy'.
- You think that a day without Shugo Chara is like a day in the desert without water.
- You daydream about using Ikuto to make your crush jealous.
- You are always melodramatic about Shugo Chara! related things.
- You imagine your crush as Ikuto, Tadase, Kukai, Kairi, etc. (Your favorite boy)
- You think it takes a real man to wear a skirt like Nagi did.
- You think Nagi and Ikuto are the straight-up definition of 'Hot'.
- (For Tadase Lovers, no offense! Sorry!) Tadase is the definition of 'Ugly'.
- Rima is the definition of 'Chibi' or 'Doll'.
- Yaya is the definition of 'Baby'.
- Kukai is the definition of 'Athletic'.
- Amu is the NEW definition of 'Cool'.
- YOU are the NEWEST definition of... 'Obsessed' & 'Addicted'.
- You predict the world will end once the Shugo Chara! anime series on Crunchyroll is over.
- When Shugo Chara! the series is finished, you try to hold a funeral because its 'over'.
- "Shugo Chara" are the words you whisper to yourself when you are down, need encouragement, or use it to help you boost yourself when running, exercising, racing, competing, etc.
- You are BFF's with people who are Fanfiction Shugo Chara authors.
- You will now move onto the next set of Shugo Chara reasons, because I'm done. :D

QUOTES: (not mine i got them from gina3739)

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye - THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!"

Its at times like this I see why I need to make a list of people who need to die.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else.

The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help but smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

I love to eat. But then I get fat.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS: (also gotten from gina3739)

This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (How the hell did some even manage that to begin with?)

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside." (Ok, seriously did some proof read that, you know, at like, ALL)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way ??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I like my frozen, thank)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". ("Oops" -flips it back over-)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (Really?...I didn't know that)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm done and ready to go faster!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (No space then I guess)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (...)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Holy crap, they're geniuses)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Enjoy the flight...-_-)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one; On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat." (And now, people know how to eat)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then)

101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person’s every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet Mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it’s gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. Affect a Southern drawl, if Norwegian.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head, like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

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What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

Will take you far. But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.